I swear I know where that is from... wasn't there a manga series where a guy pissed into a girl during sex that initiated him basically becoming betrothed to the girl who was a princess from another country?
Ridiculous/hilarious hentai plots/quotes
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I swear I know where that is from... wasn't there a manga series where a guy pissed into a girl during sex that initiated him basically becoming betrothed to the girl who was a princess from another country?
https://hitomi.la/galleries/889643.html
The title pretty much says it all. 100% sure there's another doujin series with a similar premise.
The title pretty much says it all. 100% sure there's another doujin series with a similar premise.
Well not sure if it's hilarious, but the plot of this game kind of came to my mind. Basically the player is a Loli vampire and fell in love with this girl, but the girl was captured by the church and burned at the stake cause, you know, no homo. After spending a long time healing her wounds, the vampire girl spend like decades kidnapping daughters of nobles and train them into professional whores and sell them for money and shit, and using the resources she gain from it to slowly starting a anti-church sexual equality social revolution thing. Afterwards she found the reincarnation of the holy knight and the Pope equivalent of the church who took her lover away(cause that many years have passed the original people already died), using magic to let them remember their past lives, and send the whore mentioned above to corrupt them so to prove the point that you gals aren't that pure yourself bitches! It took too much grinding to get the whores high enough level to corrupt the Pope girl so I dropped it right there.
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@Dragonspiderkitsune where;'s the title or the link, man? You can't just describe something like that and give us nothing.
https://sukebei.nyaa.se/?page=view&tid=264836
So here's the torrent page. It's a collection though and the one I remembered should be......F? I think. I've probably remembered some parts of the story wrong, but the main idea was basically you are a vampire seeking revenge on the church for killing your lesbian girl friend, and the way to do it is by kidnapping women of noble birth and sell them as sex slaves. Actually the whole series is about you training girls to be sex slaves for one reason or another. The main selling point of the series was that you can customize all the poor girls, nowhere near to the level of CoC and TiTs of course, but all the general stuff like hair style, breast size, personality and shit.
>Checks links, giddy and hopeful.
>Slowly backs away after seeing all the moonspeak.
Should have probably told us about that game having no translation.
>Checks links, giddy and hopeful.
>Backs out away after seeing all the moonspeak.
Should have probably told us about that game having no translation.
My bad. Sorry for the disappointment. Unfortunately adult games usually don't get the attention for translation, unless it's like real fucking big deal like Fate stay night and stuff.
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I kept on reading this manhwa because... Quoting someone on the comments, "in this manhwa everyone seems to be a dick or is not right in the head". The translation and odd layout only made things better.
And to think I was just looking for a fat guy/chikan story in which the girl happened to be actively looking for it...
http://g.e-hentai.org/g/997774/aa616b88e7/
And to think I was just looking for a fat guy/chikan story in which the girl happened to be actively looking for it...
http://g.e-hentai.org/g/997774/aa616b88e7/
I just remembered some Taropun mangas.
Sproingy stick
http://g.e-hentai.org/g/472785/4d1eac7390/
This random dude suddenly get dick shaped pimples coming out of him at random places. They disappear when he makes them cum.
Milk party:
http://g.e-hentai.org/g/270644/4021cdceb1/
A personal favourite. The plot here is that cows are cowgirls, and this guy hears from his friend that if he puts on this "human ears" headband on the cow, he won't tell the difference
Not a hentai quote, but I found this image pretty funny XD
http://i.imgur.com/SxnVJs6.png
Sproingy stick
http://g.e-hentai.org/g/472785/4d1eac7390/
This random dude suddenly get dick shaped pimples coming out of him at random places. They disappear when he makes them cum.
Milk party:
http://g.e-hentai.org/g/270644/4021cdceb1/
A personal favourite. The plot here is that cows are cowgirls, and this guy hears from his friend that if he puts on this "human ears" headband on the cow, he won't tell the difference
Not a hentai quote, but I found this image pretty funny XD
http://i.imgur.com/SxnVJs6.png
There's this Pokemon doujins with funny english translations. "You did it fox-waifu!"
https://hitomi.la/galleries/985606.html
https://hitomi.la/galleries/985606.html
Too lazy at the moment to find links but Drill Jill's Chenge!! is about as weird as one could expect from that madman. Basically, it features genderbent (futabent?) versions of essentially the entire cast of Getter Robo. And, of course, Ryoma Nagare is still a badass.
