There is a bright white headline on a red background, that reads "Local Woman Claims to Have Been Raped by a Werewolf?"
"Good morning, viewers! In a rather startling development today, it seems a woman in Indiana has been raped by a werewolf!" The male human reporter pauses for effect. "Yes, folks. That's right! A werewolf! Let's go to Miss Newham to learn, more, shall we?" He says with a smile that practically screams "are you fucking serious!?".
The screen cuts to a sobbing redhead, wiping away tears as she blubbers, and subtitles appear at the bottom of the screen.
"Yes! Yes, a werewolf! I- I was hiking through the trails l-last night, and then- and th- then I heard s- something weird... So I wen- went to check it out! N- next thing I kn- know, I'm being pinned d-down by some big, h-hairy, smelly thing, and- and I feel his... T-thing... Slip into m- my... Waaah!" She resumes sobbing again.
The screen cuts back out to the reporter.
"So... It was either a hairy human, or some kind of animal. I highly doubt werewolves even exist!" He says, waving his hand. "However, Channel 5 does extend its condolences to Miss Newham, and we sincerely hope the rapist with be caught and punished. And now, in his latest executive order, President Trump-"
Felicia turns off the TV.
"How much are you willing to bet that that was Khorvis?" She says, grinning.