Starting Over [Archangel] [Discontinued]

[Floozer]

The creature takes the stab in the arm and responds by punching Kai clean in the side, sending pain through his body and his body through the air only to crash into the snow once more. The yeti pulls the spear from his arm and frowns at the blood flow "Well that stings.."

 

[Archangel99]

He quickly grabs his sword, his teeth bared as he growls in pain. This time, he hangs back a bit, motioning for Chasey to try and distract him.

 

[Floozer]

Chasey runs up behind it and jumps onto its shoulders, her claws digging into his hide as she bites at his neck "RAwr! Die die die you giant bastard!"

The yeti just looks annoyed, trying to pull her off "Let go you annoying nat... i wanna rape you later!"

 

[Archangel99]

With him distracted, Kai runs up and jumps once more, again beating his wings for extra lift, and stabs the Yeti downwards through the throat, and trying to drag the blade down to cause more damage.

 

[Floozer]

The yeti sees him coming and spins around, smacking Kai aside with Chasey's body before throwing the spunky chimera at him, making them both flop onto the floor in a bundle.

"Ever get the feeling... you got the wrong mutations?"

 

[Archangel99]

"Oi. Chasey. We need a plan." He grunts, sitting up and holding her with an arm around her waist. "You fly above him, and if he jumps, I'll grab my spear and keep it right below him. It'll break, sure, but at least the bastard will be dead!" He whispers in her ear.

 

[Floozer]

"Again, you assume that will just work... he hasn't exactly been mister speedy this whole time!"

Meanwhile the yeti is playfully chasing a terrified Hina around, trying to steal her clothes away.

 

[Archangel99]

"Will you just shut up about the assuming!? Plans are all about fucking assumptions! Just try and distract him! Fly above his head! Go!" He growls, pushing her forward as he looks for his spear.

 

[Floozer]

Chasey hisses at him but flies up anyway. As for the spear.. it uh... it's around here somehwere... right? Kind of hard to tell with all this damn snow... and Hina is missing her shirt now, her breasts bouncing around freely.

 

[Archangel99]

He concentrates on trying to find the spear, quickly searching in the area where he thinks the Yeti threw it.

 

[Floozer]

Chasey starts trying to bother the yeti from above who simply swats at the flying girl, muttering how annoying she is and how she should just wait paitently for the dick.

Kai eventually finds his spear way off to the right, buried int he snow.

 

[Archangel99]

He quickly scrambles and grabs the spear, before turning to face the Yeti. This time, he moves slowly and quietly, utilising his years of stalking animals to get as close as possible without the Yeti noticing, and then stabbing him in the balls from below.

 

[Floozer]

As the yeti finally gets hina's overalls off, leaving her in just her boots, the spear finds its mark and impales his balls. He screams so loud it makes Kai's ears ring painfully and his giant meaty fist punches Kai square in the face, sending him flying once more as he yanks out the spear and falls to his knees, swearing up a storm.

 

[Archangel99]

As much as it hurts to do so, he sits up and grins, before grabbing his sword and running up behind the Yeti, trying to stab it in the head, neck, or spine. Whichever one has the highest chance of hitting!

 

[Floozer]

Kai gets a good stab in the back only to be back handed across the floor once again. Chasey jumps on his back and bashes his head with a rock she found, but he simply throws her off and into a tree. Seems anything short of a fatal blow won't stop this beast.

 

[Archangel99]

"Fucking hell! Why won't this bastard die!?" He snarls, grabbing his sword once more and starting to circle around, looking for a chance to stab him in the neck.

 

[Floozer]

The yeti swipes at Kai, trying to keep him back despite his numorous injuries.

(Gotta go)

 

[Archangel99]

He snarls at the Yeti each time he gets swiped at, and then tries to pull a trick. "Whoa! What the fuck is that!?" He yells, pointing behind the Yeti at nothing.

 

[Floozer]

In his pained confusion he turns and swings at the nothingness behind him.

 

[Archangel99]

Seeing the chance, he quickly runs up behind the Yeti and jumps onto its back, stabbing it in the neck for a fatal blow.

 

[Floozer]

The sword cuts clean through his neck, ending the yeti's life and promptly getting stuck... not much time to celebrate though as the giant heavy beast is now falling over backwards where Kai is currently hanging on.

 

[Archangel99]

"Waaah! Crap!" He yelps, trying to scramble backwards to avoid getting crushed by the giant.

 

[Floozer]

Kai just barely manages to get out of the way... but the loud metallic crack lets everyoen know that sword is done for.

Chasey comes over and prods the beast with her foot "Hmm... think he finally went down.."

Hina on the other hand looks rather miffed, standing there naked in nothing but her boots.

 

[Archangel99]

"Yeah. I fuck hope so..." He grumbles, before looking at Chasey. "Help Hina find her clothes. Don't stray too far, that's an order! On the other hand, cutting up this bastard will take a while." He says, taking out his carving knife and getting to work.

 

[Floozer]

Chasey shrugs and starts looking around while Kai sets to work. The Yeti's hide is tougher than leather and progress is slow.

"Umm... I found what is left of her shirt... her overalls are fine though!"

 

[Archangel99]

"Let her just wear the overalls. Unless she wants to wear a ruined shirt. And FUCK this bastard is tough as fuck!" He growls, ripping through a particularly hard patch with a vengeance.

 

[Floozer]

hina just grumbles and puts her overalls on, looking like some lewd poster girl with her breasts on display under the suspenders.

"Well yea, he took attack after attack from weapons and claws without so much as a flinch, of course he is tough! If he was wearing a crotch plate we would have been screwed!"

 

[Archangel99]

"Yeah... Good thing he was overconfident enough to not wear any protection... And yes, I fight dirty. I don't give a fuck." He says, yanking on a few strips of skin. "And it was smarter traveling in a group, or I'd be dead by now!"

 

[Floozer]

"I am more surprised you are still functioning, let alone standing, given how many times he smacked you around that fight."

As if jinxing it, Kai feels his legs start to buckle and the previous ignored pain starts to trickle all over his body.

 

[Archangel99]

"Gaaaaah... Thanks for fucking reminding me about it!" He groans, his hands slipping a bit as the fatigue and cold starts to set in again. He tries to hurry up with skinning the Yeti, wanting to get a coat before he freezes.