The Wishing Game- Porn Edition

[Gplikespie]

I think most of us know this game... a poster makes a wish, and the next one grants it.... with some detriment. For example:


I wish that I could make anyone sexually attracted to me.


The following person would post something like: "Granted, but you can no longer engage in sexual activity"


Sound fun?

 

[Nyix]

Your wish has been granted, but your powers are limited to animals


I wish for the ability to change gender at will

 

[Akhter13]

Granted but only for individuals you have never met


I wish for trait swapping powers mwah ha ha!

 

[Gplikespie]

Granted, but you can only swap the traits you have for ones you dont want.


I wish I could make Granbera (Dragon from MGQ) my waifu IRL

 

[Malice]

Granted but she will be cheating on you.


I wish I was a god.

 

[Tinman]

Worth it.


Granted, you are now the Roman god of premature ejaculation.  You're immortal, and you can never successfully have sex.


I wish I had the sexual stamina of a hentai character.

 

[Gamepapa]

Granted but you couldn't get laid to save your life.


I wish I control reality and everything in with without fail.

 

[Ormael]

Granted but due to some cosmic entiety joke you was pulled out of your own reality into the void between numerous realities.


I wish everything in world would became negative version of itself.

 

[pSYCHO]

Granted, the whole world collapses in on itself/we're all dead.


I wish we could time travel so I can have sex with Hitler's wife and then make him watch. That little corporal cuckold .

 

[Woider]

Granted, but he'll throw you in ze gaskammer along with ze juden.


I wish I could upload myself to the internet and physically travel through cyberspace.

 

[Kei]

Granted but you'd be stuck on 1989's internet.


I wish I would be omniscient.

 

[Chel123]

Granted so long as you remain within this extra-dimensional space that you suddenly find yourself inhabiting. You cannot communicate with anything outside, but you can leave quite easily. It is unpopulated.


I wish I could go back in time and inhabit the body of my previous self whilst maintaining my memories of the future.

 

[Malice]

Granted but you can't change a thing no matter how hard you try.


I wish I had boobs.

 

[Zaku]

Granted, but they're a pair of the blue-footed variety.


I wish I had a cock with a knot.

 

[Gplikespie]

Granted, it needs to be surgically amputated due to it being all twisted up.


I wish I could go into Mass Effect and ACTUALLY romance Tali

 

[pSYCHO]

Granted, she dies from the common cold.


I wish I could bang darth talon!


p.s. agree on Tali

 

[Ormael]

Granted but now your semen violently comburst when coming into a contact with any female.


(some low-flight wish so counting on creativity of person corrupting it ^^)


I wish I have inhuman stamina and strength (along lines of any marvel heroes that are got this xD).

 

[Woider]

Granted, but everything around you increases exponentially in mass and distance, rendering your powers moot.


I wish I had a 64 Impala.

 

[Tinman]

Granted.  You'll find the corpse of an impala born in 1964 quickly decaying in your living room.  You're still better off than if you'd gotten that sorry excuse for a muscle car


I wish I had the power to bring fictional character into the real world.

 

[Ormael]

Granted. But those character are made up of antimatter.


I wish to know date of the world end.

 

[Woider]

Granted, it's the 28th of April 2016


I wish I could make the videogame of my dreams by sheer thought.

 

[PyrateHyena]

Granted, but you can only play it with a nintendo gamecube.


I wish I could live up to my own expectations.

 

[Malice]

Granted but you can't play it.


I wish I was a pokemon master.

 

[Ormael]

Granted but due to universe really really rare moment of derpiness you've been transfered to digiworld instead of pokemons world.


I wish that TiTS had planet called in natives language Mareth.


@Woider: Phew I only then survie somehow like 4 or 5 hours more

 

[Woider]

Granted, but the Demons have taken over, and are creating Reapers.


I wish for a way to assume direct control.

 

[Zaku]

Granted, but This Hurts You more than it ever will Shepard. I Know You Feel This.


I wish all my student loans were payed off.

 

[Gplikespie]

Granted. You DONT want to picture how.


I wish there were more Incest/Wincest stories out there.

 

[TresdeLeche]

Granted, but the characters performing the incest/wincest are aesthetically appalling to you.

I wish I had 100,000 dollars. 

 

[StainlessSteele]

Granted, but everything in the world is now 200,000 dollars more expensive. 


I wish the "granted, but" part of my wish is actually something that helps me out. 

 

[lighterfluid]

Granted, but it's because your wish was actually a bad idea.


I wish I had a lifetime supply of firewood.