The Syncharion Ascendance RP (Floozer, Khorne)
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"Hardy fucking ha- AAAAAH!- ARE YOU DOING THIS ON PURPOSE!?" He yells.
"Jeez can't even- Nngh!- stitch me up properly..." He grumbles.
"Hey, it's not my fault that one, you're such a fucking pussy, and two, that you had to jump in front of that mantis!"
"I was trying to save someone, dammit. I should be treated like a hero! Not have a sadistic doctor tend to my wounds!"
"Oh shut up and keep talking to your demon mistress!"
"Ouch. That hurt on a much deeper level..."
"Jeez can't even- Nngh!- stitch me up properly..." He grumbles.
"Hey, it's not my fault that one, you're such a fucking pussy, and two, that you had to jump in front of that mantis!"
"I was trying to save someone, dammit. I should be treated like a hero! Not have a sadistic doctor tend to my wounds!"
"Oh shut up and keep talking to your demon mistress!"
"Ouch. That hurt on a much deeper level..."
"Ooooo. You hear that Anna?"
"Hear what?"
"She says you might be jealous because you want a demon mistress! Ahahaha- AAAAAH!!"
"Hear what?"
"She says you might be jealous because you want a demon mistress! Ahahaha- AAAAAH!!"
"So it seems! Wait. You're done? Oh thank god. Get away from me! OW!" He yelps, and Phorsaal can hear slapping noises.
"Anyway..." He says after a few minutes. "What are you up to?"
"Anyway..." He says after a few minutes. "What are you up to?"
"Oh the same old stuff here. Riona accepted my brand and has gone off to hunt. I am currently trying to get into the market district of art supplies and slave training. AS for right now, I just sucked off Syresh who tastes of chocolate and am resting on top of her."
"Her cum tastes like chocolate to you? Really? Huh. I thought all cum was salty!" He says with a laugh.
"Speaking of chocolate, it's been a really long time since I've had any... I miss chocolate! And before you suggest it, no, I will not suck Syresh off." He says.
"I am NOT touching your... Hmm..." There's a long moment of silence. "It isn't gay if the dick belongs to a girl, right?" He mutters.
"Yeeees... But using a hand is different from using your actual mouth. Plus you look like a woman, so it isn't really a problem for me." He says. "Using my hand wasn't a problem. Using my mouth? Eeeehhhh..."
"We do have some restraint when it comes to sex. For example, most of us don't fuck animals. Most of us aren't homosexual, including me. I bend the rules a bit, but I never flat out break them!"
"Rules as in... Society rules! Plus, I'm not attracted to guys, obviously." He says, chuckling.
"Well, without a society, we'd just be barbarians fucking goats, wouldn't we?" He says with a snort. "Society needs rules so it doesn't fall apart. That's quite obvious."
"Yeaaah there were times when I wish being a murderer wasn't frowned upon... Anyway, about the gay thing. Weeell... It's hard to explain, really. Some people just consider it... Unnatural. Personally, I don't mind. Dudes can fuck other dudes in the butt. I don't really care, as long as they aren't open about it." He says, shrugging.
"When I say be open about it, I mean don't carry banners that read "I am gay, and I'm proud of it!". Nobody wants to see that shit, mate. And we're open about fucking women because... Well, it's a natural thing that's been accepted as a means of reproducing since we evolved from monkeys." He sighs.
She clears her throat "Backwards.... human thinking! you go around and parade about what you think is normal while shoving everything else to the side and not talking about it! People call us demons but it seems like you guys perform more evils than us!"
"That's true enough." He says with a snort. "We wage wars over land and religion. In a way, we're much worse than demons. At least you guys seem to be living in relative peace." He murmurs with a dry chuckle. "As for the sex thing, again, I mean we aren't parading around screaming our love for pussy. We keep a lid on it."