Starting Over [Archangel] [Discontinued]

[Archangel99]

He grins a little, before bending down to pick up a few pieces of junk. He throws the first one at his previous cover, trying to draw them away.

 

[Floozer]

"The fuck was that?!" Asks the first one "eh just more shit falling over."

 

[Archangel99]

Bugger. They weren't falling for it, and he had just made them more alert than they already were!
He tries throwing another stone, this one further away.

 

[Floozer]

They both freeze before standing up. "Ok now i think something is going on. You search over there, i will hunt around here." They both split up, one going forvthe bait the other looking around his immediate area.

 

[Archangel99]

Whew. Okay. That was one down. Now he just had to get rid of the others. Unfortunately, he'd also managed to direct the guard's attention his way. That wasn't good...

He looks around for something he could use to distract him.

 

[Floozer]

There is just a bunch of junk and shadows thanks to the fire. Nothing of real note. Time to get creative.

 

[Archangel99]

[How many guards are coming my way?]

 

[Floozer]

[Just one}

 

[Archangel99]

He waits for the bandit to get close. He'd have to time this right. It would be close... He intended to sneak around the junk at the same time the man looked around it, and come up behind him to take him by surprise.

 

[Floozer]

The guard, pistol in hand, peeks around a nearby pile of junk before moving close to where Kai is hiding. "Probably just another giant rat...."

 

[Archangel99]

[I'd love to have a pile of jokes too. ]

Since he was already crouching, he turns and scurries around the other side of the junk like a large rat, before coming up from behind the man. Then, he grabs his chin and twists sharply to the side, snapping his neck.

 

[Floozer]

His head spins, his neck snaps and his body jerks, firing off his pistol with an ear shattering bang, earning the attention of every guard in the area.

"Oi! Every there! Intruder!" says the other guard, firing off a few shots at Kai while the sound of running foot steps can be heard under the gun shots.

 

[Archangel99]

"Motherfu-!" He yells as the shot goes off, before ducking as the other guard starts shooting. He growls and tosses the body to the side, before running in a zigzag. He takes the whistle out of his hand and clenches it in his fist, waiting for the right moment to use it.

 

[Floozer]

"That way! He went that way!" Yells the shooter before him and four other guards starts running after Kai, shooting whenever he darts for more cover and their shots get closer each time as you can only zig and zag so much in a tight tunnel

 

[Archangel99]

He starts tossing random pieces of junk back at them, trying to throw their aim off. At the same time, he blows into the whistle. Now was as good a time as any to use it!

 

[Floozer]

When he blows the whistle, rather than a sharp sound... it sounds like a god damn fog horn just went off, the sound making the guards freeze in space as the horrible sounds echos off the walls of the tunnel. Ahead of Kai the ground splits open, fire spilling out and lighting up the tunnel as one massive paw slams to the ground, followed by another. Out of the fissure comes a beast only hell can cook up, a dog larger than Maul, a muzzle full of sharp needle like teeth that seems to be drooling lava. It's massive body is covered in long whispy jet black hair and embers rise off its hide. The heat is intense, even for Kai, as it focuses on the whistle in his hand. Finally its back end comes out and the fissure closes, leaving the beast staring at Kai, waiting.

 

[Archangel99]

[She had only two eyes. I never said she had eight!]

"Uuuhhhhhhh..." For a second or two, he struggles to find words or will to speak. Then, the events of the last couple of minutes click in. "Oh yeah! Them! Eat them!" He says, pointing back towards the guards.

 

[Floozer]

[Awwww, that would look much scarier.]

The beast turns its head before looking at the guards and letting out a mix between a scream and a roar and taking off after them. Junk flies in all directions as the massive hound smashes her way through and lunges, grabbing the first guard and... well... its carnage in seconds.

 

[Archangel99]

[More like stupider. I'd be fine if it was a giant spider, but not that cute little two-eyed puppy I left her as!]

He turns and watches, turning slightly green as blood and gore flies everywhere. He doesn't turn away, though, waiting till the hellhound finishes and comes back to him.

 

[Floozer]

[Fine fine, I changed it back, untwist your panties]

Just a few minutes later and the massive dog comes back over and sits in front of Kai.

You have to praise her now... isn't she such a good girl?

 

[Archangel99]

[My panties are now untwisted. Thanks. ]

I'm afraid to even go closer! How the hell am I even supposed to say she's good!? He yelps back.

 

[Floozer]

Pet her! She is still a dog, just a giant, leathal, near unkillable demon dog! Now pet my puppy!

 

[Archangel99]

If she bites my hand or arm off, I'm holding you responsible!

He slowly inches closer, holding out a hand. "Umm... Nice... Dog. Nice, scary, demon dog..." He mumbles, trying to touch her snout.

[Petted a husky today!]

 

[Floozer]

The giant hound stares at him before... pushing its nose against his hand and wagging her tail like an idiot.

[So nice! I had a malamute come into work yesterday!]

 

[Archangel99]

Umm... Isn't she supposed to... Like... Growl... Or something...?

He chuckles, in part nervously and out of amusement, before stepping closer and petting the rest of her head.

[Ohhh yeah. Love those big furry buggers. Buuuut... IMO, Husky > Malamute.]

 

[Floozer]

[Nah dude Malamute > Husky.]

Why would she? You hold the whistle, clearly you are not someone who needs to be... removed.

She lays down flat so he can pat her whole muzzle one pat at a time.

 

[Archangel99]

[Let's just say Malamute = Husky.]

He laughs and moves closer, rubbing her head vigorously. "Alright, girl. You ready for the rest of this? Come on. We gotta go." He says, turning and starting to jog. The idea that he could use the hellhound as transport hadn't even occurred to him.

 

[Floozer]

She barks happily and follows after him easily, her massive size and canine nature easily lending her the edge in this bit. The tunel heads deeper and deeper, the two of them coming around a bend to find a barricade and more guards around it who open fire immediately when Kai comes around.

 

[Archangel99]

He yelps and jumps back behind cover, before looking at the hellhound. He didn't even know her name.
"Umm... Don't suppose you can...?" He tilts his head towards the guards shooting at them.

 

[Floozer]

Her name is Helia in case you were curious.

Helia barks and walks around the corner. "What the fuck is th-" Is all that is heard before the screaming starts followed by some rather horrible sounds that need no describing.