The Syncharion Ascendance RP (Floozer, Khorne)

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Melly almost waves at him from the couch, but raises an eyebrow when she sees Kiras. Her hand stops halfway in the air before going back down to Pepper's fur. "Well hello there!" She says, raising an eyebrow at Kiras, who gives a half hearted wave back.
 

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"Hello yourself Melly!" Klaus says, exuberant as he can be in the hopes of ironing out the awkward first meeting. "Kiras, this is Melly, and Melly, this is Kiras, the newest member of our family." He explains, guiding the Lizan before her, and putting their hands together to shake. "The hellhound sleeping on the floor is Pepper, while the human I mentioned earlier is... where is Richie? Still holed up with the TV?"
 

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"Nice to meet you, Kiras. And yes, Klaus. Still holed up with the TV. And he's found the porn channel, unless my ears are deceiving me." Melly says, looking at the door. Indeed, they can hear a series of girlish moans coming from inside, as well as squelching and slapping noises.
"Hrm... Nice to meet you too, Melly." Kiras says, and Klaus notices he's pronouncing Melly's name as Male-E. She barely resists the urge to laugh and nods, acknowledging his words.
 

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Klaus shakes his head, checking to see if Richie at least ate his sandwich, before leading Kiras to his ugly armchair and gesturing for him to sit. "Kick your feet up Kiras. My home is your home, or whatever it is they say. Make yourself comfortable, sit back and relax, and set your bow up somewhere high where only you, and not some poor-tempered human can reach it." He goads, sitting cross-legged on the floor with Melly and Pepper, stroking both of their heads lovingly.
 

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There's an empty plate outside, with crumbs on it. He ate the sandwich alright...

Kiras looks around before shrugging and keeping the bow with him. "No place high." He says, sitting on the couch. Melly lets out a little happy purr and leans onto him.

Pepper, the useless guard dog, just grunts.

"Why is human angry?" Kiras asks after a while, pronouncing the word human as hoomahn.
 

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"He took an extra bit of cajoling to get here. I'll admit, I took potshots where I shouldn't have, and was definitely in the wrong, overstepping boundaries left and right." Klaus admits, a tad solemn as he looks towards the door. "Mainly though, he just hates the people and creatures who dwell in Syncharion, as well as the other realms, too. Lots of humans are like that. He thinks we're monsters, though I suppose I should still go and check on him." He decides, rising to his feet and sauntering over to the door. "Richie? You probably don't want to talk still. We have a new family member, Kiras, and a real sweetheart at that. I'll leave you be if that's what you want. By all means, paint my one couch white if that makes you happy. Can I bring you anything at least? A glass of water maybe? Tissues?"
 

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"Your head on a fucking plate!" Richie yells back.
He's clearly still pissed...
Kiras rolls his eyes at Richie's childish acting. "Hoomahn is coward. Should stand up and fight, not throw tantrum like child." He growls.
 

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"What a miracle that'd be." Klaus shoots back, leaving the telltale sight of Richie's closed door to rot as he heads right back to join Melly, Kiras, and Pepper. He extends his hands to the first two, bridging any gap between them as he kisses the sleepy hellhound on the nose. "At least you three don't throw tantrums." He says, settled in on the floor, and enjoying the growing family's company.
 

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"We no throw tantrum. Tantrum foolish." Kiras says, settling deeper into the couch. "Yeah. Richie is just being a little pussy right now." Melly murmurs. Pepper just grunts and rolls over, his tongue hanging out.
 

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"Yes, he certainly is, and hogging the only room with a TV at that." Klaus rubs his temples, looking almost sullen with the fact, up until a sudden burst of inspiration makes him spring to his feet. He throws open a closet on the opposite side of the room, digging through a few layers of poorly-folded towels, before finding his purchase in a dust coated box. It's some sort of board game, torn up on all sides from childish wear and tear as well as plain age as he tosses the square lid to the side. The box reads "Elven Adventure" on the side, with all sorts of possibly-insensitive caricatures of the Elven race featured on the front. "Guys, how exciting is this? We finally have enough players!" He says, tapping the 4-20 player recommendation on the box.
 

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"Uhh... What the heck is that? And I don't think Pepper counts as a player." Melly says, tilting her head and raising an eyebrow as both she and Kiras look at the board curiously.
 

