"Well, as you can see, it's pretty much a smaller version of mine. Aaaand at least you don't have a window letting the sunlight in on your face... You don't happen to know how to sew, by any chance? Anyway, bathroom is that door to the left of the bed." He points to the right wall. "Walk in closet over there, set into that wall, aaaaaand... Yeah that's about it. Oh, and a hell lot of noise in there." He says, grinning and sticking his thumb out to his room.