What is your Pornstar name?

[cobra]

Just for fun.
Here is a way to generate your Porn Star name.

Your pets' name:___________

plus

The street name where you grew up:___________

I'm Rockie West Junction.

 

[RevekXLR]

Ok i'm game.
I'm Leopold Eizenstein.

 

[Aimless Rogue]

I guess I'm "Jasper Riviera" but it could also be "Pixie Polar" which sounds like an actual pornstar name so I'm going to stick with that one.

 

[Dantalion]

Which pet?

 

[ScarletteKnight]

I lived in about 8 houses throughout childhood and currently have 4 dogs, you're gonna have to be more specific.

 

[Kesil]

Mine would be the sequel to a certain short story: "I Have No Pet, and I'm Not Giving You Clues On Where I Might Live".

 

[Coalsack]

Bruno Matamoros. Heh, I don't see that as a porn actor name...

 

[Grimoire]

Cat's name is Edward, my last address was North Himes

 

[cobra]

I lived in about 8 houses throughout childhood and currently have 4 dogs, you're gonna have to be more specific.

Just randomly pick one.

 

[null_blank]

Buster Maiden Lane

 

[Gigas_Magus]

Tigger Delta?

...I was going to make some crappy innuendos involving Tigger from Winnie the Pooh. After thinking about it, I decided that was territory not worth crossing, for many reasons.

 

[Emerald]

I don't have any pets that I own individually (My family has 2 dogs and a turtle) so you're gonna have to specify.
And no way am I giving out my street name. >.>

I did have someone in Discord say that my Pornstar name would be "Sapphire" tho, since I already go by a gemstone alias. lol

 

[nomadbunny]

Woody pierce.

 

[Chaotic Neutral Taco]

- Cody Coral
- Ranger Kristy
- Mango Seacove

Just to name a few~

 

[Akhter13]

Pouchie Ravenhill
followed by
Chien Cabinhill

I ain't getting work with either of these

 

[Tinman]

I've had several pets, not including literally hundreds of fosters, and moved around so much as a kid I can't remember any street address more than a year after I move away from it. This system doesn't work well for me.

I guess I'm "Jasper Riviera" but it could also be "Pixie Polar" which sounds like an actual pornstar name so I'm going to stick with that one.

Stick on some pointy ears and a sexy elf costume and the script writes itself. Or some pixie wings and a Killer Frost costume to make it a super hero porn parody.

 

[Vale]

Maxx Halloran.

Drop your pants and please form an orderly line.

 

[Armada]

Lucky 90th Place Northeast.

Hmm.

 

[NitroHamlin]

Shelby Phar Lap

...This just writes itself

 

[kingofbrocoli]

Kaiser Prados
name just screams gay porn.

 

[General Nuisance]

Spot Shady Drive...

I'm just gonna go with Shady Spot. Sounds more ominous and porny.

 

[RebelSteele]

Oof, all of my pets have been boys, save for a cat years ago named Princess, which is what my man calls me anyway
So Princess 1st Ave... Doesn't work well
Chose Rebel Steele actually as a roleplay character years ago, then adopted it as my name for phone sex when I started that. I actually found TiTS soon thereafter lol

 

[coldmonkey]

"Charlie Courthouse" (minus a "Road" at the end), which has a pleasant severity to it that may not be right for porn.

 

[Slab Bulkhead]

Jerry San Remo.

Typing that made my goatee fall off and trimmed my remaining facial hair into a perfect porn 'stache.

 

[Evil]

Johnny Lough (pronounced Lock).
That was the first place I moved to, I'm not comfortable sharing where I grew up.

 

[Kaida]

Meow Aurora (picked a random road I remember, my childhood was out in the burbs where they use numbers for roads)

 

[coldmonkey]

Meow Aurora (picked a random road I remember, my childhood was out in the burbs where they use numbers for roads)

Meowrora? We're reaching dangerously silly levels of catgirl hentai here.