I don't feel like what happened was running away so much as it was being kidnapped. The only question I have now is what do I do?
Oh yeah, I hope you don’t mind voguing elf twins that want your despair!A trip through "Wonderland" is always interesting.
Hey, they wouldn’t try to fuck him! Just force him play through a series of high-stakes games! No problem with that, right?You forget that the noble Paladin takes an oath to not fall to the common THOT! Especially not knife-eared ones. That being said, I don't think things are going to remain "pleasant" for long, or at least they might get too good for him.
I think your corruption will be subtle af, like you wont see it coming. Also many paladins say that at first, until you break their oath. Like im 50/50 on cow girl being corrupted, yet lookin all innocent af. Or even more devious, she has 0 corruption, you both bond, and then they corrupt her.You forget that the noble Paladin takes an oath to not fall to the common THOT! Especially not knife-eared ones. That being said, I don't think things are going to remain "pleasant" for long, or at least they might get too good for him.
I think your corruption will be subtle af, like you wont see it coming. Also many paladins say that at first, until you break their oath. Like im 50/50 on cow girl being corrupted, yet lookin all innocent af. Or even more devious, she has 0 corruption, you both bond, and then they corrupt her.
What about the inventor of the taco’s twin sister?Regardless of what high stakes games they have me play, they will not take my body, nor will I be made into a puppet. All elves are thots except for Brian and the inventor of the taco. I will make an exception for that elf, however.
So are you saying that the two voguing Wonderland elf liches Edward and Lydia are thots?Oh dang forgot about her. Yeah, she isn't a thot either, neither is Legolas since I forgot him too. Almost every other elf is though.
Will you be, perhaps, attempt a Jailbreak while one of your friends goes on a Bard Quest?No, I need to save my pee to rust the bars on my cell. But, her day will come at some point. And when it does, she will be the one to pee.