So I wrote up a short snippet of porn that Steele can pick up on the garbage planet of Tarkus.
It's written as an intentionally-cheesy porno, with hot-tub pudding wrestling as its content. It ends with the Andy-Warhol/Werner-Herzog-esque tove director of the film explaining his artistic direction for it.
Why?
I have no idea if this is acceptable for the game, or if it's anything people want. But if the answer to both of those ends up being "yes," then maybe I could do a few more of the "Gremory Collection" installments.
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1skyVDSsEju-LFfUR3qYTJXRrAHekJ1rionYhneFdESk/edit?usp=sharing
"Candy was an absolute nightmare."
It's written as an intentionally-cheesy porno, with hot-tub pudding wrestling as its content. It ends with the Andy-Warhol/Werner-Herzog-esque tove director of the film explaining his artistic direction for it.
Why?
- A random conversation in the Public Fenchat Discord raised the question of what a tove-directed porno would look like
- I decided that it would be filled with inexplicable content (as toves aren't naturally inclined to understand sex)
- Wrote up an intentionally cheesy porno premise with a super-cheesy concept--hot girls wrestling in pudding
- Realized halfway through that "girls getting covered in anything viscous" is its own niche fetish. So I tried to make sure it served up that fetish properly.
- Still wanted my funny porno, so the whole thing is intentionally framed as a bad porno, complete with stilted acting, bad editing, and cheesy lines.
I have no idea if this is acceptable for the game, or if it's anything people want. But if the answer to both of those ends up being "yes," then maybe I could do a few more of the "Gremory Collection" installments.
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1skyVDSsEju-LFfUR3qYTJXRrAHekJ1rionYhneFdESk/edit?usp=sharing
"Candy was an absolute nightmare."
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