Starting Over [Archangel] [Discontinued]

[Archangel99]

He chuckles and shakes his head, before turning back to the spot they had picked up, and sitting down to wait once he got there.

"Queen... We found a good place. You can tell your followers to come here." He says, opening his eyes and trying to picture the location in his head to let her see it too.

 

[Floozer]

Hmm... seems like a decent enough spot. I have sent the signal now, they will make their way towards you thought some are closer than others.

 

[Archangel99]

"Alright. The sooner they get here the better. I'd rather not be alone for a long time. It's risky. Oh, and... Any hotties...?" He replies with a little mental chuckle.

 

[Floozer]

What do you classify as hot? Cause you got a real mixed bag making their way toward you right now.

 

[Archangel99]

"Anything that's cute and happens to be fuckable. And at least looks like a girl. Whatever. I'm not super picky."

 

[Floozer]

Uuuuh, yea you got a few of those... one of Aila's tribe is actually on the way over... one of the males that is. I can see a few more you might find appealing as well.

 

[Archangel99]

"Ah... Good. At least I'll have someone to keep me company. So... Any more suggestions? Now would be a good time to voice them."

 

[Floozer]

Suggestions for what? What to do with your little settlement?

 

[Archangel99]

Yes. In case you wanted anything else to be done... Now would be the time to say so.

 

[Floozer]

You already know what I want. Sex, slaves... sex slaves. A big altar to me, regular time spent worshiping my name... OH! Just don't hate on the angels... we really don't want another faction war with them.

 

[Archangel99]

"Mmm... Yeah. I'll try to keep them from getting too anti-god in there. That would be disastrous. Though I suppose... Worshipping you is already anti-god, isn't it?" He asks with a smirk.

 

[Floozer]

Well yes, but you don't have to be openly cursing the angels or anything. Look, I am the queen of hell, the strongest demon in all of exsistance right now... and I do NOT want to upset the big man upstairs ok? It just isn't a good idea. Oh sure I play silly buggers with the angels time and again, but it doesn't go any farther than that... understand?

 

[Archangel99]

"Of course. I understand. Don't piss off the dickless feather butts. But what if they get pissed off at us just being there? I mean... Suppose your influence spreads everywhere. The few people that worship God slowly fail to do so. Then what?"

 

[Floozer]

That is always a bit of a gray area. So long as you or I or anyone else doesn't try to widdle them away... then there is no trouble. If is up to them to keep up their own faith, so if I end up covering the whole of earth then that is their problem, not mine.

 

[Archangel99]

Well, they might get pissed off at that anyway. Although the war will likely take place on Earth. That's the only middle ground they have.

 

[Floozer]

It is all one big gray area to be honest. We can't openly try to stop each other but we certainly do butt heads over who gets who at times. But yes, the war will be on earth since an angel can't come to hell without burning alive and a demon can't go to heaven without turning to dust. Even the big man would be considerably weakened should he try to come down here.

 

[Archangel99]

"Really? He created the place. I highly doubt he'd be weakened by his own creation. He is, after all, God. But... How can you respect a father that does nothing to save his children?"

 

[Floozer]

That is a common misconception. He did not create hell. The first angel to fall and the first demon to be created, Lucifer/Satan whatever you wanna call him, is the one who made this place with just that intention, a safe haven for others like himself. It was one of the big reasons why the first war started. As for what you just said about a father... yea, that is actually another big cause of the first war. It was a split among angels betweent hose that wanted to stay passive and those that wanted to help. The first demons were all just mutated angels.

 

[Archangel99]

I see... So the ones that wanted to help were the smart ones. But on the other hand... Taking sides would look bad. Humans claiming they have the support of some angel or the other would find a way to twist that power for his own gain. That's where reality of what God created. It wasn't his best creation. It was his worst."

 

[Floozer]

You catch on fast. Many humans were involved in the first war. They took sides based on faith though the majority just tried to avoid the fall out that comes with such a large war. I am not ashamed to say that we were loosing rather badly when the big man offered a truce... "for the good of the mortals that suffer from our actions" he said.

 

[Archangel99]

"As far as I'm concerned... He should have just wiped his pathetic creations out. None of this would have happened if it weren't for humans. Why should such a weak, lowly species be considered good enough to wage a war over? It makes no sense."

 

[Floozer]

He can hear her chuckling in his mind To be honest... they aren't. It is what they have that both sides desire. Everything has a soul, Kai, and some souls shine brighter than others. The human soul is like... like a single bright start in the middle of the night sky! Claiming one gives such a powerful boost its like nothing I could compare to! However, that human must give it to you... a soul taken by force will wither away in a matter of moments.

 

[Archangel99]

"Ah... Now that makes sense. Human souls are magic juice. *Eye roll*"

 

[Floozer]

They are so much more than just magic juice... it is hard to explain to you, i'm sorry for that, just settle for the fact that they are very important we get as many as possible.

 

[Archangel99]

"Right. I'll just stick to calling it magic juice for now. But anyway... Have you had any luck with the search?"

 

[Floozer]

Nothing really concrete but we have dug up a few sad attempts at assasination of myself or other high standing demons. A few black market attempts and one guy trying to make doughnuts a religion... don't ask.

 

[Archangel99]

"Um.... What the hell are doughnuts? But anyway... I'm glad you found out that minor stuff. It would pile up otherwise, and you'd be in trouble."

 

[Floozer]

There is always something going on. No matter how hard you try there will always be angry people. I know the old nobles still hate my guts but I just find them funny at this point.

 

[Archangel99]

"Why not just kill them off? They're serving no use. Plus, if they have no heirs, their lands and riches would automatically go to you."

 

[Floozer]

Ah, and thus the politics begin. I have considered this already but while they are no longer noble in tearms of the throne, they still carry weight among the city. If I just chopped them down and seized their claims it would send a wrong tune to the common demons.