Ridiculous/hilarious hentai plots/quotes

[shadefalcon]

I´m bored so I decided to make this thread. Just like the title suggest, it´s a place to discuss or post some memorable moments in hentai.


Ridiculous quotes or plots that just sticks with you, like these http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/642/338/8b8.png


I may as well start myself


Author: Bobobo, title: Forward


The manager of the schools football club is in need of better/less lazy players, and try to convince the transfer student with a huge leg to join the club. *Spoiler alert: Turns out he just has a huge dick and they end up banging while describing their moves in football terms. Side attacks, vertical pass etc.


Author: Shiwasu no okina, title: sei so tsui dan sha


A couple of girls bully a guy until the point where they accidentally pull of his penis.


His "pisu hame" comic also has a pretty ridiculous concept. Where girls volunteer to to have their sex photos posted in a special graduation album, and a guy has to challenge the girls who hasn´t had their pictures taken yet. If he wins he gets to take photos with them, if not...well, they get to do whatever they want to him.


And of course I have to bring up a classic.


Title: That´s why I assault Ren


http://knowyourmeme.com/photos/8190-a-cat-is-fine-too


Lots of more stuff I can come up with, but I´ll start with these for now.


If you post something and know the source, please share it to avoid dozens of "source?" posts.


And I don´t really think I have to tell you guys this, but please keep it down with the blacklisted stuff.

 

[Nik_van_Rijn]

http://doujins.com/v715hd1k


Weird ass manga about an ultra powerful elf wizard girl who can't get aroused outside of getting super horny during near death experiences, because that's how elves of that universe work .

 

[Lord Lodestar]

Drill Jill's "Violence Heroine" material sticks out to me as the kind of thing that'd probably be rad as a regular anime/manga. The basic idea is: Hella violent girl with a prosthetic leg has it bonded with some powerful magical artifact due to the blunders of a magical girl. As a result, she's gotta be enrolled in a magical girl school.


The series is in three parts: Sperm Star > Spermaniax > (Currently Untranslated) Ikenai Sperm Bitch!


If you hate reading tags, know that the series contains a loott of futa


Sperm Star


https://nhentai.net/g/59536/


Spermaniax


https://nhentai.net/g/111210/


Ikenai Sperm Bitch!


https://nhentai.net/g/139648/

 

[shadefalcon]

http://doujins.com/v715hd1k


Weird ass manga about an ultra powerful elf wizard girl who can't get aroused outside of getting super horny during near death experiences, because that's how elves of that universe work .

Been a while since I read that one. I loved that the guy turned out to be a badass at the end of it xD  

 

[staemme01]

from night shift nurses

 

[Ethereal Dragon]

Drill Jill's "Violence Heroine" material sticks out to me as the kind of thing that'd probably be rad as a regular anime/manga. The basic idea is: Hella violent girl with a prosthetic leg has it bonded with some powerful magical artifact due to the blunders of a magical girl. As a result, she's gotta be enrolled in a magical girl school.


The series is in three parts: Sperm Star > Spermaniax > (Currently Untranslated) Ikenai Sperm Bitch!


If you hate reading tags, know that the series contains a loott of futa


Sperm Star


https://nhentai.net/g/59536/


Spermaniax


https://nhentai.net/g/111210/


Ikenai Sperm Bitch!


https://nhentai.net/g/139648/

Ffffff seriously they released the third volume!?... DAMMIT WHERE'S A TRANSLATION when you need one.

 

[Lord Lodestar]

At the very least, the raws are pretty exciting. Plus, more of best-girl Heiten Taisei. Waiting ISB to gey translated, then hopefully we can get Drill Jill's doujin of Kotoni and Best Cow translatrd.


On another note: It amuses me to no end whenever I read subs/dialogue where anything is referred to as an "xpussy" (i.e Asspussy, Titpussy, Armpit Pussy, etc.). Bonus points for "Titpussy" being open for interpretation between paizuri and straight up nipple fucking.

 

[Nik_van_Rijn]

So I found this gem and immediately remembered about this thread. I mean, how could I leave my favorite bunch of bored perverts in the dark about such a thing?


Behold:


http://g.e-hentai.org/g/979220/a08fd818f7/


To summarize - it's an awesomely self-aware and well drawn spoof of the collective old-school fighting mangas.

 

[shadefalcon]

So I found this gem and immediately remembered about this three. I mean, how could I leave my favorite bunch of bored perverts in the dark about such a thing?


