The Wishing Game- Porn Edition

[Limboman]

Granted, but you are required to suplex a big dinosaur,  or you can't go back home


I wish I get a slave loli

 

[Malice]

Granted but she will kill you in your sleep.


I wish I had a heart.

 

[Tinman]

Not granted.  I'm the Tinman.  No one gets a heart before me.


I wish I could meet the wizard of pronz.

 

[Ormael]

Granted but this wizard killing on sight anyone with name or nick starting with letter T.


I wish Tinman get heart that he want so much.

 

[Zaku]

Granted, but only because he's bamboozled into believing that a clock pumps blood. (Low hanging fruit, sorry.)


I wish Daft Punk were actual robots.

 

[FerrousFlint]

Granted, their songs now hide coding that act as rallying cries for an armed revolution.


I wish life came with a save editor.

 

[Gplikespie]

Granted, but it is not compatible with this release of reality.


I wish for more wishes (If someone says "granted but none of them come true" I will fist them with a cactus.)

 

[Ormael]

(Granted but none o....jk)


Granted but each wish come with free of charge curse like temporaly unable to get horny, etc.


I wish for worldwide peace and happiness.

 

[Limboman]

Granted, but sex will become taboo


I wish that females are only allowed to wear swimwear

 

[FerrousFlint]

Granted, however they are now permanently grafted to the skin.


I wish the they'd make Poke girl universe an actual anime.

 

[Patrick R. Key]

Granted, but the animation's quality is worse than Dragon Ball Super's 5th episode.


I wish final exams weren't a thing...

 

[Foxxling]

Granted but now every day class ends with a test


I wish I could shape shift like the martian manhunter from DC comics

 

[Gamepapa]

Granted but you can only stay that way for 5 secs at a time.


I wish I was an to have a healing factor like Deadpool.

 

[Kurble]

Granted but you can only stay that way for 5 secs at a time.


I wish I was an to have a healing factor like Deadpool.

Granted, but healing just transfers the wound to someone close to you.


I wish I could draw hands.

 

[Zaku]

Granted, but that's ALL you can draw now.


I wish the I had packed a book this morning.

 

[Foxxling]

Granted, but that book is an unbound Monstrous Book of Monsters from Harry Potter


I wish I could cause people to orgasm without physical contact

 

[Ormael]

Granted but this not only stimulate their pleasure centre in brain but also pain centre with twicefold stronger reaction from it.


I wish to see someday Purity of Champions text game.

 

[hawke56]

I wish to see someday Purity of Champions text game.

Granted you may see it. In May 2071.


I wish gene mods from TitS were a thing in the real world.

 

[Ormael]

Granted but real world would be filled with furry herms with horsecooks in no time (well that actualy not scary for some people but some will cringe hearing about 'furry herm with horsecocks' *rolls eyes*)


I wish we could have mod for playing tits in coc like we got for playing coc in tits ^^

 

[hawke56]

Granted but real world would be filled with furry herms with horsecooks in no time (well that actualy not scary for some people but some will cringe hearing about 'furry herm with horsecocks' *rolls eyes*)


I wish we could have mod for playing tits in coc like we got for playing coc in tits ^^

I see no real downside here.


As for your wish: granted but it will be published by Ubisoft and be a buggy, terrible mess full of microtransactions.


I wish I could get over my own laziness and write more smut.

 

[LutherGremory]

Granted, but you're ideas are always published by someone else 4 minutes before you actually publish them


I wish pussy flavoured ice cream

 

[Zaku]

Granted, but it gives you hair balls.


I wish I was more motivated.

 

[Gplikespie]

Granted, but only for a moment.


I wish that I could make "in bed" jokes and have them come true.

 

[MorganHannahFae]

Granted, but there will never again be a situation where it would be okay.

I wish I could get some content into Fen's game.

 

[Tinman]

Granted, but people stop playing Fen's games and he goes bankrupt.


I wish I won the lottery.

 

[Crablord]

i wish i was john cena


edit:


granted but you spend all of it on beer and become an alcoholic

 

[Malken]

Granted now you are old washed up John Cena from the future.

I wish to have the capability to communicate with anyone perfectly.

 

[MorganHannahFae]

Granted but only through classic delivery mail.
I wish I was pure.

 

[Gplikespie]

Granted. Rule of the Internet: The more pure something is, the more fun it is to corrupt it. Have fun at college.


I wish cthulhu fhtagn

 

[Ormael]

Granted but after it makes appearance paradox manifestation pernamently erase it of the reality (paradox of MtG settign of old WoD if you want know exactly which paradox meaning i had in mind).


I wish all kinds and breeds of vampires no matter how weak couldn't be hurt by sunlight and fire.