So I made up this very stupid run idea a long time ago while I was idly playing the game out of boredom, and so I've decided to post about it after I finally made it to Dhaal after failing a metric fuck ton of times. I'll post a guide as on how to do it as well here.
First however, some rules for this challenge to those that dare attempt it:
1. You are not allowed to be penetrated. If you are penetrated, you have failed the run and must reload a save, or restart the game.
2. You are not allowed to level up, as you are perfect exactly the way you are. This means that you cannot sleep, as sleeping forces you to level up, thereby increasing your max HP. I would allow leveling up to take drone only stuff, but it isn't quite fully the same as having somebody else fight for you, and having already done a drone only run, it isn't any different from this, except that you stonewall at Urbolg, since your drone struggles immensely from taking down his shields at this point.
3. You must have no more than 1 crewmember, that of which being Anno. You can go without Anno if you want, but Anno is a crewmember mainly for convenience in regards to later parts of the run. You can get Sera/Reaha as long as you treat them as beneath you.
4. You need to have a cock to impregnate the Raskvel Female 5 times, or 5 other NPCs, as it would unlock Breedwell. This rule is entirely optional as it may be possible to do the entire run without a cock, but you'll find that your money is very, very small in size, and it may be unreasonable to grind enemy encounters for so long since that and selling crystals is the only way, and even attempting to get crystals will be dangerous as of the current patch.
5. You cannot, by any means, be subservient or a slut, as you're too prudish for it. You can have no more than 1 orgasm per day (variant get around: You can only relieve your lust with your crewmate(s) on ship, and fuck others in safe places.), so you better stock up on Focus Pills. You also cannot walk in public spaces while covered in cum.
6. With the exception of the Nova Crew and saving Ula (because Lust Toxin doesn't work the same as an Aphro Daisy for some reason, if Lust Toxin is changed to be the same as Aphro Daisy's item type, do not save Ula.), you may not help others even if it is to your future benefit. You will kill Taivara and Olympia. If you can achieve a Good End without sparing the Nova crew/Saving Ula, more power to you, but Gray Goo Armor will more than likely be necessary for unresistable tease spam.
7. You are not allowed to gain new perks or become visibly inhuman. You cannot grow/have wings no matter what, and you're not allowed to take the Treatment.
8. The only way to achieve success in this run is by achieving a Good End or the InsemPro along with the dick necessary to farm it out with. Since the InsemPro would allow you to generate enough cum to have a massive amount of perfectly safe and legal money generated per day (Roughly around the amount of cash Alex has on them) after Vanae Cum is modded into your system (mod yourself back to near your original race ASAP though) in Breedwell, you can have the run end here if you wish, since by all technicality you would be able to get rich enough to live a comfortable, long life.
9. You will not be insulted. You are not allowed to run away from a fight, and must always fight when prompted.
10. You cannot increase your stats beyond what is given in the character creation. This rule is also optional, but having reduced chances when you already have really low chances sucks pretty bad.
11. No cheats. This should be self-explanatory, you naturally should be limited to items you can only get in the planet progression.
Now with the rules out of the way, here's what you need to know if you wanna succeed...
1. Choose any starting race that does not have wings. If you wanna stick to the whole "being the rival" thing, then become a human with blonde hair and blue eyes. Gender can be whatever.
2. Take Ice Cold. Ice Cold will increase your tease damage the stronger your willpower is, which will be useful for Mhen'ga only.
3. Choose Tech Specialist. It is mandatory that you take Tech Specialist, as you cannot win the Dane encounter without stun-locking Dane, since your shields and HP will be depleted faster than Kiro after Kiro Quest 2 can cum. Since you also have no combat drone at level one much less a good one, you effectively have to do this.
4. Make yourself STD immune with Tika. Getting an STD will still count as violating rule 5. Although STDs won't seem like a problem if you're never gonna fuck anyone, the Bothrioc Pidemme can still transmit it to you when you sit and let Tamwolf beat the Bothrioc up. You can also get Dr. Lash's help instead, but it's generally better to get it out of the way as soon as possible.
5.Buy a bimbo siegwulfe. They will hit the enemy with tease damage, which is absolutely necessary. (Incorrect information, siegwulfe is level-locked.)
