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The halfling woman nodded, her face now grim as she took out a pipe from her bag and began filling it with tobacco. “Terribly certain they are. I used to be the owner of a whole train-this is all that’s left.” She then gestured to the wagon behind her. “It might look neat, but only because we...

Alarmed by his sudden intrusion, the dwarf woman picked up a heavy crossbow before turning around to see Bastion, weapon aimed straight at him. Seeing the symbol of a paladin she lowered her crossbow and set to the side while the halfling merchant chuckled lightly. “Sorry about that! But sure...

The merchant, as Bastion soon saw, was a halfling woman of about fifty, dressed in bright greens and yellows with a large purple hat. Guarding her were a pair of burly dwarves, one a woman and the other a man. They seemed to be brother and sister, both having straight dark brown hair, tan skin...

Despite knowing what Bastion was doing by kissing her, Hest didn’t care too much; after all, it wasn’t as if she wouldn’t have used such a tactic herself to calm people down, even if her version would be much less chaste. “Well, my brave paladin,” the demoness said, mocking a bow as she...

Urgash sighed. “Unfortunately, I doubt we’ll see many more on our journey-the only settlement beyond that stream is Barruda, a small farming village protected by a fort. It’s probably going to be swarming with soldiers and clerics though, so we should try to keep our distance-we don’t know...

(Due to Weasyl not working for me atm, I’m posting it directly to Here) Amika Elmidi Age: 28 Gender: Female Class: Warrior Fighting Style: Polearm and Shield Amika is the daughter of a blacksmith who left home when she was young and joined a party of mercenary adventurers known as the...

Madeline blushed, smiling now. “Thanks, Bastion,” she said, looking back to him. Urgash came back, grinning. “Hey!” she said as she strode up to the paladin, holding her hand out. “Got a visual on the stream-looks like there’s a merchant there, but not anything hostile.”

Thankfully, for this scenario, I’m cutting out both Gl’bgolyb and the Condesce, due to how powerful those two are; the only thing the UGC will have to deal with is a hostile planet full of violent teenagers who engage in murder sports. Also, the reason adults aren’t allowed on planet and off...

I know no one has replied to this thread in nearly a month but whatever. The next species I’d like to discuss about are one that’s probably pretty controversial on the Internet, often cosplayed at anime conventions to sometimes disastrous results due to unsealed grey body paint, bathing in...

"Oh?" Hest said, her eyebrows raised. "Well, I suppose I would agree-it isn't like I haven't had any experiences with the aristocracy, even if I enjoyed some of them. Still, you're pretty interesting, all things told. I suppose that's part of why I like people." Chuckling, she then looked to...

Hest laughed. “Ha, well, I do think you would do well as a courtesan!” she said. “You’d probably be such a jewel too-you’d be surrounded aristocratic adulters paying you in platinum! I have no doubts you’d get wealthy enough to live as well as they do!” She then sighed, shrugging. “However, the...

“I bet he knocked you clean out, didn’t he?” Urgash said, smiling at Bastion. “I mean, if my punch was strong enough to knock you back like that, I don’t doubt the minotaur’s hits were a bit harder on you-even orcs wouldn’t want to get in a fight like that!” Madeline nodded. “So I’ve heard-my...

Urgash would keep some distance between her and the rest of the party (about 30 feet), every once in a while leaving for a few minutes to scouts ahead before coming back. Despite this, the ranger was far from a silent stalker-she rambled a lot about the proper way to prepare various animals in...

“...Well, I suppose I’m fine with it you’re saying it like that,” she said, smiling. “Although, maybe if you do a few things for me, I’ll try a little harder...” she then winked at Bastion, before adding, “although I wouldn’t mind if you wanted some of your friends to help out.” Urgash looked...

Heat rolled her eyes, shrugging. “Whatever you say, pretty boy-speaking for myself, I think it’s better to leave people trying to kill me bleeding instead of breathing, but I suppose that won’t do well for you, would it?” “I suppose you might have a point,” Urgash said, crossing her arms...

Urgash shakes her head. “It flows from the north east, opposite to the corruption; it should be safe for now at least. Anyway, I’m pretty sure it’s only reached the coast so far-this place is pretty safe from that. However, we should expect some trouble-a lot of panic is going about, especially...

Urgash, nodding, walked over to the rest of the group. “So you all ready to head out?” The orc asked. Hest nodded as Madeline said, “yes; we’re just waiting on Bastion is all.” She then pulled out a map. “Hmm, since we’ll be on our feet, the next place we should stop at is a stream a few miles...

As he left the inn and stepped outside, he saw Hest and Madeline were standing at the road, while he could hear Urgash “tending” to herself behind the establishment. Apparently, this is what the orc thought was discreet. After a few minutes, Urgash came and walked back around to the entrance...

Madeline looked out to window. “I suppose you’re right; but still...” She then shook her head. “Anyway, I’ll be heading out to meet up with the others; come down stairs when you’re ready.” The cleric then left the room, closing the door behind her carefully.

Nodding, Madeline started to get armored up, putting on her gambeson before equipping her chainshirt over it. Picking up her spear and shield, she asked, “so, what about Urgash? Still feel good about her? I mean, she did punch you pretty hard...”