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General Drayfox

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Remember it like racism: 'White is Right!'
On topic: So many people liking dog-cocks in this thread, what are you, fucking vanilla?
 

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Hardlight or glass. Normally between 5 and 6 inches long, with 8 being the absolute maximum. Like an inch and some change in terms of thickness. Ideally only vaguely phallic in shape.

... Am I doing this right?

so, so right
 
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Flash Dingo

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12" horse cock, 2.5-3" wide... and I'd probably have to say chocolate. I know honey gets describes as sweet and stuff, but I personally find honey nasty.
 
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Hardlight or glass. Normally between 5 and 6 inches long, with 8 being the absolute maximum. Like an inch and some change in terms of thickness. Ideally only vaguely phallic in shape.

... Am I doing this right?

Heresy!


That aside, something between 6-10/12 inches is the preferable length. I like human penises, as long as they're uncut. About non-human dicks, I go with tapered ones, without knot, so that excludes canine ones.

For the puppy-sluts, I stick with the only real one: Emmy.

Vanilla cum is my pick, and no...I don't mean vanilla-flavored, I mean normal cum.
 
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I think dogcocks come from this community's underlying fascination with puppysluts. Horse cocks are self explanatory.

I'll go with birdcock for the purposes of this thread.
Coffee cum, if available.
 
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Coalsack

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I had avian ones on mind when I pointed "tapered ones". Glad to know that I'm not alone on that.
 

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I always figured it was more of a fondness for knotting more than anything, but I don't necessarily speak for anyone else.
Can confirm. I already gave my -rather positive- stance on knotting in the 'Your Top Five' thread. Literally the only reason I like canid dicks in fantasy is because of that knot thing.
 

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I don't really get knotting, it seems like it'd limit the range of motions available to the lovers. I prefer a vanilla shape, plus nubs. I'd like a foreskin, but when I imagine a dick with both nubs and foreskin it just looks wrong. And speaking of foreskin, when I gave a foreskin to my vanilla-dicked fur-sporting bull-man yesterday (is that heresy?) the tranformation description said his dick turned hairy/furry. What the fuck.
 
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shadefalcon

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I always figured it was more of a fondness for knotting more than anything, but I don't necessarily speak for anyone else.
Can confirm. I already gave my -rather positive- stance on knotting in the 'Your Top Five' thread. Literally the only reason I like canid dicks in fantasy is because of that knot thing.
A lot of love for knotting was spread that day :D

I don´t really mind the shape of the dog dicks either. The tapered shape is nice and simple. It allows for easy penetration of the partner.
If tentacle dicks where tapered, opposed to their mushroom heads, that would be pretty rad imo. I wonder if adopting the prehensile flag could be an option someday?

Me loving horsecocks is a bit of an on and off thing. Sometimes I do dig their shape, other times the flare kinda ruins it for me. There are so many various depictions of it and just thinking about some of them ruins my immersion.

I don't really get knotting, it seems like it'd limit the range of motions available to the lovers.
Knot at all, it´s only during the grand finish that you tie your partner in place.
Else, it limits the range in the same way that your crotch does. To a degree in the very least. Before it gets fully inflated you could pull it in and out.

But you still don´t have to dig the knot of course. I´m just very biased to it :p
 
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coldmonkey

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Knot at all, it´s only during the grand finish that you tie your partner in place.
Else, it limits the range in the same way that your crotch does. To a degree in the very least. Before it gets fully inflated you could pull it in and out.
:p

You have to remember that a knot isn't actually "engaged" before orgasm. You can fuck like normal until you're about to cum. It also locks lovers together, which to me makes post-coitus cuddling better.
That makes more sense. I think there're a few scenes where the knot is described as stuck before orgasm and during the ol' rock'n'roll though, but I may have misunderstood them.
 

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That makes more sense. I think there're a few scenes where the knot is described as stuck before orgasm and during the ol' rock'n'roll though, but I may have misunderstood them.
That's because 99% of the time, porn doesn't describe knots working like they do in real life.
 

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Ausar or dragon cocks for me, I like running 8"-12". Its mostly for the knotting, cumflation, and possible post snu snu cuddles. The shape is also nice. Multiple tentacle cocks if I can't have those, fully capable of lifting and enveloping the lover in question.
 

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Basically my dick with nubs added for funsies ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )
And peppermint cum because it is objectively the best flavor in the universe :smuggo:
 

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It's got to be a huge horsecock big enough for my Steele to autofellate. I like my Steele to be around 5'10 so this means they need a tool around 24" long at a minimum. Sometimes I like to grow it a little bigger. And then its got to have big, virile balls to go with it. Something that's just a bit bigger than what Steele could hold in a hand so that they can knead and caress those heavy orbs and encourage thick wads of delicious cum into her selfish mouth.

