The planet of irony

[kinkshamer]

New Texas is a world filled with genetically modified humans with the purpose of changing them into the perfect breeding machines, yet there is not a single character that can be knocked up or knock the pc up.

The latter can very easily be changed: A rewriting of the sydian pregnancy would be perfectly fine, considering the sydian pregnancy already results in human children, so the only thing that's left is replacing a few words and then enabling new texan males/herms to trigger a pregnancy.

 

[NotYouNorI]

1) Commissions are written to remedy this

2) There are contraceptives in the water for Big T's ranch.

 

[Couch]

There's birth control in the water on New Texas specifically to prevent this occurance.

 

[Woider]

2) There are contraceptives in the water for Big T's ranch.

THE GOVERNMENT IS PUTTING BABYKILLING CHEMICALS IN OUR WATER, FOLKS!

 

[Noob Salad]

New Texit

 

[Ormael]

Well for all that want there is still way to get children. But..yeah outside paying for someone wirte it it's near 0% possible to have any preg content related to NT. Ummm Ellie may be case of such cash tossing.

 

[Lancer]

This is the first I've heard about the contraceptives in Big T's ranch water. I thought the only sterile person there was Yancy, as he specifically mentions taking pills every day to prevent pregnancies.

 

[Ormael]

Well that is sort of not widely meantioned ingame lore. Maybe devs should add it somehwere to make it more official than stating this fact on forum/discord conversations.

 

[JDeko]

THE GOVERNMENT IS PUTTING BABYKILLING CHEMICALS IN OUR WATER, FOLKS!

THEY'RE TURNING THE KEROKORAS GAY!

 

[Arhon]

THEY'RE TURNING THE KEROKORAS GAY!

I thought they were gay since day 1.

 

[Ormael]

THEY'RE TURNING THE KEROKORAS GAY!

I thought their were...ummm that word on L... from the first day. And no I not mean L...ove but the other word on L...

 

[Woider]

I thought their were...ummm that word on L... from the first day. And no I not mean L...ove but the other word on L...

Considering they'll happily hop on any dick they see, I wouldn't call them that.

 

[Ormael]

So why some consider them gay then?

 

[Nonesuch]

Because it was a fucking joke.

 

[Woider]

Specifically a reference to one of Alex Jones' unhinged rants where he mentions chemicals turning frogs gay.

 

[HugsAlright]

THEY'RE TURNING THE KEROKORAS GAY!

Charging into a Gabilani nest, touching Gabilani, kissing Gabilani, catch Steele in BED with a Gabilani.

 

[JDeko]

 

[kinkshamer]

1) Commissions are written to remedy this

2) There are contraceptives in the water for Big T's ranch.

So? Not everyone drinks from that, otherwise the guy at the milkers wouldn't take contraceptives

 

[kinkshamer]

Well that is sort of not widely meantioned ingame lore. Maybe devs should add it somehwere to make it more official than stating this fact on forum/discord conversations.

Or just remove it, what's the point of having a planet full of genetically modified breeders when there's no pregnancy involved in any of the content?

 

[kinkshamer]

Specifically a reference to one of Alex Jones' unhinged rants where he mentions chemicals turning frogs gay.

http://www.livescience.com/10957-pesticide-turns-male-frogs-females.html

 

[Woider]

Or just remove it, what's the point of having a planet full of genetically modified breeders when there's no pregnancy involved in any of the content?

Because, just maybe, having fuckbrained bimbo sluts be pregnant all the time would lead to a massive, unsustainable population growth.

 

[Ormael]

Thing about contraceptives been distribued among natives of NT is a fact. Just the ways PC can know it ingame aside general "it's general thing everyone could read on Extranet" is also not so clear since we not have any scene of PC reafding about it so many things are assumed that PC "read about those" before player took over fully control over PC.

 

[NotYouNorI]

So? Not everyone drinks from that, otherwise the guy at the milkers wouldn't take contraceptives

Maybe he is extra virile or by "taking contraceptives" he meant "drinking the local tap water. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

 

[Lancer]

Perhaps Big T could decide it's time for the next breeding season, as the average age at his range has reached a certain point.

 

[CreamyMemes]

I actually can't believe they did that x/

 

[Nonesuch]

Perhaps Big T could decide it's time for the next breeding season, as the average age at his range has reached a certain point.

New Texans are fucking constantly. The whole point about the contraceptive flouride is that that gives them a normal birth-rate, there's no need for a breeding season.

Or, more pertinently: Perhaps those people who are whinging about the lack of preg content on NT should either fund or write the change they want to see in the world.

 

[Noob Salad]

There should be a planet where its inhabitants have foregone fucking vaginally, instead indulging in anal sex and evolving into the capacity of intense anal orgasms.

We'll call it New Savin.

 

[Woider]

New Buggeria.

 

[Ormael]

Well New Savin planet is ok as long we would have counterbalance planet that will be all about vaginal sex and each of it will make 100% chance for knock up any NPC PC try to poke iwth horn or...any npc make PC pregnant

Just what wuld be the name of it...ummm New JimT?

 

[Woider]

New JimT?

We can't have New JimT without normal JimT. Never forgetti.