Honestly, I feel like Drilly and I are kindred spirits
Honestly, I feel like Drilly and I are kindred spirits
I can't remember any direct quotes but there was this one about a superhero who "Fucks for justice" or something like that I think it was called the rape man....and yet somehow raping cheating housewives and making them gush and such was supposedly justice......
Oh and there's also "Hentai Kamen forbidden superhero" which funny enough isn't actually a hentai really here's a sample of what you can expect if you go looking for it though
Oh and there's also "Hentai Kamen forbidden superhero" which funny enough isn't actually a hentai really here's a sample of what you can expect if you go looking for it though
Milk party:
http://g.e-hentai.org/g/270644/4021cdceb1/
A personal favourite. The plot here is that cows are cowgirls, and this guy hears from his friend that if he puts on this "human ears" headband on the cow, he won't tell the difference
"Mom wanted to sell him to a butcher" Now hold the fucking phone there, translater...
Po-Ju's Secret Journey.
http://doujins.com/w8xtjtsk
Basically Journey to the West in hentai form, with Sanzo as a cute shota.
http://doujins.com/w8xtjtsk
Basically Journey to the West in hentai form, with Sanzo as a cute shota.
I did wonder when/if someone where to notice that.
But in the end they didn´t. Happy ending
Should´ve made a sequel where he gets his own farm or something.
They made not one but TWO movies out of that and they're both completely ridiculous. One involves him facing basically an evil hentai kamen....and they have a contest to prove which of them is more perverse or at least willing to go farther to win the fight.
There's this goofy ass Dagashi Kashi doujin by Hirame (also known as Turtle.Fish.Paint) that I think deserves a mention here.
It's basically Hotaru trying to get Kokonotsu to endorse "Yan Yan Dipsticks", except the "dipsticks" are dicks. Cue Hotaru going off the deep end and Kokonotsu having to play the straight man.
https://nhentai.net/g/161117/
It's basically Hotaru trying to get Kokonotsu to endorse "Yan Yan Dipsticks", except the "dipsticks" are dicks. Cue Hotaru going off the deep end and Kokonotsu having to play the straight man.
https://nhentai.net/g/161117/
Just came across this weird, but kinda cute hentai. Title: Pet na sekai
http://g.e-hentai.org/g/1001626/df1549d40f/
"In a world where girls are treated as pets
and futanari are prized possessions
the power of DICK still can bring happiness to both of them"
This is how the, I assume, poster summarized it.
It pretty much sums up the universe. The setting seems kinda dark in the first page, but this is a story about a pet finding a good home.
http://g.e-hentai.org/g/1001626/df1549d40f/
"In a world where girls are treated as pets
and futanari are prized possessions
the power of DICK still can bring happiness to both of them"
This is how the, I assume, poster summarized it.
It pretty much sums up the universe. The setting seems kinda dark in the first page, but this is a story about a pet finding a good home.
Never change Hugs. Never change.
I really love these kinda stories where girls are pets, but are treated with uttermost care and loving.
It can be all kinds of cute while playing with all the right buttons at the same time.
"This thick kitty semen is the cat´s pajamas"
http://g.e-hentai.org/g/1013401/ca9a987cf1/ (Page 6)
Definitely not a new concept, but I still felt like posting it:
http://g.e-hentai.org/g/1013250/5a57799024/
A shokugeki no soma doujinshi where the main character convinces the rich and well raised lady character, Erina, what is "proper etiquette" in a public bath house.
What you can convince people to do through hentai logic...It´s beautiful.
Also, new perverted elf chapter is out
http://g.e-hentai.org/g/1014309/79f00c5d90/
@Nik_van_Rijn
Seeing as you digged the last two chapters, I decided to mention you to make sure you got the news
http://g.e-hentai.org/g/1013401/ca9a987cf1/ (Page 6)
Definitely not a new concept, but I still felt like posting it:
http://g.e-hentai.org/g/1013250/5a57799024/
A shokugeki no soma doujinshi where the main character convinces the rich and well raised lady character, Erina, what is "proper etiquette" in a public bath house.
What you can convince people to do through hentai logic...It´s beautiful.
Also, new perverted elf chapter is out
http://g.e-hentai.org/g/1014309/79f00c5d90/
@Nik_van_Rijn
Seeing as you digged the last two chapters, I decided to mention you to make sure you got the news
That was absolutely hilarious.