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"Um, a board game." Klaus smiles, shaking the box enthusiastically, and speaking as if it's the most obvious thing in the world. "No matter about Pepper, I can move for him. He can probably flick the spinner in his sleep. It's so simple, and it's fun too! I swear it is. See? There's this little thing here." He holds up a flimsy plastic spinner. "You flick this little arrow, and it determines how many spaces on the board you move. Along the way, there are challenges you can take on for rewards, or you can try and play it safe. There's a great big tentacle demon as the final boss, and whoever kills it wins! Pick one of these little characters, just not the rogue, that one's mine!" He plucks the dagger-bearing plastic figure from the rest of the bunch, holding the others out to Melly and Kiras to make their choice.
 

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"Hmm... I shall take this one." Kiras says, picking up a figurine shaped like a heavily armoured elf with a broadsword.
"I'll... Take this one, then." Melly says, picking up a figurine shaped like an elf weilding a staff, and dressed in a dark green robe. "Okay... So how do we play this?" Melly asks, looking at the board with a curious expression on her face.
 

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"Easy! Just flick this little spinner, move your elf that many spaces forwards from the start. Then, read what the space on the board says, and I'll do the rest. As for Pepper, he seems like a druid elf to me." Klaus decides, picking out a scimitar-wielding elf figurine, a small sheepdog yipping at his heels, and sets it at the start with his own.
 

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[Gonna use a d6 here for the steps they take.]

"Uhh... Okay..." Melly mutters, placing her figurine at the start, and Kiras does the same.
Melly reaches out to spin the spinner, and it lands at 2. She facepalms. "Wow... Crappy luck..." She mutters.
With a small grin on his face, Kiras reaches out to flick the spinner as well and it lands on 1. His grin vanishes, and he groans.
 

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Klaus rolls a four right off the bat, clicking the board happily with each step his rogue takes, up until he reads what the words on the space have to say.
Caught in a bramble field! Lose a turn while stuck!
"Damn." He mumbles, setting his chin in his palm as he stares down Melly and Kiras's characters.
 

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[Gotcha. lmao]

"Wups! Forgot about Pepper!" Klaus chimes, spinning a three for Pepper's druid. He drags the figurine forwards, before reading each space aloud, starting with Melly, then Kiras, then his bramble-predicament again, and then Pepper.
A sorceress offers to enchant your weapon to aid your noble cause! Lose your next turn and wait for the spell to finish, adding fire damage to your weapon, or spin next turn and keep moving!
The magical plains grant you the blessing of swift steps! Add one extra space to your spin for three turns!
An army of goblins approaches your camp! Roll a die to determine your success in fighting them! 6-3 is a win! Add 2 gold to your gold pouch! 2-1 is a loss! Flee back to start!
 
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"Hmm... I'll skip my turn." Melly says, nodding sagely.

"Hmm... Swift steps... One extra space... That means I must get 2 if I get 1, yes?" Kiras says, frowning slightly as he spins once more. The arrow lands on 1, and he sighs before moving two steps forward.

Pepper rolls a 6, and 2 gold is added to his pouch!
 

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Klaus skips his turn, obedient to the will of the bramble field, before reading Kiras's space.
A forest sprite offers you her service! Gain a familiar to heal your wounds after next failed battle!
He frowns, scratching his chin out of habit. "This isn't quite as fun as I remembered. Why doesn't it end with the forest sprite getting bent in the woods? That would be entertaining. That little sheepdog, too. Why isn't he more like the actual Pepper? I mean the final boss is a tentacle monster for hell's sake! Where's the sex? Why aren't these brambles coming alive and cursing my rogue with eternal masochism?"
 

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"So make them! It's just a game, right? We can bend it to our will!" Melly says, winking and spinning the arrow, which lands on 4.

"Male-e is right. Your game, your choice." Kiras says, grinning. He doesn't reach forward to spin the arrow just yet, waiting for Klaus to respond.

Pepper rolls a 3.
 

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"First things first, we don't need this." Klaus declares, tossing the spinner back into the box. "We don't need a flick of the wrist to tell us what to do! Can I get an amen?" He claps once, trying to rile the crowd. "Melly, or should I say, Male-eeee," he snickers, "this bombshell milf of a sorceress is giving you a powerful enchantment. Just how are you going to repay her for that, hm? Kiras, this whore of a forest sprite is offering you her service. You would never be so heartless as to leave her to slake her own lusts alone, would you? Or, are you the sort who makes her work for it? Choices are important! Pepper has a whole army of horny little goblins at his mercy. Initiate the orgy, I'm thinking! As for poor rogue-Klaus, the haunted brambles give his bare ass forty lashes, cursing him with masochism until the end of the game."
 

