The "I can't believe nobody has made a porn game parody of this yet!" thread.

Jash

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OK, take this thread as a thinkly-veiled "I really WISH someone would make a porn game parody of this!" thread if you like, because that's basically what it is, but hey, feel free to join in too!

With so many anime, cartoon, film and gaming properties forming the basis of porn parodies of them, some of them even really good (such as Noxian Nights, Four Elements Trainer and most of Akabur's stuff), what are the things you're shocked that nobody has adapted yet, or would really want them to?

For my part, I really wish someone would make a porn game version of NetEase's Onmyoji game, largely because it's such an obvious concept. Onmoyji is basically "ancient Japanese sorcerer Pokemon" already, with handsome young onmyoji Abe no Seimei making contracts with a huge variety of yokai and binding them to him as his servant shikigami. And when you consider these shikigami can include gorgeous, sexy, provocatively-dressed sexpots like Yoto Hime, Aoandon, Higanbana, Enenra, Mio, Shiranui, and other pretty (if less blatantly sexualised) beauties like Hana, Sakura, Momo, Miketsu, Yuki-Onna, Chin and Enma, not to mention a variety of attractive monstergirls/furries like Hakuro, Kiyohime, Jorogumo, Hone Onna, Koi and Ittan-Momen, plus Seimei's beautiful companion Yaobikuni... well the concept just writes itself. Just make a simple RPG game like Onmyoji itself only with only female shikigami, where Seimei can improve his bond with them through... obvious means. Hell, you could even make it bisexual or even just a straight yaoi version (the game has a huge yaoi fanbase anyway) with shikis like Shuten Doji, Ibaraki Doji, Ichimokuren, Onikiri and Seimei's ally Hiromasa. I can only imagine the main reason nobody has ever made it yet is that it's not well-known enough.

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I also can't believe nobody has made a Dead or Alive porn parody yet- whether an actual simple fighting game, or a visual novel or what. I mean there was that Kasumi-raping flash game from years back, I guess, but I don't recall ever having seen anything more in-depth. I guess DoA is so oversexualised already that making a porn parody of it feels redundant.

Anyone else think of any other properties they'd give a lot to see made into porn games?
 
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Obscure

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the Dragon Age games i'd love to see turned into a porn game

That's what Roundscape wanted to be. Though after they started amassing the money they had to shuffle over to inspired territory.

Parody is not the shield you want.
 
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Tinman

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I'm kind of surprised someone hasn't started a Reincarnated as a Slime porn game. The main character gets his unique skill, Predator, by promising himself that he'll ravish all the gorgeous women he can find in the next life. The first intelligent being he meets is a tsundere dragon. And the world he's in allows even hideous bestial monsters to turn into beautiful women after being named. It was basically designed for porn parodies, from Shion's massive cleavage to Millim's constantly exposed ass.
 

Number13

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There are heaps of potential works that would be good to see a parody of. Akame Ga Kill would be an interesting action parody that I would like to see.

For ones i'm surprised with however, I'm surprised there are none for One Piece or Fairy tail. Their settings could easily fit with a parody.
 

Merilirem

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Sometimes it feels like the things with the most parody potential are the ones no one really does.
 

Tinman

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There are heaps of potential works that would be good to see a parody of. Akame Ga Kill would be an interesting action parody that I would like to see.

For ones i'm surprised with however, I'm surprised there are none for One Piece or Fairy tail. Their settings could easily fit with a parody.

I'm positive I've seen a One Piece parody somewhere before, although it was low quality and mostly just involved undressing a poorly drawn Nami through some minigame.
 

Jash

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I'm positive I've seen a One Piece parody somewhere before, although it was low quality and mostly just involved undressing a poorly drawn Nami through some minigame.
Probably one of those countless cheap "Meet & Fuck" games. Think I've seen that one myself. Anyway, everyone knows Boa Hancock is the hottest woman in that series.
 

megabozoman

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one i'm surprised about is stella glow considering 2 of the characters for about 90ish% of the game dressed like this
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bewilder

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the Dragon Age games i'd love to see turned into a porn game

This... would be wonderful. And yet... I also feel a poor attempt would just hurt my soul... Now you make me both want it and to hope nobody ever has the idea for real just in case!

On a similar note, I recently got into a tiny chat with a fellow artist on Deviant Art (the other DA!) about having a Mass Effect game where you can play Miranda (or one of the other ladies either I guess). That could be a pretty sweet porn-parody-verse to delve into... if, you know... it didn't come with the same above problem. Thoughts?
 

futatiger

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This... would be wonderful. And yet... I also feel a poor attempt would just hurt my soul... Now you make me both want it and to hope nobody ever has the idea for real just in case!

On a similar note, I recently got into a tiny chat with a fellow artist on Deviant Art (the other DA!) about having a Mass Effect game where you can play Miranda (or one of the other ladies either I guess). That could be a pretty sweet porn-parody-verse to delve into... if, you know... it didn't come with the same above problem. Thoughts?
you can find a Mass Effect porn parody where you can play as a male, female, or shemale Shepard here: https://www.patreon.com/kosmosgames
 

bewilder

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you can find a Mass Effect porn parody where you can play as a male, female, or shemale Shepard here: https://www.patreon.com/kosmosgames

Would you believe I actually came across just that think all of an hour or two after posing the question? Funny how when things come to mind you suddenly notice things from the crowd you've been blind too all along, eh?

Still... how about that Dragon Age idea huh? Get some lisping Liliana in the diet, and that's just for starters. *Sigh*... One day...