6. Buy a metric fuck ton of EMP grenades. This may seem like a waste of credits, but EMP grenades will be more reliable than anything else you buy, as they act in the same manner as Carpet Grenades. Since your stats will suck, it'd be more reliable to use those over literally anything else, even if you will waste tons of them per battle.
7. Seek out shield increasing items. These will be necessary if you wanna use the B.D.S or the S.D.S, which will make encounters a breeze.
8. Get yourself a Vamp Blade & Warden Shield. This will be especially useful and necessary in the Urbolg fight unless you've done everything you physically could to boost your shields. In my case, I lusted Urbolg out with Gray Goo Armor spam... after a kajillion attempts, and with several times of him not giving up at 80 lust like he should be.
9. It should go without saying, but Atma armor is mandatory here, or something airtight. It'll make it so that you won't get destroyed by Bothrioc Pidemme foes as unfortunately they are hard-coded to keep attempting to slather you with oil, allowing your Tamwolf to rip them to shreds while you do nothing for what will indefinitely be 220+ turns later. It'll also make the Vanae have to grapple you if they wanna increase your lust, potentially allowing you to fight them long enough to win.
10. On note of Tamwolf, pick up Tamwolf.
11. Keep the Platinum 190. You need it to get past the guards, otherwise you cannot beat them.
12. Free Dane from his cage. This will give you the actual fighting chance you need as you do nothing but spam EMP grenades.
13. For the final fight, you WILL need Aphro Daisies. This is the "only" lust grenade you can get before Dhaal. After that, it is smooth sailing. I would've thought Lusttoxin from the Myrellion Quest would've worked, but it doesn't count as a grenade when it obviously should, as it is releasing pheromones like the Aphro Daisy is.
That's about it from there. If you truly want to attempt this challenge, have fun resigning yourself to this torture, as Mhen'ga will be your most immediate hurdle, with Dane being the biggest challenge. You don't have many options, as obviously the game expects you to actually sleep, even if you don't take perks or raise your stats. The only option is to make yourself really use your money.
And don't even try to win against the Praetorians legitimately. There is absolutely no chance in doing so, the chances of winning are most definitely abysmal.
Done some edits throughout all of these for some clarifications(and was busy with IRL stuff in-between).
If anyone wants to try and break more progress than I've already made, file here.
First however, some rules for this challenge to those that dare attempt it:
1. You are not allowed to be penetrated. If you are penetrated, you have failed the run and must reload a save, or restart the game.
2. You are not allowed to level up, as you are perfect exactly the way you are. This means that you cannot sleep, as sleeping forces you to level up, thereby increasing your max HP. I would allow leveling up to take drone only stuff, but it isn't quite fully the same as having somebody else fight for you, and having already done a drone only run, it isn't any different from this, except that you stonewall at Urbolg, since your drone struggles immensely from taking down his shields at this point.
3. You must have no more than 1 crewmember, that of which being Anno. You can go without Anno if you want, but Anno is a crewmember mainly for convenience in regards to later parts of the run. You can get Sera/Reaha as long as you treat them as beneath you.
4. You need to have a cock to impregnate the Raskvel Female 5 times, or 5 other NPCs, as it would unlock Breedwell. This rule is entirely optional as it may be possible to do the entire run without a cock, but you'll find that your money is very, very small in size, and it may be unreasonable to grind enemy encounters for so long since that and selling crystals is the only way, and even attempting to get crystals will be dangerous as of the current patch.
5. You cannot, by any means, be subservient or a slut, as you're too prudish for it. You can have no more than 1 orgasm per day (variant get around: You can only relieve your lust with your crewmate(s) on ship, and fuck others in safe places.), so you better stock up on Focus Pills. You also cannot walk in public spaces while covered in cum.
6. With the exception of the Nova Crew and saving Ula (because Lust Toxin doesn't work the same as an Aphro Daisy for some reason, if Lust Toxin is changed to be the same as Aphro Daisy's item type, do not save Ula.), you may not help others even if it is to your future benefit. You will kill Taivara and Olympia. If you can achieve a Good End without sparing the Nova crew/Saving Ula, more power to you, but Gray Goo Armor will more than likely be necessary for unresistable tease spam.
