Starting Over [Archangel] [Discontinued]

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"It sounds to me like you need to-" another ground shaking thud "talk to her yourself about the matter."
 

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"I will. I was just wondering if you had any advice." He murmurs, before looking back down at her. "But what about you? How have you been... Feeling?" He asks, reaching up to cup her face in his hands.
 

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"I have been fine. i learn more every day, making my own opinion on things and generally seeing the world in my own light rather than the light given to me."
 

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"That's good. And... What about... Us...?" He murmurs, looking into her eyes. "Have you given some thought to that?"
 

Floozer

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"I... am sorry. I am still thinking about it. Every day you change a little bit more... it is hard to form a solid opinion."
 

Archangel99

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Well... That just proves it. She's lost interest in me. That's fucking wonderful.

"Ah. Who knew such a powerful AI could find it hard to make a decision, huh?" He says, forcing a smile, before looking around. "I think I'll go uh... Sharpen my spear or something..." He says, turning and walking away, rubbing at his eyes. He wasn't crying. Nope. Just a little bit of dust in there...
 

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She watches him go with a sad expression on her face before turning to watch Maul work.

Well that was a bit rough, but such is the trials of love eh champ?
 

Archangel99

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Yeah. Now cue the part where I turn into an emotionless guy devoid of feeling any connection to people, and just uses them as a means to an end. Or for sex.

He picks up his bident and starts cleaning the tips, trying to get the blood off.
 

Floozer

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If you start down that path I will have to beat you senseless. Come on, she is just one girl, plenty more to go for!

The blood has dried onto the metal, gotta use his claws to flake it off.
 

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I was being sarcastic. It's just... She's the first one I actually liked. Chasey is more of a... Best friend with benefits sort of thing.

He starts trying to carefully scratch the blood off with his claws.
 

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Well she did say she was still thinking... you could always still have a good shot! If not, got plenty of demons down here that like snarky humans like you... or you could just grab an imp or two.

It is slow work but he is surely making progress.
 

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Right. I don't even know where the next portal to hell is. If I did, I'd make a beeline for it and spend the rest of my life down there. Certainly seems to be nicer down there, at least. At least you're not getting dumped by a robot. And if she was still thinking about it till now, she's going to be thinking about it forever. Or worse, until I lose interest in her.

He starts scraping harder, putting more anger and force behind each scratch.
 

Floozer

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Hey now, that goes against our little bargain. Is she really that important? Sure she is likely the only android in the world but whatever man, you can't force it really.

It flakes off faster now, though he is scratching up the surface.
 

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"Yes, she really is that important. What would you know? You have a whole harem of slaves! You hardly need love! You're the fucking immortal Queen of Hell, and I'm just some random fucking mortal trying to get by in my short, pathetic life, okay!?" He snaps at her.

He unintentionally scrapes too hard, getting a bit of metal under his claw and cutting the skin beneath. He grunts in pain, picking out the sliver with his teeth, before going back to scratching away at the blood, though less angry this time.
 

Floozer

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Silence hangs over the connection for a moment. I will let that one go because you are upset right now. But I didn't become "Immortal Queen of Hell" in a single day. I had to try hard, scraping my way to the top from a dingy little apartment. I suffered, I lost, I gained and most importantly... I didn't give up just because it didn't go my way the first time. As for my "Whole harem of Slaves" well, when you come down here to visit, you may be a bit surprised.

Further investigation shows he bent one of the two points down in his anger.
 

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"Yeah. Sure. I'm just going to cut this short before I say something I'll regret. Bye." He replies, before cutting off the connection and staring down at his bent spear. Wonderful. Now even this was useless. He growls and throws it as hard as he can into a random bush, before dropping his head into his hands and gripping his own hair. "What the fuck am I doing...?" He mumbles to himself, staring at the ground.
 

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A near by tree suddenly unfolds two arms and two legs before walking over and sitting next to him "Well that depends on where you want to end up." It says calmly.
 

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"WHAT THE SWEET FU-!?" He yells, falling back and scrambling away, looking for his crowbar. "Fuck fuck fuck! Not like this!" He growls, looking around for anything heavy he could use as a weapon.
 

Floozer

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The tree holds up its hands "Woa woa woa... i'm like.. not trying to hurt you dude... you just look like you needed to talk so I stepped up bro."
 

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He narrows his eyes at him for a moment. "Wait a minute. You mean... You're not like... The others...?" He mutters, getting to his feet.
 

Floozer

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"You mean those crazy feral dudes? Haha, no. I just like being one with nature ya know? So I just like, stay out of other peoples way."
 

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"I... See..." He murmurs, walking back to his earlier position and sitting down next to the tree guy. "So uhh... Yeah. Been... Going through some... Issues." He mutters, scratching his head. "Relationship issues."
 

Floozer

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"Oh man, that can be real harsh and stuff. I went through a few back in the day as well... real hard to keep those moving smooth."
 

Floozer

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"To be honest with you dude, most of them didn't actually smooth back out. you just respect that sometimes it doesn't work out. But the one that did... we just talked. We had a heart to heart, really hashed out how we were feeling you know?"
 

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"Well... This is an android. She thinks about things in a purely logical way. I doubt... I'm starting to doubt there's any real emotion there." He mutters.
 

Floozer

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"An android? Like from those old movies before the world went to heck? Woa dude that is far out! But if she is like those movie androids, she just doesn't understand what emotion is bro. you gotta like.... show her or something!"
 

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"Yeah. An actual android. And... How am I supposed to show her what real emotions are like?" He asks, the fact that this guy knew what movies in the old world were like completely flying over his head.
 

Floozer

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"Like... dude. You gotta SHOW her ya know? Like... she sees everything as black and white, just facts and reason. you gotta show her that crazy unreasonable side that love inspires in the hearts of all beings!"

(gotta go, early shift.)