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  1. coldmonkey

    Cyberpunk 2077

    One thing I've noticed during the gameplay videos, is that there's an almost complete lack of comedy in the game. Besides the slightly amusing Dum-Dum (who seems to be the best character shown so far, R.I.P.), there's just nothing to smile at. Sure, dystopia and all that, but I'll see how much...
  2. coldmonkey

    [Implemented!] Expanded Milodan War Alpha Content!

    I suspect that you didn't catch the reference, so I'm gonna help us both out a little:
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    [Implemented!] Expanded Milodan War Alpha Content!

    I thought it was that "might is right" is wrong? Just "violence" is a whole other can of worms. Couldn't a little bit of showing off, maybe in a duel or something, help make him respect you (as long as he believes "might is right") and make him more open to other ideas? You know, in a "if this...
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    [Implemented!] Expanded Milodan War Alpha Content!

    Hey, if a warlord tries to enslave you and a whole tribe, then stays all up in your face after he's already been beaten (often violently already, or did you forget the combat portion of this game?), giving him a smack or four isn't exactly a massive escalation. Compared to quite a lot of the...
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    [Implemented!] Expanded Milodan War Alpha Content!

    I'm guessing there's no chance for a Hard high-Strength Steele to grab this bitch around the neck and lay into him with a fist a few times for showing attitude when he tries to spook you? Punk Milodan needs to be brought down a peg real personal-like, and the Korgonne just aren't big enough to...
  6. coldmonkey

    William's Wall

    And finally, after only 27 pages, your payoff. You were probably hoping for a quote from Braveheart, but considering its historical accuracy I never felt like watching it. Sorry about that. Hey though, if you wrote for the Slut Wall, what'd that make? William's Wall Ass.
  7. coldmonkey

    Power ranking the gods.

    That a minimum of seven gods would end up with an equal amount of power just out of pure demographical coincidence doesn't seem very likely to me, at least not until Savin starts habitually including more Douglas Adams/Neil Gayman-like pieces of comedy into his writing.
  8. coldmonkey

    Power ranking the gods.

    It seems unlikely that they'd all be equally powerful if the number of worshippers influences their power, unless there're some really weird god politics going on behind the scenes to ensure they all have the same amount of worshippers all the time. Unless they all pull their power from a shared...
  9. coldmonkey

    William's Wall

    Have you ever considered making an NPC called "Wallace"?
  10. coldmonkey

    Doot's smut factory

    Any chance of a fork where she becomes even rougher with you? All in the spirit of mutual consent, of course, even if the receiver's vocal capacity is obstructed by the presence of excessive volumes of dick. Does that last sentence make any sense? I want it to make sense.
  11. coldmonkey

    What Content Would You Like Added?

    I want the Big Dick Gator Boss (edit: AKA Cockzilla) from https://www.fenoxo.com/little-shippy-little-shippy/ to be written by someone, anyone, sometime, anytime.
  12. coldmonkey

    Gimme somma dat emotional gutpunchy stuff

    If you haven't read any ShindoL, then I recommend it.
  13. coldmonkey

    [Implemented!] Lorelei The Thief

    Damn, it's been a long time since an implemented project was put in the "Implemented" sub-forum.
  14. coldmonkey

    Dumbest things you believed when you were a kid

    When I was like 6 I used to think that doctors never got sick.
  15. coldmonkey

    Corruption of Champion 3?

    Just gonna jump in preemptively and say that I wasn't mocking anyone with "CoC 4", I was just pushing it into absurdity as a joke. No offense meant to anyone.
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    Wsan writing

    Zheng Shi is a mining asteroid, after all.
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    Wsan writing

    Can her MILF lash Steele to a bed?
  18. coldmonkey

    Predictions

    AKA uninformed guesses. If you believe you have gazed into the future of the franchise, this is the thread to share your vision. Remember, this is not an ideas thread, this is about what you think will happen, not what you want to happen. Unless you're Savin or someone like that, since you then...
  19. coldmonkey

    Corruption of Champion 3?

    I don't know if this is a bit early or not, but I've been thinking about what CoC4 would be like. I've come up with some ideas already, if anyone wants to hear them.