Shorstack facts

[HeroicSpirit]

I decided to change this to make it more positive and more in-line with what I actually think.

1)While shortstacks would have, like any woman with wide hips and a good amount of fat on their body, cellulite and stretch marks, this doesn’t mean they don’t deserve love or that they’re unattractive! It’s a normal thing to have, so why be bothered by it?
2)You can pick them up, which is adorable!
3)You can help them with getting stuff off the shelf, or maybe even let them ride your shoulders to get stuff you can’t reach on your own!

 

[Kesil]

a) Unless stated, it's fantasy.
b) No shit, Sherlock. Othewise, they can do it with magic.
c) No shit, Sherlock. Otherwise, they can do it with magic.

 

[HeroicSpirit]

a) Unless stated, it's fantasy.
b) No shit, Sherlock. Othewise, they can do it with magic.
c) No shit, Sherlock. Otherwise, they can do it with magic.

I’m just saying, realistically, most of those sexy goblin girls people like here would have cellulite and stretch marks, especially stretch marks considering how often they get pregnant.

 

[Kesil]

Some people like creativity in their smut despite how things would turn out to be in real life. Said creativity can be very arbitrarily applied. Judging the aplication of logic upon fantasies and porn/erotica products is mostly pointless.

 

[null_blank]

Just get a step ladder.

...and who says the shortstack is the one who's gonna be pregnant all the time?

Spoiler

 

[ScarletteKnight]

Who gives a shit about stretch marks? I'm pretty sure every boob over an A-cup has them.

 

[HeroicSpirit]

Who gives a shit about stretch marks? I'm pretty sure every boob over an A-cup has them.

I suppose that’s true.

What about the cellulite, though?

 

[ScarletteKnight]

I suppose that’s true.

What about the cellulite, though?

Also very common, but if it really bothers them so much, both cellulite and stretch marks can be dealt with.

 

[Klaptrap]

It's a porn game.

 

[Savin]

What do you say to this?

Shorties are bottom-tier.

 

[Emerald]

High Class-tier kisses involve size-diff that has either you or your partner bending down to do it so I don't mind that.
As for stuff like shelves, easy, just pick them up.

 

[Tinman]

1) In real life, so do tall women. It's a porn game though so I don't have to worry about that.
2) I don't see the problem here. Also won't be true if we're sitting together.
3) I'm pretty used to getting stuff off of high shelves for people shorter than me despite being average height. Not really a problem.

 

[Evil]

So, I understand a lot of people here like Shortstacks, especially goblins, but here are some things you might not have considered about them:

1)They would have cellulite and stretch marks.
2)You would have to bend down to kiss them.
3)They can’t reach stuff on a tall shelf.

What do you say to this?

1 - Who cares? They're fictional.
2 - Let people have their fun.
3 - No, seriously, who cares?

 

[moobere]

1 - Who cares? They're fictional.
2 - Let people have their fun.
3 - No, seriously, who cares?

The 3rd one hit home...have u tried that shit Evil? Its hard

 

[HeroicSpirit]

Being honest, I was hoping for a reponse like:

1)That doesn’t matter, and I’d still love them
2)That just means I can pick them up.
3)I can put them on my shoulders to get that tall thing on the shelf

 

[ScarletteKnight]

1) In real life, so do tall women. It's a porn game though so I don't have to worry about that.

Oh yeah, there's this 6'3" lady I'm thirsty for (but she's straight...), and she doesn't like swimsuits because of it.

Also, thicc girls most certainly have this problem, and this place loves thicc girls.

 

[Evil]

The 3rd one hit home...have u tried that shit Evil? Its hard

Sorry, I haven't had that problem since I was 13 (6 foot tall guy here).

 

[moobere]

Sorry, I haven't had that problem since I was 13 (6 foot tall guy here).

LOL im 21 and im 5'6" as a ex-soccer player fuck me dude.

 

[Sullen Skull]

Using ancient imperial measurements, what would you say the height range is for Shortstacks?

 

[moobere]

Using ancient imperial measurements, what would you say the height range is for Shortstacks?

Maybe 5' and under?

 

[Evil]

LOL im 21 and im 5'6" as a ex-soccer player fuck me dude.

Sorry, I couldn't hear that. Should I get you a box to stand on?

what would you say the height range is for Shortstacks?

I'd say you'd be looking at someone under 5 foot.

 

[OofS]

LOL im 21 and im 5'6" as a ex-soccer player fuck me dude.

Lmao? You call that short? I’m 5’3 and most of the women where I live are 5’5 or under. I hardly meet any tall women besides one of my family members.

So, I understand a lot of people here like Shortstacks, especially goblins, but here are some things you might not have considered about them:

1)They would have cellulite and stretch marks.
2)You would have to bend down to kiss them.
3)They can’t reach stuff on a tall shelf.

What do you say to this?

Well, fuck you too, mate. I bet any “shortstacks” like myself wouldn’t want to kiss some giant asshole like you, anyways.

 

[HeroicSpirit]

I should note that I actually don’t have a problem with any of these things; I was just felt acting negative about them was more acceptable.

I just wanted to make a point about how the sort of shortstack people on this forum would likely look like.

 

[OofS]

I should note that I actually don’t have a problem with any of these things; I was just felt acting negative about them was more acceptable.

I just wanted to make a point about how the sort of shortstack people on this forum would likely look like.

Well, being short doesn’t get you cellulite. That’s more of a weight thing, not a height thing.

Also, tall guys scare me sometimes (Except Gene because he’s my monster husbando). I remember this guy at comic con was almost 7 ft and I thought I was witnessing an actual Sasquatch. I literally panicked.

I just get hotdog grabbers or a stool to get something on the top cabinets, I can still reach the bottom of it just fine though.

Tbh, I thought Anno was petite like my height when I first played tits, but when I read her appearance description saying she was 6ft, I couldn’t picture tall at all especially with Cheshire’s adorable bust.

 

[HeroicSpirit]

Well, being short doesn’t get you cellulite. That’s more of a weight thing, not a height thing.

Also, tall guys scare me sometimes (Except Gene because he’s my monster husbando). I remember this guy at comic con was almost 7 ft and I thought I was witnessing an actual Sasquatch. I literally panicked.

I just get hotdog grabbers or a stool to get something on the top cabinets, I can still reach the bottom of it just fine though.

True, but the term shortstack implies not just height but also having larger “asset.” Which means having wide hips and a fat ass. Otherwise, it would just be short.