Behold:


http://g.e-hentai.org/g/979220/a08fd818f7/


To summarize - it's an awesomely self-aware and well drawn spoof of the collective old-school fighting mangas.

Nice xD


I really love these kinds of parodies.

 

[JohanLitvisk]

JK Bitch ni Shiboraretai EP 3


If memory serves me right...


"I'll cum inside your pussy and make it even happier!"


I can't even begin with this one. It speaks for itself.

 

[muttdoggy]

So I found this gem and immediately remembered about this thread. I mean, how could I leave my favorite bunch of bored perverts in the dark about such a thing?


Behold:


http://g.e-hentai.org/g/979220/a08fd818f7/


To summarize - it's an awesomely self-aware and well drawn spoof of the collective old-school fighting mangas.

Funny one, man. Crazy girls. BTW....


Gesundheit = German for health, usually said like "Bless you!" after someone sneezes.

 

[Xiokir]

I saved these pics, which for all i know are not even hentai, but still hilarious nonetheless

 

[Lord Lodestar]

For those of us who know about the wonders of the Mizuryu Kei Land series, I recently found a nice little diddy about the gals from Galko-chan visiting the park.


Hella references to other stuff (Eroquis' Pooters stuff and Ima Ria for example). Quick warning for those who seek it out: There's some bestiality.

 

[shadefalcon]

I just remembered this article listing some good ones.


http://goboiano.com/list/4996-14-times-hentai-made-you-laugh-while-fapping#at_pco=smlwn-1.0&at_si=580c0f8087b2cd5f&at_ab=per-2&at_pos=0&at_tot=1


My personal favourite is the cat one

 

[Nik_van_Rijn]

I just remembered this article listing some good ones.


http://goboiano.com/list/4996-14-times-hentai-made-you-laugh-while-fapping#at_pco=smlwn-1.0&at_si=580c0f8087b2cd5f&at_ab=per-2&at_pos=0&at_tot=1


My personal favourite is the cat one

10 Things to Do While I'm Still a Boy


Can't believe I forgot about this masterpiece. Whoever made that list didn't even chose the best moment to showcase...


It's a toss-up between this page and the next:


http://www.hbrowse.com/11795/c00001/00005

 

[shadefalcon]

http://g.e-hentai.org/g/993594/d7e3f90676/


A new chapter of the perverted elf magician xD  

 

[Nik_van_Rijn]

http://g.e-hentai.org/g/993594/d7e3f90676/


A new chapter of the perverted elf magician xD  

Thanks, man. That Ryo fellow may not be the best hentai mangaka in terms of drawing, and he draws too much damn Nice Time for Roo for my liking, but his writing is right up there.


I have also been abl3 to finally find my favorite of his works again.


http://g.e-hentai.org/g/834089/0144d63cc7/


it satirizes the shit out of pretty much all the tropes used by school setting and Nice Time for Roo hentai, but does so lovingly.


http://g.e-hentai.org/g/530560/6d1d2ea9d9/


This on the other hand is an example of their work that, while admiring the punch that the plot packs, I hate with passion.

 

[shadefalcon]

Netorare isn´t really my cup of tea either...by that I mean I dislike it, and wish it never became such a huge trend.


But that smug grin at the end of that first link really got me  xD  

 

[Nik_van_Rijn]

Netorare isn´t really my cup of tea either...by that I mean I dislike it, and wish it never became such a huge trend.


But that smug grin at the end of that first link really got me  xD  

Glad that I've managed to return the favor.


Did you check out the second one, though?

 

[shadefalcon]

Glad that I've managed to return the favor.


Did you check out the second one, though?

...I glanced through it...didn´t seem like something I´d enjoy. Male pegging and feminization in addition to Nice Time for Roo.


Was there anything in particular that made this a really horrible read?

 

[Nik_van_Rijn]

Was there anything in particular that made this a really horrible read?

The fact that everything about the protagonist's crush on the main girl was a lie, constructed by said manipulative, awful bitch. Even the bullying he was subjected to was her doing, with bullies being a part of her circle of fucktoys. The way she broke the MC and ended up buying him a trip to Thailand and an illegal sex change, punctuated by the fact that she is pretty much guaranteed to dump him whenever he will stop being amusing.


That character is up there on my shit list with the awful bastards that ruin the lives of girls in ShindoL's manga.