7. You are not allowed to gain new perks or become visibly inhuman. You cannot grow/have wings no matter what, and you're not allowed to take the Treatment.
8. The only way to achieve success in this run is by achieving a Good End or the InsemPro along with the dick necessary to farm it out with. Since the InsemPro would allow you to generate enough cum to have a massive amount of perfectly safe and legal money generated per day (Roughly around the amount of cash Alex has on them) after Vanae Cum is modded into your system (mod yourself back to near your original race ASAP though) in Breedwell, you can have the run end here if you wish, since by all technicality you would be able to get rich enough to live a comfortable, long life.
9. You will not be insulted. You are not allowed to run away from a fight, and must always fight when prompted.
10. You cannot increase your stats beyond what is given in the character creation. This rule is also optional, but having reduced chances when you already have really low chances sucks pretty bad.
11. No cheats. This should be self-explanatory, you naturally should be limited to items you can only get in the planet progression.
Now with the rules out of the way, here's what you need to know if you wanna succeed...
1. Choose any starting race that does not have wings. If you wanna stick to the whole "being the rival" thing, then become a human with blonde hair and blue eyes. Gender can be whatever.
2. Take Ice Cold. Ice Cold will increase your tease damage the stronger your willpower is, which will be useful for Mhen'ga only.
3. Choose Tech Specialist. It is mandatory that you take Tech Specialist, as you cannot win the Dane encounter without stun-locking Dane, since your shields and HP will be depleted faster than Kiro after Kiro Quest 2 can cum. Since you also have no combat drone at level one much less a good one, you effectively have to do this.
4. Make yourself STD immune with Tika. Getting an STD will still count as violating rule 5. Although STDs won't seem like a problem if you're never gonna fuck anyone, the Bothrioc Pidemme can still transmit it to you when you sit and let Tamwolf beat the Bothrioc up. You can also get Dr. Lash's help instead, but it's generally better to get it out of the way as soon as possible.
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6. Buy a metric fuck ton of EMP grenades. This may seem like a waste of credits, but EMP grenades will be more reliable than anything else you buy, as they act in the same manner as Carpet Grenades. Since your stats will suck, it'd be more reliable to use those over literally anything else, even if you will waste tons of them per battle.
7. Seek out shield increasing items. These will be necessary if you wanna use the B.D.S or the S.D.S, which will make encounters a breeze.
8. Get yourself a Vamp Blade & Warden Shield. This will be especially useful and necessary in the Urbolg fight unless you've done everything you physically could to boost your shields. In my case, I lusted Urbolg out with Gray Goo Armor spam... after a kajillion attempts, and with several times of him not giving up at 80 lust like he should be.
9. It should go without saying, but Atma armor is mandatory here, or something airtight. It'll make it so that you won't get destroyed by Bothrioc Pidemme foes as unfortunately they are hard-coded to keep attempting to slather you with oil, allowing your Tamwolf to rip them to shreds while you do nothing for what will indefinitely be 220+ turns later. It'll also make the Vanae have to grapple you if they wanna increase your lust, potentially allowing you to fight them long enough to win.
10. On note of Tamwolf, pick up Tamwolf.
11. Keep the Platinum 190. You need it to get past the guards, otherwise you cannot beat them.
12. Free Dane from his cage. This will give you the actual fighting chance you need as you do nothing but spam EMP grenades.
13. For the final fight, you WILL need Aphro Daisies. This is the "only" lust grenade you can get before Dhaal. After that, it is smooth sailing. I would've thought Lusttoxin from the Myrellion Quest would've worked, but it doesn't count as a grenade when it obviously should, as it is releasing pheromones like the Aphro Daisy is.
That's about it from there. If you truly want to attempt this challenge, have fun resigning yourself to this torture, as Mhen'ga will be your most immediate hurdle, with Dane being the biggest challenge. You don't have many options, as obviously the game expects you to actually sleep, even if you don't take perks or raise your stats. The only option is to make yourself really use your money.
And don't even try to win against the Praetorians legitimately. There is absolutely no chance in doing so, the chances of winning are most definitely abysmal.
Done some edits throughout all of these for some clarifications(and was busy with IRL stuff in-between).
If anyone wants to try and break more progress than I've already made, file here.
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