Starting Over [Archangel] [Discontinued]

[Archangel99]

"Alright. Shouldn't be a problem. You want him dead or just defeated?" He asks, walking over to the bird man and crouching next to his wings. "My healing magic isn't that great, but... It works for emergencies. I can set your bones straight, at the very least." He mutters, reaching out to them and channeling magic through his hands to restore his bones to their original state.

 

[Floozer]

A few rather upsetting crunching noises are heard as his bones set back into the right spots. "Ooooh... Thank you sir."

Hina shakes her head. "Too dangerous. He will come back later. He needs to be gone.

Ooooh! Send him to me Khorvis!

 

[Archangel99]

You sure? He's going to be a massive whiny bitch.

"You're welcome." He says, smiling down at the man, before standing and looking at Hina. "Where is the tribe, then?" He asks, raising an eyebrow.

 

[Floozer]

"I can take you there. Kai... Watch over the town in case they send fighters here." She sets off for the gate.

I know... But a lizard man sounds fun to play with. If not, Helia could use a toy.

 

[Archangel99]

Yeah. Last one got worn out too quick. Girl will chew through anything and everything. She's like a giant husky!

"Alright. Take me there. The sooner we leave, the better." He says, looking at Hina.

 

[Floozer]

Hina nods and soon they are on the trail. "Fair warning... They likely wont respect magic."

I know! Remember when she chewed up the entrance doors?

 

[Archangel99]

"Doesn't matter. I can crush his skull with my fists." He says, smirking slightly.

Hell yeah I remember. I was the one who had to fix it, remember!? Fucking splinters everywhere for goddamn weeks...

 

[Floozer]

Hahaha! She looked so guilty too! It was adorable!

"Just giving a heads up is all. Dont want to get carried away is all."

 

[Archangel99]

Yeaaaah. Dogs always look adorable when they're begging for an apology or attention. That's why they say beware the gigantic puppy eyes that stare into your fucking soul.

"I won't. Anyway... Did you find out anything else about this tribe other than they follow a piece of trash leader?" He asks, raising an eyebrow, before running his eyes over her body. "Damn. I wish they made robots like you back when I was still human." He snorts .

 

[Floozer]

"I am a highly advanced model. Only one ever made. I am afraid that is all we know. Violent and quick to anger."

 

[Archangel99]

"Ah. Tsundere, huh?" He snorts, chuckling. "But that's fine. I don't like robots that act like robots. If you know what I mean." He says, looking at her, before looking down at her breasts. "Still surprised you have a soul. Which, I suppose, answers the age old question. You're aware of the Turing Test, yes? Well... After the first robot passed that test... People began to wonder if machines had a soul. And they do, it seems." He says, grinning at Hina.

 

[Floozer]

"I am still trying to come to terms with that. I have so many questions with no answers either... Just left to ponder the meaning of a soul."

 

[Archangel99]

"Well... If it helps any... Humans haven't figured out what it is either. Although... If you wouldn't mind, may I include my opinion for consideration?" He asks, raising an eyebrow slightly.

 

[Floozer]

"I will hsppily hear and record it for future thoughts. Please speak your mind."

 

[Archangel99]

"Well... According to me... A soul is defined by the person it belongs to. It is, in a way... The very essence of that person. What they like, dislike; hate, love; their every thought. Their every memory... Their wants, their desires, their needs... Literally everything about a person apart from his body... That would be your soul." He murmurs.

 

[Floozer]

"I... I think i understand. You have given me much to think about. Thank you." Ghey reach the top of a hill and see the tribe down below.

 

[Archangel99]

"You're welcome. Think about it carefully, yeah?" He murmurs, looking down at the crowd. "Okay so which one is the leader?" He asks, narrowing his eyes at the tribe.

 

[Floozer]

"Likely further inside. Beat the guards to get in I suppose."

 

[Archangel99]

"Well, if I'm going to take the guards out..." He sighs and takes out a small cleaver, which morphs into a glaive. "You want a shish kebab or just leave them unconscious like a normie?" He asks, grinning as he looks at Hina.

 

[Floozer]

"Just knock them out... The leader is your target."

 

[Archangel99]

"Alright. I'm going Vlad the Impaler on this motherfucker." He says, grinning, before looking at Hina. "Are you going to stay and watch, or leave? I suggest you stay. Plus I wanna show off." He says, grinning .

 

[Floozer]

"I will stay to give directions when you leave... And no ztabbing! We need them alive to worship the queen!"

 

[Archangel99]

"Queen ordered one dead leader. So I'm turning this motherfucker into a shish kebab!" He snorts.

 

[Floozer]

"Yes, just him, no one else." Standing guard is two burly mutants.

 

[Archangel99]

"Obviously. Guess I'm using the blunt end for this part..." He mutters, flipping the glaive blade around.
"Oi! Do either one of you dickheads think your skull is hard enough to take a blow from this without breaking!?" He suddenly yells loudly.

 

[Floozer]

"Depends, cann you swing it harder than a light slap?" One of them shouts back.

 

[Archangel99]

"I can swing it harder than yo mama can, that's for sure!" He yells back.

 

[Floozer]

"Is that supposed to be insulting?! Cause it isnt! I guess your arms arent the only thing that is soft!"

Hina cant stop the snort of laughter from escaping at that one.

 

[Archangel99]

"Yeah? Won't be so soft when I impale you like your daddy did when you were a kid!" He yells back, starting to walk forwards.

 

[Floozer]

"Oooh. Big tough guy with the daddy jokes." The sassy guard readies a bo staff.