 

[FerrousFlint]

I think the hentai plot that stuck with me the most, because it was legitimately the most jarring and haunting thing that I had ever seen at that point - and kinda since then, was the plot to Mahou Shoujo Elena. I mean just... wow, was it fucked. The final episode had me disturbed as fuck because the world and humanity was essentially done, with all the human men and animals becoming tentacle zombies and raping women. The whole world was hinged on one teenage school girl and all she did was cry, scream, and get raped for three episodes, so, OBVIOUSLY, the human race fucked at the go.

Normally, I tend to actively avoid all rape, tentacle, and monster hentai (unfortunately, since those are pretty much 90% of the entire medium, some exceptions are made), but because of the animation, story, and strangely alluring graphic sexual brutality of it all, I kinda still watch it every now and again.

It makes me reeeeeeeeeeeeeeally wish they'd do some hentai ova and games with non-shota dudes getting brutally fucked by monster/alien women or vagtentacles or something - WITH quality animation, voice acting, and a ripping soundtrack to boot, like they do for Black Lilith works and all the others.

 

[Nik_van_Rijn]

So, I may be mostly to blame for it starting to happen, but let's not continue with turning this thread into a discussion of fucked-up hentai, okay?

Share the cheese, the amusement, and the lulz, people.

 

[FerrousFlint]

So, I may be mostly to blame for it starting to happen, but let's not continue with turning this thread into a discussion of fucked-up hentai, okay?

Share the cheese, the amusement, and the lulz, people.

To be fair, it is kind of funny when you think about it though, an apocalyptic super organism that consumes and mutates people (males) and requires women to breed. Oh, well here's a thought. Let's send a young, naive, inexperienced schoolgirl alone to fight it. I mean, its like one of those Xzibit memes when you have a problem and you want to solve it by adding more of what causes it, it's circular logic or something. Like how do you stop a pack of ravenous coyotes from going into your pigpen and eating your pigs? Oh, I know. Let's take a small piglet, bathe him in meat gravy, and tie it up in an open, well lit area. I'm sure it could handle itself.

I honestly think magical girls would make great porn parodying material if Japan wasn't so - fucking - obsessed with embracing this whole grim/dark thing. Like Angel Blade, that's how ya do it.

But I hear ya and I recant my answer.

I guess the most weirdest hentai I've ever read (and not already listed here) were those that used Japans low birth rate/population crash as a way to draft and/or force women to have sex with men who have "superior genes". Yeah, yeah, kinda dark still, but the hilarious irony comes when mostly all the men are obese sacks of dough that look like they got hit in the face with a red hot, greasy skillet, some shota, and in two unrelated cases black guys. There have been dozens of stories with that premise, and I'm not so good at remembering japanese titles but some were good, content not withstanding. It kinda makes wonder if there will every be a reverse side of that story; like a guy being forced to have sex "unattractive" women because "superior breeding" or whatever. I know no one is going to buy manga with ugly women in it no matter how many cute shotas you put in it, but I'd settle for bbws or artists that have those weird faced milfs.

Anything by HeroHero Tom, is great too.

 

[MagusErebus]

The hentai that was translated into bogan english.

http://g.e-hentai.org/g/743731/f3caa5ff16/

'Nuff said.

 

[shadefalcon]

The hentai that was translated into bogan english.

http://g.e-hentai.org/g/743731/f3caa5ff16/

'Nuff said.

It´s like abridgers suddenly decided to translate hentai. Simply beautiful.
...I wonder if the dubbers of ghost stories could start doing that? XD

 

[Lord Lodestar]

For whatever reason, I don't consider it hentai, but Sweet Guy is at least a smut webtoon. Basically, nerdy (but imo, far from bad-looking) guy gets shocked by some faulty new-age massage machine and gets a crazy power. Just touching him can make damn near bring people to climax. Cue the sexening.
http://kissmanga.com/manga/sweet-guy

 

[Nik_van_Rijn]

For whatever reason, I don't consider it hentai, but Sweet Guy is at least a smut webtoon. Basically, nerdy (but imo, far from bad-looking) guy gets shocked by some faulty new-age massage machine and gets a crazy power. Just touching him can make damn near bring people to climax. Cue the sexening.
http://kissmanga.com/manga/sweet-guy

Chapter two and I'm already floored. South Korean peddler girl SUDDENLY dealing with Russian made BS products.
Also, MC becoming the Spider Man of sex.

 

[Lord Lodestar]

Chapter two and I'm already floored. South Korean peddler girl SUDDENLY dealing with Russian made BS products.
Also, MC becoming the Spider Man of sex.

Things are only gonna get more ridiculous from there, man.

 

[Gardeford]

"He's going to impregnate me with his piss"