Starting Over [Archangel] [Discontinued]
- Thread starter Floozer
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"Wow thanks Hina." He says, giving her an annoyed look. "But would rubber even survive this long? I mean... Everything from the old world must be gone by now, right?" He asks.
"Yeah right. As if you'd want to get splinters everywhere inside your bat cave." He says, rolling his eyes, before frowning down at her. "And what do you mean you survived? By old world, I mean the time before the virus. You don't look that old to me." He says with a snort.
"I was made before the virus ravaged the earth... or more like at the peak of that. I am over 80 years old... have you seriously never thought about that? Also, I said "Wood and rubber" as in, carve the wood, cover it in the rubber, lube it up... go. Silly boy."
[I thought it was Chasey who said that. 
]
"Oh. Right... But ah! Where would they get lube, then?" He asks with a grin.
] "Oh. Right... But ah! Where would they get lube, then?" He asks with a grin.
"Scraping the bottom of the barrel for excuses hmm? Well as you know, women produce their own natural lube... there are also some lubes that are easy enough to make with some simple plants... or simply get enough spit going."
(Nah, Chasey would be far more crude and likely insult you while she was at it.)
(Nah, Chasey would be far more crude and likely insult you while she was at it.)
"Baaah. Whatever. Wooden dildo is still a bad idea if crafted by an unskilled craftsman. And how would you even make rubber?" He asks, raising an eyebrow.
He smacks Chasey's face with his tail. "Well, I could learn a skill or two. I mean... It could only help in the long run." He says with a shrug. "Maybe if we find a piece of wood, we could make something. Not a dildo." He says.
"Ack! The only real jerk bag here is you!" He grumbles, rapidly smacking her face with the tip of the tail.
"I'm the boss! Always!" He growls right back, grinning as he tries to roll her over and lock his legs around her arms.
He grunts and coils his tail around her neck, before pulling her to the side and rolling over on top of her, grinning. "Hell nah. I'm older. Older person is always the boss!" He says, laughing.
"Oh please. I'm 25. How old are you, grandma!? Cause you sure act like you're ten!" He says, blowing a raspberry at her, before grabbing her tits and giving them a good squeeze as he pushes her over.
He hits the ground rolls to his feet. "Just three years my senior, you prude." He says, grinning and bullrushing her, grabbing her around the waist and pushing her down onto the ground as he crushes her in a hug.
She lands with a grunt and returns the hug, trying to crush him back "Three years is more than enough you jerk!"
Half way through crushing each other they both suddenly experience great pain in their ears as Hina pulls them apart like naughty children "Enough fighting!"
Half way through crushing each other they both suddenly experience great pain in their ears as Hina pulls them apart like naughty children "Enough fighting!"
"Yeow! Ow ow ow ow ow!" He wails, scrabbling for purchase as he tries to get to his feet. "We're sorry, mom!" He groans.
"And... The other?" He asks, immediately wriggling under Chasey's coat when she puts it on, and poking his head out from between her legs.
"Eh? The first one was sup to be for you. She's still making mine." He says, looking at the pile of cloth before scurrying back inside her cloak.
"It's cooooold!" He yells, grabbing her legs as he runs, and getting dragged along behind her in the snow, probably giving him literal blue balls.