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That does seem pretty light for her height. Sounds like your character has a body like Mal Malloy, yet she's lighter than Mal despite being taller.

The game doesn't seem to be playable. I get to the point where it says "Might be a good time for a name huh?" and then nothing happens. It's just on a black screen with nowhere to enter a name or do anything else. Edit: Apparently if you just start typing you can enter a name. It doesn't look...

So you want other people to do all the work and you have nothing to contribute to your own game? O_o That's an insanely over ambitious plan for a first project. I've been programming for close to a decade and I wouldn't take that on unless it was my full time job.

The end result is exactly the same experience as a player regardless of if it isn't a game or only feels like it isn't. You're nitpicking. Also, that doesn't even slightly resemble truthfulness. Not even if you squint. The only definition I could find where this counts as a game is one so vague...

Nitpicky difference.

As I said, I can't control reality. If you find the truth offensive please take it up with the customer service department of your local church. They may be able to forward your complaint to the universe's management. It's rude when I say it, but not when you do?

It's the truth. Unfortunately, I have not yet attained apotheosis and cannot shape reality to my whims. If you're offended by reality I suggest either LSD or inventing the first transdimensional vehicle. Games have interactivity and a win/loss condition. This has neither. It's a series of...

Calling this a game is a pretty big overstatement. It's just short animations playing on a loop while you click a button enough times to unlock a different set of short animations playing on a loop. It's as interactive as TV.

Why did you give literally no information whatsoever about the game? What genre is it? What fetishes does it have? What's the story about? Who's the main character? Are there any hardware or software requirements for running it? Etcetera. If you can't be bothered to spend 2 to 3 minutes writing...

Those faces are creepy as fuck.

Codecademy.com is an excellent place. They don't have Action Script, but they do have various other languages that will do the job fine, like HTML5/Javascript and Python and such.

Great, now I'm imagining my motherboard having sex.

The last post was last year, so I'm going with no.

It's basically just regular Notepad, but with line numbers, syntax highlighting and collapsible code blocks, right? Unless there are features I missed.

Just pointing out that people who don't program probably won't have Notepad++, so regular Notepad works just fine too.

The game wanted me to change my city's language from coptic to ancient Egyptian. Coptic is ancient Egyptian. O_o

I feel your pain. My water pump died and I can't afford to replace it until the first. At least it's not a leak, but it still sucks losing my beloved PC for half a month.

I've been trying to be as rebelious as possible and trying out various different things, but nothing seems to change anything. Instructions for editing the save would be great. I've been at it for days. Edit: I think I figured it out. It's this, right? <Mirrorsub type="int">58</Mirrorsub>...

Anyone know how to get the kennel ending? I've tried a few times, but I keep just getting the regular end.

Sounds like Avatar tier bad writing.