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[Laughing my ass off over here! XD]

Melly leans closer. "I bend her over her table and fuck her nice and hard, spanking that jiggly ass while I fuck her, and then splattering my cum all over her ass and back!" She says, grinning.

Kiras grins. "No. I take her and slam her against a tree before dropping her on dick. Then I rut her like animal!" He says, grinning, before he gives Klaus an odd look, followed by a shrug.

Pepper wakes up rolls over before giving a sleepy yawn, his maw opening wide as his tongue hangs out. Klaus sees his doggy dick hard and erect already as Pepper looks at him.
 

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[That's what I'm here for!]

"Hey buddy!" Klaus chimes, rubbing Pepper's belly the moment he's up and awake. "Did you know you took down an entire goblin army while you were asleep? Didya? Did you know they're all sitting there now, horny as ever, and servicing you in druid form?" He drawls in his baby talk, before clearing his throat and putting on the tone of a assertive narrator.
And so, Melly fucks the sorcerer hard, blowing a mighty load over her ass and back, and gaining a fire-imbued staff in return as she heads down the road on her merry way. Meanwhile, Kiras stands tall, bouncing a forest nymph hard up and down on his length, before he, too, blows a load in her eager pussy. Yet she's not satisfied, only clenching down harder after her first orgasm. It's a trap! Her magic vines tries to bind him on the ground, fucking herself harder atop his spent cock, and forcing him back to hardness. Klaus escapes the brambles, finding a ragtag gypsy camp that consists of two twin futa women. Before long, he's sandwiched between them, penetrated in both holes by their large dicks, and jerking himself roughly as they spank his ass. Half a dozen goblins clamor over Pepper's cock, fighting for dominance, and fucking the losers into submission. A piercing-studded femboy wins the battle, taking him knot and all up the ass, and sitting comfortably suspended like this for some time. He gains a follower!
 

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Melly grins, which quickly vanishes. "Wait. How do we decide how many steps we go ahead now?" She asks, raising an eyebrow.

"Hmm... If my hands are free, I snap neck. If not, try to escape." Kiras says, narrowing his eyes.

Pepper yips and rolls over, letting Klaus scratch his belly properly.
 

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"We don't decide, our imaginations decide." Klaus explains, looking wise, despite the fact that it's probably the dumbest thing he's ever said.
And so, Melly bids the sorceress ado, fire-powered staff now in tow and with a stride in her steps as she approaches the fog bearing forest. A few haunted brambles cackle at her as she passes, and she makes it to the gypsy camp unscathed, just as they're filling an Elven rogue to the brim and then some with exotic spiced cum in both holes. Kiras struggles, unable to break the vines that bind his wrists, but still kicking his legs out and knocking the forest sprite off of his dick, but not before he paints her womb with a second load. She falls to the ground, sobbing. "Oh noble knight, I'm so lonely. Can you ever forgive me for overstepping your boundaries?" Meanwhile, Pepper and his new familiar Rumod take to the marsh. Hidden beneath a fortress of fallen trees, a horny mud-caked troll rises from the mire, intent on taking them both down!
 

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"Hmmm.. I greet them with a hello, but keep my staff ready in case they try to attack me." Melly says, grinning.

"Hrm. If she is lonely, it cannot be helped. Very well. I forgive. But only if she ask permission before doing it." Kiras muses, nodding.

Pepper tilts his head and barks at Klaus, before setting his head down into his lap.
 

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Phorsaal smiles right back at her and gives her a tender squeeze and a kiss on the cheek "you are most welcome my dear! Feel free to live as loosely as you want hon, so long as you come back to me in the end, I really don't mind. If you ever decide to... swap things up, just let me know, we have all sorts of potions down here to make things more exotic." She winks and her and quickly pulls Jolen around to her front as well, hugging both her girls with a smile.
 

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"Well, I'm happy with my body, thank you very much. I think we both are." Felicia says, chuckling and kissing Jolen's cheek before kissing Felicia's and snuggling down with her.
"Yeah. Felicia's right. I'm happy with mine too." Jolen says, smiling and kissing Phorsaal.
 

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She returns the kisses as quickly as she can, holding the girls to her sides as they lay down for the night. "Hmm, how wonderful! I certainly do admire both of your bodies as it is... I was just putting the offer out there is all. Now then... lets get a good nights rest, lots to do tomorrow!"