The Syren Conspiracy (For Floozer)

[Floozer]

She steps away from Alex with a roll of her yes "No, no you can not fuck her while she is not using the body. there are onaholes in the walls you can use those if anything. Geeze... horny lizard."

 

[Archangel99]

"Awww! Fine." He grumbles, sticking his tongue out at Olivia. "Sooo... When is the body coming?" He asks.
"Maybe in a day or two. Maybe less." Cynthia says, shrugging.
"Oh... So you're getting something like Vena?" He asks.
"Sorta... Except more mechanical to support my AI." Cynthia says, nodding.

 

[Floozer]

"Yes, it should be lovely!" she says with a happy smile "I already got three herm sluts on my grab list" She hands him her phone "Look pretty good yea?"

 

[Archangel99]

"Mmhmm. They sure do. But what if we just captured the enemies? Wouldn't that work too?" Alex says, raising an eyebrow.

 

[Floozer]

"Well yea... but only if they are herms... and what if they are all monsters? They also need to be really productive!"

 

[Archangel99]

"I'm pretty sure there are some humans or herms mixed in in there." He says, rolling his eyes.

 

[Floozer]

"Well then keep your eyes out! The sooner we can fill those pods the better off we all will be! Also, I was thinking of sticking Wren inside, just need to give her a cock."

 

[Archangel99]

"I'm sure Carver can take care of that." Alex says, waving his hand.
"Right... Except we're in the middle of space." Cynthia says, rolling her eyes.
"Oh. Right. Skull could probably do something." Alex says with a shrug.

 

[Floozer]

"Except Wren isn't with us right now." She takes her phone back and dials up Carver back at their base. "Hang on, I will just call him."

 

[Archangel99]

"Oh... Right..." Alex mutters as Cynthia laughs her head off.

"Yes...?" Carver groans as he answers the phone.

 

[Floozer]

"Hey Carver! It's me Olivia, your best friend in the whole wide galaxy!" she says in a chipper tone. "Could you do me a big favor and get Wren, strap her down, give her a large cock and big super productive balls... and make her lactate like a cow?"

 

[Archangel99]

"..... Are you Seriously fucking kidding me? You call at four in the morning for THIS!?" He groans.

 

[Floozer]

"Haha, yup! I actually didn't look at the clock, I thought it was later! I will take your seething rage as a yes! Thank you Carver! Love you!" She blows him a kiss and hangs up before he can start yelling "Aaah, he loves me so much!"

 

[Archangel99]

"Oh? Yelling and swearing at you for waking him up at four in the morning counts as love? Hm. I should do the same, then." Alex says, rubbing his chin.

 

[Floozer]

"No, that is how HE shows his love. You show it by fucking everything that moves and then some!"

 

[Archangel99]

"Well, I haven't fucked a trappy dude yet. So there's that." He muses, a contemplative expression on her face as Cynthia laughs behind them.

 

[Floozer]

"And you never will because you never fuck other guys" She says with a poke to his chest. "Unless you are a hypocrit now?"

 

[Archangel99]

"I don't fuck guys who look like guys. A body with tits and a tiny dick... Oh and a girly face! Yeah. That's kinda okay." He says with a shrug.

 

[Floozer]

"Pffft, sounds like you are making up the rules as you go there big guy. changing it to fit whenever someone calls you out."

 

[Archangel99]

"Meeeh. All rules are subject to change. And when did I ever make a rule I'd never fuck a guy?" He says, poking her button nose.

 

[Floozer]

"When you refused to fuck yourself earlier under the claim of never fucking a guy." She pokes his muzzle right back.

 

[Archangel99]

"Yes, well, that's because it's a dudely dude. Traps don't even look like guys!" He says, rolling his eyes and poking her nose again.

 

[Floozer]

She glares at him and pokes him right back "Excuses! Still a guy in the end bucko! Just face it, you are bisexual!"

 

[Archangel99]

He raises an eyebrow and steps back before clearing his throat imperiously and speaking in a commanding tone. "According to the Bro Code, Article 17.5, A man, who is otherwise straight, may fuck another man, who looks, speaks, and acts like a girl, and not be considered homosexual." He says, crossing his arms.

"Uhhh... This... "Bro Code" is not coming up in any of my files..." Cynthia mutters.

"That's because you will not be able to find it! The Bro Code is a doctrine so sacred, that only a man can know and understand it! Every man has within himself, a copy of this sacred book, and to deviate from its code of conduct would be to consider that man an outcast!" Alex says, putting a hand on his hips in a gentlemanly fashion.

 

[Floozer]

"I had no idea.... you were so full of shit!" She slaps his arm again "That is just something self conscious guys tell themselves to try and hold on to their masculinity when around other guys. Sounds to me like you are in denial."

 

[Archangel99]

"I'm not in denial. I'm just saying I'm not gay! Also, next time you slap me, I'm going to spank your ass so raw you can't sit down for a week!" He says, wagging a finger under her nose.

 

[Floozer]

She gently bites his wagging finger "Meh! No on accused you of it either, I said Bisexual, not homosexual! Nerd!"

 

[Archangel99]

"Whatever! Almost the same thing!" He shoots back.

"Hedonaz above. You guys should just get married. You're already at the quarrelling stage.. " Cynthia says dryly, rolling her eyes.

 

[Floozer]

"That is not the same thing at all!" She says in a huff "They are different things completely, they don't even sound the same!"

 

[Archangel99]

"The 'sexual' part is the same!" Alex says, crossing his arms. She can tell he's trying to hide a smile, and is just screwing with her right now.