And of course a bodysuit is the perfect skin-tight apparel to make sure Steele's huge horsecock is hugged tightly between her breasts. A suitable bed for a cum-drooling dick to rest up.
 

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If we're talking on Steele, then whatever is cute and small, probably 4" human with foreskin.
If we're talking inside Steele, then whatever is attached to my favorite characters. So...Ausar, Hardlight, and human? Sera's dick is human right?
 

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(off topic) I suppose this as good of a place to return to the forum as any. HI!
(on topic) I always play herm and I have a Multi-cock. Final form is a HUGE HYPER dragon cock (like 4') I will make this cock as long and thick as possible. Then I will have on that is right around 24" long and 2-3" thick this is usually a Horse cock until I can get a Nyrian cock. Third cock will be a Canid cock at or just below 12" long and about 2 inches thick. Finally I will have a human (standard) cock in the 5-8" long and 1-1.5 inches thick depending on how it ends up based on the work to get the others the way I want them. ALL cocks will be knotted except the human.

Cum is either honey or normal. In that preference order, and aphrodisiac laced.

P.S.: I also get myself a set of 9 cockvines. What kind of cock they are varies but I often leave them as vulpine.
P.S.S.: Yes I save scrub a lot to get my characters right :p
 

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OnyxDrakkenblade

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Cum can be aphrodisiac laced?
(Is that save editing?)

Ummm, I know you can get aphrodisiac laced genital stuff. I'd have to look through my creation notes to find the precise answer, but I always attach it to the seminal fluids. But thinking about it I'm not sure that it makes sense for the aphrodisiac to be in the stuff you put into another being at the end of copulation. MEH! I like my cocks to be all aphrodisiacallish-typey-sort-of-things.
 

shadefalcon

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Ummm, I know you can get aphrodisiac laced genital stuff. I'd have to look through my creation notes to find the precise answer, but I always attach it to the seminal fluids. But thinking about it I'm not sure that it makes sense for the aphrodisiac to be in the stuff you put into another being at the end of copulation. MEH! I like my cocks to be all aphrodisiacallish-typey-sort-of-things.
Ah. Ok then :)
 

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The most important attribute is the knot when it comes to my playthroughs. It doesn't matter what type it is, it needs to have a knot. Other than that, when it comes to measurements, I go for thickness than length. So my Steele has a penis of an average human male, but twice the girth. With a knot. The only exception is if my Steele is a taur, then the penis is the length of an average horse.
 

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Goo Dick Master Race, yo.:colbert:

You can have any form you want (almost always with a knot thrown in), fine-tune the size, have lots of dicks you can imagine being stored in an aesthetically pleasing manner, and as some scenes point out, goo dicks can do some very neat little tricks.

Hardlight or glass. Normally between 5 and 6 inches long, with 8 being the absolute maximum. Like an inch and some change in terms of thickness. Ideally only vaguely phallic in shape.

... Am I doing this right?
Ok, picture this: a Living Glass type of creature (or a toy). So it can morph and shift like goo when it/the wielder wants to - for bonus goo fun amd assuming interesting shapes, but is like glass the rest of the time, with solidness, coolness and all the other good stuff.

Pretty much like if if this came to life:
glass-girl.jpeg
 
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shadefalcon

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Goo Dick Master Race, yo.:colbert:

You can have any form you want (almost always with a knot thrown in), fine-tune the size, have lots of dicks you can imagine being stored in an aesthetically pleasing manner, and as some scenes point out, goo dicks can do some very neat little tricks.


Ok, picture this: a Living Glass type of creature (or a toy). So it can morph and shift like goo when it/the wielder wants to - for bonus goo fun amd assuming interesting shapes, bu is like nice glass the rest of the time.

Pretty much like if if this came to life:
glass-girl.jpeg
I love me some goo/gel grills!
They usually come with high suctioning functions too. And if they're able to solidify themselves to different degrees it's just perfect.
Also, this is the first time I've heard the term "glass girl". But I love it :D
 
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OnyxDrakkenblade

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I would TOTALLY be down with the goo girls if . . . IF . . . (not sure I can make that "if" big enough) it could actually be used appropriately. I mean I have on hell of an imagination and "true" shapeshifters have been the bane of a handful of GM/DM/Storytellers in my history. The ONLY scene I recall in the entire game that I can say come close to the level of things I would/could/should do with a goo girl is some of the Celise "give me all the cums" options. Only I'd want to be able to do them on the fly. The fact that I haven't and cannot EVER rightfully expect to be able to use a shapeshifter to the fullest extent is a HUGE reason why I haven't and probably won't go into the goo body thing.
 

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The ONLY scene I recall in the entire game that I can say come close to the level of things I would/could/should do with a goo girl is some of the Celise "give me all the cums" options.
What might this be? I'm not sure what you're talking about.