One of my favorite characters is Ciaran because of his awful "dad" jokes. I figured why not share some of our non-Ciaran favorites?
Did you hear about the dwarf psychic that escaped from jail? The newspaper headlines read, "Small medium at large."
Did you hear there's a new pirate movie coming out? It's rated "Arr!"
Question: What's a pirate's favorite letter?
Usual Response: Um...R?
Answer: Aye you'd think so, but me first true love's always been the C!
Why can't you hear pterodactyls go to the bathroom? Because the "P" is silent.
Did you hear about the dwarf psychic that escaped from jail? The newspaper headlines read, "Small medium at large."
Did you hear there's a new pirate movie coming out? It's rated "Arr!"
Question: What's a pirate's favorite letter?
Usual Response: Um...R?
Answer: Aye you'd think so, but me first true love's always been the C!
Why can't you hear pterodactyls go to the bathroom? Because the "P" is silent.