Your most embarassing guilty pleasure outside of smut?

[djunk101]

I like reading Naruto and Naruto Xover fanfiction, especially Naruto x harem fanfiction, and have been reading almost exclusively that for about 10 years. I also tend to ship Naruto with all the girls with only a few exceptions (including in Xovers).


Edit: I should mention that the only reason I started reading fanfiction was because I was a horny 12 year old who wanted to read smut. My interest in it moved away from that aspect of it pretty quickly, though. Especially after reading a few well written stories.

 

[FatLizard]

Telling people fucked up things to see thier reaction like i love hentai or i once tried to stick my dick in a vacuum.  I LOVE harvest moon/rune factory

 

[Emerald]

I like to look at food porn.


No, not porn WITH food in it as a fetish. I mean like pics of ACTUAL food by themselves in all their delicious glory. Screw the banana innuendos and shit, gimme and hi-res pic of red velvet cake on a fancy platter and I will be all over it. I love looking at good food so much, I even chided my friend whenever she shared like 10 pics of delicious desserts for me to see because it just made my mouth water so bad, though now sometimes she does it on purpose just to see my reaction and I can just hear her laughing her ass off every time I'm all "TAG YOUR FOODPORN WOMAN" towards her in Skype. lol


Good looking desserts captured by a hi-def camera is just pure eye-candy to me. I will look at it for maybe half a minute or so if I come across something that delicious looking before going on with my day.


*Snerk* You should see me when I'm in the bakery spots in grocery stores. Those cupcakes, pies, cakes, and brownies on the shelves? I'm ogling that shit. My sis had to drag me away from the counter once and I was all "Lemme.. lemme just look at them... just for a few more seconds." I didn't even want to eat them, just look at it. >w>

 

[Xiokir]

..Probably figure collecting. I don't buy many but when there's some to spend I spend it on getting a new waifu husbando.


I also like watching trashcan, like absolutely horrid "horror" games. They bring me laughter more than anything.

 

[hawke56]

Ocassionally reading crappy supernatural romance novels aimed at teenage girls, even though I'm and adult male (Before you ask: Yes I did read Twilight. Yes, I admit to actually liking it somewhat. The movies are still boring though.)

 

[Ethereal Dragon]

Ocassionally reading crappy supernatural romance novels aimed at teenage girls, even though I'm and adult male (Before you ask: Yes I did read Twilight. Yes, I admit to actually liking it somewhat. The movies are still boring though.)

Movies are pretty much always WORSE than the book.

 

[kurogo]

Making chipmunk versions of songs I have on my computer by editing the pitch.