At the very least this isn't quite as bad as the recent Hollow Knight theory. That one was just infuriating.This is quite literally the only thing I can think of when looking at this.
Who is really Anno?
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Reading long paragraphs with grammar that often devolves into nonsense always makes me feel like I'm stroking out.
Anno is now canonically pulling off a Revolver Ocelot style septuple-cross. Fucking incredible.
I think more likely that the meetings were more influenced by Amara than by Kaede's will, it would be normal to give good contacts to your children.
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Franks
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I should write a riya expac where she finds out xenoSteele is friends with Anno and instantly about-faces and treats them like a queen, all while trying and failing to keep the expression of pure terror off her face.
And then Riya turns around, begging you to ream her, just don't tell Anno that she exists.
I will pay you cash money for a scene of this.
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Franks
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It turns out Anno is really good at the not-WoW game Riya plays.
I'll do you one better.
Celise is pulling all the strings.
Think about it -- who was there waiting for you on your ship from the very beginning, before you were even notified of your adventure? Who has proven herself far smarter than the average Galotian, capable of reading all of your emails and personal correspondence through guessing your passwords (why would she even think of entering your emails anyways?) while also being able to squish herself down to listen in on conversations unnoticed -- not that she even has to, because people would think her completely unassuming? In fact, even if you don't take her on your ship, it's possible that she would be able to sneak on unnoticed, as an amorphous body is capable of fitting into any space. Just sneak into your shower drain and eat the cum you output there, and nobody would suspect a thing. She also has a history with Victor Steele, and obvious mutagenic properties (evidenced by her ability to modify your cum output). Considering that Victor didn't have the nanomachines you do, it's possible that he would suffer taint from such a process when you wouldn't, and thus Celise would have been capable of worsening his condition. Once his health was critical, his fortune would be up in the air for anyone in the Steele line to take.
What's her endgame, though? How could she POSSIBLY benefit from subterfuge at this level?
It's simple. Having access to your DNA through her feeding cycle, she would be able to unlock the probes herself. She's simply sticking along to have you do all the dangerous and dirty work that a goo-girl couldn't, and once the final probe is within reach, she'd use your stored DNA to access the probe herself and steal your inheritance, finally executing on the plan she's been enacting for a generation -- sickening multibillionaires through carnal acts, surreptitiously stealing genetic information, providing relief during your trips to keep you doing her job, and monitoring anyone on your ship who might pose a threat to you before you can do her work for her, all while keeping up the facade of a dumb goo girl.
Celise is pulling all the strings.
Think about it -- who was there waiting for you on your ship from the very beginning, before you were even notified of your adventure? Who has proven herself far smarter than the average Galotian, capable of reading all of your emails and personal correspondence through guessing your passwords (why would she even think of entering your emails anyways?) while also being able to squish herself down to listen in on conversations unnoticed -- not that she even has to, because people would think her completely unassuming? In fact, even if you don't take her on your ship, it's possible that she would be able to sneak on unnoticed, as an amorphous body is capable of fitting into any space. Just sneak into your shower drain and eat the cum you output there, and nobody would suspect a thing. She also has a history with Victor Steele, and obvious mutagenic properties (evidenced by her ability to modify your cum output). Considering that Victor didn't have the nanomachines you do, it's possible that he would suffer taint from such a process when you wouldn't, and thus Celise would have been capable of worsening his condition. Once his health was critical, his fortune would be up in the air for anyone in the Steele line to take.
What's her endgame, though? How could she POSSIBLY benefit from subterfuge at this level?
It's simple. Having access to your DNA through her feeding cycle, she would be able to unlock the probes herself. She's simply sticking along to have you do all the dangerous and dirty work that a goo-girl couldn't, and once the final probe is within reach, she'd use your stored DNA to access the probe herself and steal your inheritance, finally executing on the plan she's been enacting for a generation -- sickening multibillionaires through carnal acts, surreptitiously stealing genetic information, providing relief during your trips to keep you doing her job, and monitoring anyone on your ship who might pose a threat to you before you can do her work for her, all while keeping up the facade of a dumb goo girl.
I one up you!
Celise is Victor Steele. 5 pills of GaloMax and nobody is the wiser.
Actually, by the same logic, short of Lash, Victor could be anybody...
Or we go the 'It all is a simulation' route and the shot you got your nanobots with actually knocked you out and you are now in a VR cabinet.
But nah, I think I stick to Colensos theorys. A few of them hold up and it stays overall more sane.
Celise is Victor Steele. 5 pills of GaloMax and nobody is the wiser.
Actually, by the same logic, short of Lash, Victor could be anybody...
Or we go the 'It all is a simulation' route and the shot you got your nanobots with actually knocked you out and you are now in a VR cabinet.
But nah, I think I stick to Colensos theorys. A few of them hold up and it stays overall more sane.
You forgot the fact that she leads the galotian conglomerate. I know what you're thinking don't all the the galotion leaders have a goo core? Simple answer my young initiates nanomachines with miniscule goo cores attached.
This is exactly why I keep all of my insane conspiracy theories to myself.
Since the only one being tortured is me.
And I'm not even a masochist.
Since the only one being tortured is me.
And I'm not even a masochist.
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Franks
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Of the 2 things that you say Colenso, that is one that I would like to be true, the Black Wings and the other thing is that the Ausars found the first Warp Gate, they started copying it, and that's why they can not make other improvements, do not even know how it works.I mean, Colenso was right about there being a UGC Black Wing.
But they have improved it they have reduced their housings size and their would have been smaller warpgates available if not for the military's meddling.
True, but I remember Anno said that the teleporter was not ready yet and still the army used it, but I do not remember Anno saying that his development would soon end. My mistake if she said it, but even so the Warp Gates, they were invented more than 1000 years ago, and they have not changed.
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Franks
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The Black Wing is true. It exists. Riya is a member.
But is Riya real, or just an illusion made by the space yakuza? Or maybe her cousin is the real member of blackwing and her bratty side is just a cover up. What are you hiding @Franks !
This thread is madness.
Completely out there and insane theory: "This is unambiguously true"
Canonical part of the game: "I hope this is real, probably not tho lol"
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Franks
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Velta is secretly a Dread Lord, Riya is her agent planted in the non-corrupt parts of the U.G.C. to bring them down via blackmail and assassination.But is Riya real, or just an illusion made by the space yakuza? Or maybe her cousin is the real member of blackwing and her bratty side is just a cover up. What are you hiding @Franks !
This thread is madness.
Man, that would explain the incompetence of the U.G.C in Tavros, all the criminals seem to enter at ease.