Originally I had sought to make a rigid turn-based business simulator that focused on the adult industry. I was going to include everything you'd expect from any other tycoon game but with the ability to sell-out and start again. I was going to have A.I generated performers and personalities with custom product development complete with video formats from VHS to VR and beyond.
But then I added goblins, clowns, guns, LSD-laced soda, aliens, meteors...mutated cats. And damn was that more fun. But things got a LOT harder. I went real-time, let the player get some fresh air every now and then. I wrote an engine to support a city, more areas, more interaction. Then scaled it all back again when shit got too unruly So far the result is that things don't exactly look as they seem on the surface. Welcome to...
Enjoy the nightlife.
Having strong kegels is a performer trait, a long tongue is considered macroglossia and can be a good time for someone on the receiving end. The bottom line is, I had a lot of fun working on this. But not a lot of money. And it really sucks! So here I am again (I've been here before) but with more to show for the absolutely slow, excruciatingly painful 3+ years I've been developing this game in my spare time under a company named after a type of restroom.
It's hard explaining to people how it takes time developing a mechanic that allows you to decide whether or not a career in voyeur clown porn is right for you. And then having to cut it at the last minute because your clown assets are too limited to make assets with. Who knew it'd be such a tough racket. But I guess it's not all bad on a good day! And at least my mother doesn't know yet.
But anyway, I'm going to keep working on the damn thing until shit hits the fan and I have to stop. But until then, if you'd like to know more about the project feel free to hop on over to www.triplextycoon.com for those extra details. Or if you'd prefer to cuss me out, just direct your filthy mouth to the janitor@joy-toilet.com and I will get back to you.
I'll be doing things a lot differently than I have been very soon, beginning with daily updates on the website as soon as I can rest long enough to continue functioning over the next few days. Just a small break!
But if you're interested in playing but understand that this thing still isn't done yet. You'll find what you need to help this thing stay on the rails below. Many thanks for the interest so far!
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- Doop
Triple X Tycoon homepage
Triple X Tycoon on Steam (Early Access pending)
Triple X Tycoon Development Blog (3+ years running)