Starting Over [Archangel] [Discontinued]

[Archangel99]

"Right... Yeah. Anyway, the owner of that hellhound happens to be the Queen of hell. Who happens to be my boss. This whole settlement..." He waves his arms around. "I'm doing it for her. It's a safe place for all humans and mutants, as well as a safe space for Her followers to practice their religion." He says.

 

[Floozer]

"I see... and what exactly does this religion practice?"

 

[Archangel99]

"Sex, mostly. Like..." He pauses for a moment. "Hmm... How to explain... Okay. You basically do whatever the fuck you want or like; indulge in things most people would consider taboo, that kind of stuff. And don't hurt anyone. Unless it's bondage. That's an exception." He says, shrugging. "Basically, it's a hedonistic religion, but with some rules. And mostly revolving around sex." He adds.

[Phorsaalism is starting to sound like Hedonaz. ]

 

[Floozer]

[They are nearly the same in action.]

"So... it is a religion based around sexual gratification, even going as far to over do it and completely indulge? That sounds a bit too good to be true."

 

[Archangel99]

"Well, not overdo it, but... Yeah. It's quite true. I assure you." He says, smiling.

 

[Floozer]

"What is the catch then? None of that can be for free."

 

[Archangel99]

"Well... The catch is... You're going to get branded. And when you die, your soul goes down to hell. Orgies for life." He says with a grin.

 

[Floozer]

"Ah, and there is the kicker. Ticket to ride is one soul. Yea... not too sure about that to be honest."

 

[Archangel99]

"Really? Orgies with freaking succubi isn't fun?" He asks, chuckling. "Believe me when I say they're really fucking hot." He says, smiling.

 

[Floozer]

"Yea but, my body will die but my soul is forever... read that in an old book... do I really want to just give that over to some demon?'

 

[Archangel99]

"Hmm... Sure. Why not? I mean... You're going to get whatever you want, you can't die down there... It's like heaven, but better." He says, shrugging.

 

[Floozer]

"I thought hell was supposed to be all suffering and what not."

We do that too, but only if you deserve it.

 

[Archangel99]

"Well... That's there too, but... Only if you actually do something to deserve it. Like if you..." He trails off.

What kinds of crimes deserve those punishments?

 

[Floozer]

Murder, rape... The usual big players. Big man will forgive alot but even he has limits. Oh, anything involving kids as well... Real sore spot.

 

[Archangel99]

"Okay, so... Murder, rape, and anything involving pedophilia is going to land you in the painful part. Apart from that, everything else is cool." He says with a shrug.

 

[Floozer]

"Seems rather lax cause i heard there was some big book that told you how to live and if you broke it you suffered."

Kai's head fills with laughter...

 

[Archangel99]

"Well... Those were just rumors. Bunch of people wanted to control people and the way they lived, so they came up with that book. It's a creation of man. Nothing more." He says, shaking his head.

 

[Floozer]

"Huh... I am sorry boss man, but right now i dont know if i wanna sign up."

 

[Archangel99]

"It's alright. Take a while to think about it if you want to." He says, nodding graciously.

 

[Floozer]

"Thanks... Anyrhing else?"

 

[Archangel99]

"Well... Yes, actually. Do you have any useful skills? Building, farming, something like that?" He asks.

 

[Floozer]

"Well, I do like to weld things. Ya know like, fuse one piece of metal to another. Used to have a welder but it went kaput and ran out of fuel too. Short of that, I got good enough aim with my gun here."

 

[Archangel99]

"Oh, welding, huh? That means you could probably make a suit of scrap armour or something if we got you the tools, huh?" He asks.

 

[Floozer]

"Yea, I should be able to do that. Or like... make some plates to stick on the wall so it isn't so... uh... weak to fire... what is that word that means it burns really well?"

 

[Archangel99]

"I believe flammable is the word you're looking for. And yeah, defense of the colony is the first priority." He says with a chuckle.

 

[Floozer]

"Yea! i knew it was flam... something. Whatever you said! Get me a welding torch, some gas and metal to work with and I can fix you up!"

 

[Archangel99]

He chuckles at his excitement. "Sure. Sure. We can do that. As soon as we get more tools, of course. But for that, we need to make the surrounding areas safer." He says, smiling.

 

[Floozer]

"Well if anything silly shows up I will shoot it.. seems to ket the point across rather fast."

 

[Archangel99]

He laughs at that. "It does indeed. So... Which gun do you have?" He asks, looking down at his hip.

 

[Floozer]

He reaches behind his back and pulls his rifle around. Single long barrel, wooden stock. "Lever action, pretty accurate, good punch per shot. I like it cause it makes a little ammo go a long way."

(It's the m1 garand.)