so whats your headcanon with some ingame events?

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are there any events in the game that you thought played out strangely or not in line with what was previously presented and how did you choose to change them to fit better for lack of a smarter brain to come up with a better question?

eg,
the champ can fight rapey assholes, deranged cultists, demons, bimbugs, giants, etc etc, but then gets tossed on their ass by a moth and is so shaken in fear that they can barely stutter out a three word question
or like how they can take a full blast of hornt magik from an otherworldly portal explosion and still have the presence of mind to refuse a giant horsecocked amazon but then needing to be rescued by cait or mai when miko decides to start walking up to them
 
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Burnerbro

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I have to resort to headcannon quite often because the character for one of my current runs is a big, shy and soft cinammon bun of a White Mage and the other is literally Gul'dan. So no reaction or dialogue for any of the three distinct personality archetypes fit either of them fully. Honestly, that extra bit of work lets me immerse myself in the game quite a bit more.
how they can take a full blast of hornt magik from an otherworldly portal explosion and still have the presence of mind to refuse a giant horsecocked amazon but then needing to be rescued by cait or mai when miko decides to start walking up to them
My headcannon for this issimple: by the time you reach the floof den the Champ is just too worn down by the world's unceasing barrage of horny. Mortals want to fuck you, demons want to fuck you, spirits want to fuck you and freaking trees want to fuck you as well. You just learn to roll with it,

That and Miko has more raw Titty Energy

the champ can fight rapey assholes, deranged cultists, demons, bimbugs, giants, etc etc, but then gets tossed on their ass by a moth and is so shaken in fear that they can barely stutter out a three word question
Would you not be shaken by the presence of a transdimensional being older than the world itself? Alternatively, that's also Champ being in awe before the Power of Titty.

The funniest bit of headcanon I have to consistently apply is explaining how my cartoonishly evil, obviously demonic, crippled and somewhat socially inept orc Warlock manages to schmooze all the powerful people, be lawded as the hero and maintain many consensual relationships, all the while keeping the amount of angry stabbing and exploding people to a minimum.