"AAAAALEEEEEXX!!!" She yells, getting off the bed and bull rushing him. He stumbles and almost falls when she collides, but remains standing.
"What?"
"Can't I sleep in peace without someone cumming on me!?"
"No."
"Well fuck you too!"
"You already did."
"Ugh! You annoying piece of- Gaaah!"
"Yes. I know. You're lucky to have someone like me."
"Arrogant little- OI, PUT ME DOWN!!" Brynn yells as Alex rolls his eyes, picks her up as well, and walks to the bathroom with her over his shoulder in a fireman's carry.
He drops both of them in the bathroom before turning on the tap. Hot water starts flowing into a rather large tub as he turns. "Stop complaining and take a bath, then."
"SHE CAME ON ME!"
"And that's worse than cumming inside you? Multiple times, I might add."
"Er... Yes!"
"How so?"
"Er........ Because I can get pregnant?"
"From your ass?"
"It's a pain to clean up!"
"Oh stop your whining. We both know you're secretly enjoying it. Slut."
"Dickhead!"