The Syncharion Ascendance RP (Floozer, Khorne)

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She snorts. "Did those people also get almost anally raped?" She asks, sticking her tongue out at her as she serves her the omlette, then takes a seat across her.
 

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"Hmm... Well, I never really got the concept of keeping a slave. I prefer doing things myself. I mean, sure, the sexual relief is a plus point, but you usual have to deal with a whiny, homesick creature for a few months, a horrible conversationalist for the next few months, and then an attention whore for the next few years. I have more important things to do than that." She says, rolling her eyes.
 

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"You are looking only at the negatives. If you train them with affection rather than command they actually liven up rather quickly. Despite the sexual relief they also fill the roll of maids and cooks by default, bathroom attendants when you want someone to clean you and just the general company is nice. Then you can get them trained to do any number of things like being a body guard or to give massages... there are many perks to it if you find the right slave."
 

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"Meeehh... If I ever get a slave, it's going to be a male orc I can test spells on. That's it. Don't want to go through the extra effort of having to take care of a bunch of slaves." She says with a shrug.
 

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"I can tell you right now that is a horrible idea." She says with a frown on her face "Slaves are only docile if treated right. Being used as a test dummy will not go well, it will eventually take the easy way out and kill itself."
 

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"And your point is? I'm a sorceress, Phorsaal. I need things to test my magic on. And if they kill themselves, I just run a few more tests, and then toss the corpse out for the Raveners. Simple." She says with another shrug.
 

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She face palms and groans into her palm "You... just never get a slave then, ever. Please do me that favor and just test your spells on the raveners"
 

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"Exactly. It's why I left the city. I just test my spells on random Raveners or the odd slave that manages to escape. They don't usually last long, but whatever. I don't feed them." She says, stretching and yawning like a cat. "And I take it you have a lot of slaves?" She asks, using her magic to make a fork dance in the air to some beat in her head. Even the tines were bending around!
 

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"Yes, yes I most certainly do. So such talk of blatant abuse does put me on edge."
 

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"Riiiight... Tell me about your slaves, since we have nothing else to talk about." She says, the fork now doing a tap dance in the air.
 

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"Well, in total I have 13 slaves and a slime living in my estate. Ash, Felicia, Jolen, Khorvis, Namira, Syresh, Janie, Goren, Kamia, Riona, Mary, Sophie and Gila. In that order we have an imp, human, orc, human, succubus, dark elf, wood elf, dark elf, mermaid, Lizan, two harpies and another orc."
 

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"Mmhm... Any favorite races?" She asks, looking at her now. "Which of the races do you prefer, hmm?"
 

Floozer

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"That is a hard question honestly... as each one has an allure of its own. Humans can be anything you want and are very adaptive. Orcs have this amazonian allure to them while both elves have a more elegant stride to them. Lizans are bestial and exciting while mermaids have an air of grace to them. If I really had to pick one though.... probably orcs, cause once you bust them through their stubborn phase they are remarkably versatile while being more interesting than humans."
 

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"Hmm... Interesting. Most people usually pick the dark elves. Slutty, love rough sex, good magic users... Well, pretty much sums them up. They fit in perfectly here, don't you think?" Bast asks, using all the forks to make some sort of wacky structure.
 

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"Yes, they fit in rather well and that is likely why they are not my first pick... I like to get new things, not new things of the same shit I already have."
 

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Bast chuckles a little at that. "Interesting. I took you for a complete idiot the last time I saw you, but... You've changed." She says, giggling.
 

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"I took you for a mega bitch... still working on that opinion" She says with a snide smirk.
 

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"Eh... Think what you will. What matters is how you perform." She says with a chuckle. "If you're useless, I'm just going to toss you right out."

{I'm having issues with my phone's internet. Gimme a minute...}
 

Floozer

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"I think given how far I have come since our last meeting you will find I am not useless in most regards."
 

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"Mmm... That remains to be seen." She says, giggling. "You at least know what you're doing when it comes to sex, so I suppose all that's left is to see how you perform with magic. Don't disappoint me." She says, eyes narrowed slightly.
 

Floozer

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"Oh cut the shit already Bast, I am not some novice that babbles over every spell."
 

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"As far as Jackal is concerned... I'd put you at an intermediate level compared to me. And no, I'm not boasting." She says, grinning slightly.
 

Floozer

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"Oh for the love of, I GET IT, you are super good with magic... you can stop showing it off every five seconds now."
 

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She giggles and makes an "I can't help it!" Gesture, before settling down and glancing towards the exit of the room.
"Truthfully... I think I was born in this cave. No idea who my parents were. I just... Woke up here one day. There were a few bottles of milk, and a small book. Those bottles accelerated my growth and mental capabilities. The book... I think was my father's or something. The handwriting was definitely male. Messy. It contained all his research and stuff." She murmurs, eyes sliding half closed as her mind slips into the past.
 

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She snaps her fingers to break her out of it "So this cave wasn't just an anti social pick, it was just where you knew to live."
 

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"Yes. Plus, not the city. It's a bonus, as far as I'm concerned. Nobody sticking their noses where they don't belong." She says with a shrug and a giggle.
 

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"I guess so... Anyway, thanks for the food... when do we start actually training?"
 

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"Morning. Bright and early. For now, let's head to bed. And in case you're wondering, yes. We're going to be sharing a single bed for a month." She says, getting up and waddling away.