The Syncharion Ascendance RP (Floozer, Khorne)

[Khorne]

"That works for me. I also have an idea, let's get you some armor before we leave." He says as he puts fresh clothes on and grabs his Warhammer. As he opens the door he turns back and with a smile "I'll be lock you guys in just so you know." He says as he walks out and waits for Ragnar to exit.

 

[Archangel99]

"Alright. Great! Let's- Oh wait. What about Ash? This is gonna take me about a week, maybe two to do. Trying to convince humans that a demon summoning ritual actually works is harder than it sounds. A
I don't Ash will survive without my cock for a week!" He says, a wry grin on his face.

"Good! Time to test out these imps of yours..." Niska says, grinning and licking her lips as she eyes the two imps up and down. The imps giggle and bowl her over, right as Ragnar shuts the door. "Yes. Let's." He says, waiting for him to lead the way.

 

[Floozer]

"Well you can't take her with you... she can't shape shift like me so she will stick out like crazy. I guess she will just have to make do without you for a while."

 

[Khorne]

He locks the door before taking Ragnar to the local weapon and armor shop.

 

[Archangel99]

"Mmhmm. Alright then. I gotta pay the net bills... And then get a VPN... And then go browse the deep web." He sighs. ",Got my work cut out for me, it seems..."
"And all I have to do is stick the instructions on a tree or something. They're dumb enough to follow them if you don't tell them what it's for!" Jolen says, giggling.
"Never in my life have I been jealous of stupidity, until now..." Khorvis grumbles. "Oh, and Phorsaal, send me a few pics of yourself when you get the time. Need to paint a convincing picture."

The Ultima looks up from the forge. "Ah. Hello there. How may I help you?" He asks.

 

[Floozer]

She looks at Khorvis "Umm... like the actual me or the me I like to show off? Or both? What would convince humans more?"

 

[Archangel99]

"Both." He says immediately.

 

[Khorne]

"Yes I'm looking for some armor for my Lizan here. Can I see what you have?" Gaknar says with a hand on Ragnar's shoulder.

 

[Floozer]

She digs out her phone and passes it to him, stepping back and striking both a sexy yet dominating pose "Here you are dear, snap a picture like this."

 

[Archangel99]

"Hmm..." The Ultima looks him up and down, then goes over to a shelf and takes down what appears to be a shimmering fabric before tossing it to him. "Moves and breathes easy. Provides pretty good protection too. 800 creds." He says.

Khorvis grins and steps back, snapping a few pictures. "Alright... Now creepy form." He says, grinning.

 

[Khorne]

"Allright." Gaknar mutters as he takes a closer look at the armor.

 

[Archangel99]

The cloth itself is actually just finely woven, very tiny rings of metal, all interlocked together to form a sort of chainmail tunic that hung from the shoulders and could be tailored to fit the body.

 

[Floozer]

"right... lets try for really creepy then." She returns to her true form, reaching for the camera with her mouth agape like she was attacking Khorvis.

 

[Archangel99]

"Ehhh no. Step back and give me your regular form. This makes it look like the picture was digitally made." Khorvis says, frowning at the camera. "And why is it blurry all of a sudden!?" He grumbles, wiping the camera lens with the edge of his shirt.

 

[Floozer]

"Eh?" She asks, stepping back and just standing there "What? Like just stand here? Also, what do you mean blurry? There isn't anything wrong with my phone..."

 

[Archangel99]

"Meh... I guess your spiritual energy is affecting the wavelengths around you... But whatever. I don't mean it's blurry to the point that you can't make out anything, but... The photographer in me likes clean pictures." Khorvis says, snapping another picture of her. "Alright... Looks good." He says, before sending the pictures to his real life social media account.

 

[Khorne]

"Do you have anything leather perhaps?" Gaknar says looking up from the mail shirt.

 

[Floozer]

She quickly fades back to her usual appearance. "excellent! i trust you both will be able to get the word about. Remember, when you want to come back or something goes wrong, just clutch your brand and call out to me... It will open up a personal portal and suck you back in. Just... make sure you didn't just eat, I hear it is not a gentle sending."

 

[Archangel99]

"Yes I do. Thought you'd ask." The Ultima says, tossing a plate of studded leather armor onto the table.


[5000 creds and 20 Rep to whoever can remember this guy's name. Because I forgot. Again.]

 

[Archangel99]

"Yes mistress." The say, nodding.
"I'm a little jealous of Jolen, I gotta admit. It's so much easier for her..." Khorvis murmurs, chuckling. "And me... No sex. For two weeks." He groans.

 

[Floozer]

[Rakon! The smiths name is Rakon!]

 

[Archangel99]

[5000 creds and 20 rep to you, my friend. And now I better WRITE HIS FUCKING NAME DOWN SOMEWHERE!!]

 

[Floozer]

"I know... but that does mean you get to play a bit more while you are up there. Maybe you can turn all wolf and find a hiker to... play with" She says with a wink "Hmm, I wonder if Karline would spread my name to the dark elves..."

 

[Archangel99]

"Dude... Have you ever tried finding a hiker or a wolf in the fucking desert?" He says, rolling his eyes. "I mean... How do I even know the portal is gonna spit me out somewhere else?" He asks.

 

[Floozer]

"Exactly! You could be sent to anywhere on earth! I trust you are resourceful enough to make anything work. A public computer would work just as good as a private one yes?"

 

[Khorne]

(Dame I literally just found it. You don't need anymore chips floozer. Spead the wealth.)

"How much?" Gaknar says looking over the leather armor.

 

[Archangel99]

"A public one would be best, actually. Nobody can trace that shit." He says, grinning. "Yeah, I can make it work. Let's go now! I'm getting excited!" He says, grinning.

"400." RAKON says.

 

[Khorne]

"Ok deal." Gaknar says as he counts out the chips and puts them on the table.

 

[Archangel99]

Rakon nods and takes the chips before handing the armor to him. "Want a weapon to go with that? I have a selection of glaives and other polearms on offer." He says, looking at Ragnar.
"Uhh... If he says okay..." Ragnar mutters, looking at Gaknar.

 

[Floozer]

[I'm a greedy greed person of greed, do me a favor and I will spread it around )

"Alright, lets get going." She takes the two of them back down to the rest of the group "Hello everyone, these two are going to do some work for me and will be absent for a while." She looks over to Karline "I know you do not belong to me, but I figure I should ask, want to spread rumors around your people for me?"