The Syren Conspiracy (For Floozer)
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"Trip? Ahh. For a second, I thought you were dead too." He mom says, before turning and walking inside. "Come in, come in! I'll show you around the house!" She says with a grin.
"Ohhh. So you've joined one of his armies? Taken one of the Leviathans?" She asks, as she makes them sit at a table while she prepares some food.
"Ah, yes. I understand. What was the journey like, though? I'm interested." She says, glancing over her shoulder.
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"Oh my. I'm glad you made it through that!" She says with a giggle, before setting cups of coffee down in front of them, before taking a seat. After looking Alex over for a minute, she looks at Olivia. "So! How did you two meet?" She asks, giggling.
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"When I joined the resistance to fight against the previous OT. Alex was a cyborg and uh.... not doing too well. I all but forced him and his sister Brynn to look at the truth that he wasn't doing well. After that we just uh... kind of cliked in a very sexual way."
"When I joined the resistance to fight against the previous OT. Alex was a cyborg and uh.... not doing too well. I all but forced him and his sister Brynn to look at the truth that he wasn't doing well. After that we just uh... kind of cliked in a very sexual way."
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Her mother laughs loudly at that. "Why am I not surprised? That's just what I expected!" She says, giggling and winking at Olivia.
"So tell me, big boy. Are you earning?" She asks, grinning as she turns to Alex.
"Um, not yet, no. But don't worry. I have enough money in the bank to keep us going for a long while." He says, smiling.
Her mother laughs loudly at that. "Why am I not surprised? That's just what I expected!" She says, giggling and winking at Olivia.
"So tell me, big boy. Are you earning?" She asks, grinning as she turns to Alex.
"Um, not yet, no. But don't worry. I have enough money in the bank to keep us going for a long while." He says, smiling.
"Really?" She says, before immediately poking Alex. "Awww! You're right!" He's so warm!" She says, giggling and continuing to poke him while Alex glares daggers at Olivia.
"This is good, then! Now you both can snuggle cozily!" Her mom says, giggling.
"Yeah. And then one of us winds up fucking the other silly. Why don't you ask her how many kids she's got, Miss Quilaan?" Alex says, grinning evilly at Olivia.
Her mom gasps. "I have grandkids!?" She squeals, before turning to her. "How many!? What are their names!? I want pictures!" She squeals.
"Yeah. And then one of us winds up fucking the other silly. Why don't you ask her how many kids she's got, Miss Quilaan?" Alex says, grinning evilly at Olivia.
Her mom gasps. "I have grandkids!?" She squeals, before turning to her. "How many!? What are their names!? I want pictures!" She squeals.
She turns blue in the face and gives Alex a pleading look before sighing. "I... have 9 kids with a 10th on the way." She pulls out her phone and opens up the group picture she took of all of them before leaving "Vivian, Blaze, Cinder, Max, Leah, Anki, Akarn, Kayla and Galen."
"Oh my goooood! So adorable! And who's the little worm guy? He looks so. Cute!" She squeals, turning to jelly at the picture.
"That is Galen... the woman holding him is Kiliara his mother." She says with a smile "I had some changes done.... I am the single most virile mortal in exsistance. I can actually impregnate anything at this point. In fact, Max there has a feral mother. Don't ask... it was a weird time."
"Uhhhm... A bet? Really? That's one weird bet... But you're right! He did turn out good! If a little on the scrawny side." She says with a chuckle. "So who's number ten?"
Her mother's mouth drops open, followed by a little chuckle of disbelief, which then turns into full blown laughter when she realises that she's telling the truth.
Finally, her mom manages to calm herself down long enough to speak. "Ohh! Oh my goodness! A ship! My daughter got a ship pregnant! That's got to be a world record or something!" She says with a laugh.
"Still! You fucked a ship! Oh my goodness. What will the baby be? A primal Laamin, a regular one, or another ship? I wonder." She says, giggling.
"True, true. At least I can see you're a good mother!" She says with a giggle, and a pat to the hand. "I'm proud of you, Liv. Always keep that in mind.
"Oh, good, good. I've actually got a couple of naked demon boys chilling upstairs. I've been keeping them waiting!" She says with a giggle. "Other than that, my cabinet refills itself with fresh food every day by itself, there's no crime... It's pretty good!" She says, smiling.