Thare Plantation Trouble (open for everyone!)

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She hears a thud on the roof as her brother lands there a few minutes later.
"S- Savannah? Wh- Where is professor Darnock...?" Able asks, walking into the room. His face is streaked with tears, but he seems hopeful, like maybe this was all just some bad dream.
 

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His eyes go wide, and his mouth hangs open with shock, before twisting into a slight smile. "C-come on, Savannah. Th-that's n-not a very nice j-joke. Wh-where is he?" Able asks again, trembling.
 

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"I said he's dead, Able." Savannah approaches Able, a look of malice, rage, and sadness filling her eyes. "Now listen, go get a clothes hanger."
 

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He lets out a squeak of terror, and runs off, before coming back with a clothes hanger. "H-here you go..." He murmurs, handing it to her.
 

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"Um... Wh-what are you doing?" He squeaks, his eyes full of fear as he tries to squirm away from her.
 

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"I can't give birth to his child. Knock me out, cut me open, take it out, sew me closed, let me wake up, easy as that." Savannah starts taking off her clothes.

(Able is a nervous wreck and probably about to piss himself. Imagine if he did. Ewww, bee pee!)
 

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"Wh- Wha- WHAT-!? I CAN'T DO THAT!" He yells, dropping the hangar and scrambling backwards.
"You know, they do have a clinic in the settlement. We could get it done there." Says Lazarus's voice from the window. All she can see is the edge of his wing when she looks outside.
 

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"It's certainly better than dying by the inexperienced hand of someone who doesn't know what the fuck he's doing. With a clothes hanger, that too. Come on. I'll take you to Esbeth. Come outside." He says.
 

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Savannah shook her head. She was unsure now. "I need time to think. Just- just- FUCK!" Savannah stormed out of the room, tears in her eyes.
 

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Lazarus ends up finding a way inside, and walks up next to her as she stands at the balcony. "What's the problem now?" He asks after a few minutes of silence. "You were so sure back then. What's changed?" He asks, leaning against the railing as he looks at her with a calm, collected gaze.
 

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"If I don't have kids, I won't have a heir or heiress to the Thare Plantation after me. I only want so many children, little sweet children." Savannah says the last three words in a sigh, placing her hands on her belly. "So when they are born and someone asks who the daddy is, cram a sock in it. Will you?"
 

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He chuckles and nods only once. "So you want to keep the child. Very well... Also, I think I may have gotten the Queen pregnant. Not sure." He murmurs, rubbing his chin. "She seemed both annoyed and happy that I came inside..." He says, chuckling, before he stands up straight. "So will you be fine here? On your own?" He asks, folding his arms behind his back as he looks at her. "I could have some SteeleTech reps come down here and help you set the place up and stuff. Let the other tribes come and work too." He murmurs, putting an arm around her shoulder.
 

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He closes his eyes and snorts, before opening them, a smile on his face. "Sure. Why not. You're still paying me for this, though." He says, chuckling. "I'm running a company after all. I'll need some profits from the place, at least. Speaking of which..." He looks around the place. "What the fuck does this plantation even produce?"
 

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"Uhhhh... I assume they look like pussies are are fuckable?" He asks, raising an eyebrow and chuckling.
 

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"Pretty much. They don't get nutrition from the earth though. They get it from zil cum. Able almost got milked dry when he was given one as a present on his 18th birthday. Poor baby." Savannah chuckles and blushes. "Dad-" Savannah clears her throat. "Darnock gave me a couple because I kept on using his socks as... you know."
 

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He shoots her a look when she says Dad. That clearly didn't slip past him. "I see. Well, they could sell well as sex toys. Though we'd probably have to ship them with a warning label." He says with a chuckle, before looking at Savannah. "I don't get it. You liked him enough to call him dad, but at the same time, you hated him enough to let him get raped and killed in front of you. What's the deal?" He asks, tilting his head, his long elven ears flicking up and down slightly.
 

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"I got mixed feelings. I was sexually attracted to him when I first saw him. I got turned on when he got raped. I'm confused. I love him and hate him. Now if you excuse me, I need cookies and lava cakes. Wanna join?"
 

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"Eh... Sure. I'm hungry, anyway. I hope you got a lot. I eat a lot." He says, putting an arm around her shoulder and walking with her to wherever she leads him.
 

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Savannah leads him to the dining room. "Able is staying in his room. He is now my adopted baby slash brother-in-law." Savannah calls one of the servants and tells her what she and Lazarus want.
 

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"Ah. Yeah, that guy is pretty adorable and cute." He says with a smile. "I was half considering taking him to bed that night. And then he spilled the beans about you." He says with a snort.
 

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He shrugs and takes a seat. "I'm an atheist. I don't think there's any god out there. But then again..." He spreads his arms, indicating everything around him. "You also can't tell me we got here by pure chance."
 

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"Hmm... Maybe. But then who created us? Our parents, technically, yes. But where did we come from? Our design? Our very existence?" He asks, tapping the side of his head.