The Wishing Game- Porn Edition

[Malice]

Granted but you are reason all the dryads are dead.


I wish I was Guts. 

 

[pSYCHO]

Granted, you now fight for your life rather than live it.


I wish I didn't have dyslexia. 

 

[Ormael]

Granted but you blind now.


I wish I could read, write and otherwise perfectly use all languages of the world without need to actualy learn any of them.

 

[Shido]

Granted but everyone in the world is now blind and mute.

I wish for aliens to destroy the world.

 

[Gamepapa]

Granted but not this world 


 I wish all the smut game I got my eyes on would finish

 

[Zaku]

Granted but you can never play any of them.


I wish I could control my movement through time.

 

[FerrousFlint]

Granted but you can only move 5 seconds forwards and backwards.


I wish monster girls (and shotas) actually existed and coexisted with humanity.

 

[Foxxling]

Granted but now the world is so drastically overpopulated we all go to war and the earth ends up like the drell homeworld in Mass Effect


I wish I could teach the world to sing in perfect harmony <-Gayest thing i've ever written and i write gay porn

 

[NEET-Hime]

Granted but your all in C#


I wish my clitoris was fully functional  cock 9inchs long and 2.5 inches thick.

 

[LutherGremory]

Granted, but it can only be used on a sandpaper ona hole


I wish I could create real people with custom girl 3D

 

[Shido]

Granted but they die as soon as you make them.

I wish for a 20 foot tower of empty pizza boxes.

 

[Malice]

Granted but the boxes are filled with plague.


I wish I can live in the land of CoC and not lose. 

 

[Altair Hayes]

Granted, but only as Tentacle Jojo.


I wish I can double sets of my body (4 balls, 2 sets of arms, 2 dicks), along with the ability to remove them at will.

 

[Tinman]

Granted, but the duplicate sets are always small and non-functioning.


I wish I could transform my dick at will.

 

[Ormael]

Granted but it always transform into horse cock or tentacle cock.


I wish Treatment didn't include mental changes.

 

[FerrousFlint]

Granted, physically, however, your body will constantly - between female and femboi.


I wish elves were the sexually dominating species, using orc and human men as lowly breeding pigs

 

[pSYCHO]

Granted, but they have a life span of thirty seconds.


I wish I could live as the main charaters in the stories that I create.

 

[Alestair]

Granted but it always transform into horse cock or tentacle cock.

(trying to find the downside to this.)

Granted, however all your stories end up going horribly wrong at the end like School Days.

I wish i could have sex (or be in a relationship) with anyone i wanted, and that they enjoy it.

 

[Shido]

Granted but you lose your dick afterwards.

I wish the TiT's universe became our universe.

 

[Alestair]

granted, however you will not find any pleasure in it, and every time you try to, your sexual organs will feel like they are on fire (should not have attacked mah dick)

I wish i had something good to eat.

 

[Shido]

granted, however you will not find any pleasure in it, and every time you try to, your sexual organs will feel like they are on fire (should not have attacked mah dick)

My job was to only bring the joy of TiT's to everyone I'm willing to sacrifice myself in anyway to give the people what they want.

Wish granted you are now addicted to Minotaur cum.

I wish CoC2 will be the greatest game in all of existence.

 

[Etis]

Granted, but it would take infinite amount of time to release.


Wish I had something to wish.

 

[pSYCHO]

granted, however you will not find any pleasure in it, and every time you try to, your sexual organs will feel like they are on fire (should not have attacked mah dick)

I wish i had something good to eat.

(Wait, what if hes a masochist?)


Granted, but your wish isn't granted ( We're diving in to some deep shit here!)


I wish that I could loose this excess wait on my body!

 

[Ecnalab]

Granted, But you're now grotesquely gaunt.


I wish I could fly like Superman.

 

[Gamepapa]

Granted but you cant control your flight.


I wish to be my Pc from TITS, but without the pussy or breast.

 

[Shido]

Granted but you become completely crippled and paralyzed from the waist down.

I wish for this game to end.

 

[Ormael]

Granted but someone came with some even worst idea for game and it will more popular than Meme Wars.


I wish corruption and purity in CoC was reversed.

 

[LutherGremory]

Granted, but you are transported to a universe where COC was never created.


I wish i had an android to could shapeshift any way I wanted it to.

 

[Patrick R. Key]

Granted, but that android has the same power over you; he wants you to be his fleshlight.


I wish I could salivate Everclear at will.

 

[Ormael]

Granted but your saliva glands degenerated leaving you without them.


I wish of travel for a vacation in some place on earth 68 to 69 milions years ago.