[RPG Maker VX Ace] Caliross 0.9.15 Aug/24/2024

[mdqp]

A new update just dropped*! You too can indulge in your darkest fantasies** while playing Caliross, TODAY! Just Download the game here or at itch.io. Check the changelog here, if you can't remember why you are even playing this thing, and don't forget to have fun! ^_^

*Thankfully, the fall didn't cause any damage.
**Cheating at scrabble.

 

[mdqp]

The new hit from mdqp* is here! People were clamoring in the streets**, so we had to release this version today. Get the game here or at itch.io. Check the changelog here, support me if you like the game, but most importantly, have fun! ^_^


*Who is this guy?

**I mean, not for Caliross, but I saw a few people bickering on my way home yesterday.

 

[mdqp]

The new update* is out! I'd buy that for a dollar**! Well, I would if this version wasn't free anyway. Get the game here or at itch.io. Check the changelog here, if you like numbers going up!

*I mean, the old update is also out, but why would you want to talk about that one?

**The lowest tier on Patreon to access the patrons-only build is $2, however.

 

[mdqp]

It's the game you have all been waiting for*! Get this gem of an RPG here or at itch.io. Check the changelog here, as you wonder if this isn't all just an elaborate prank!

According to an official* poll ran by the "ministry of smut and safety".

**The ministry itself is not official, since apparently "my bedroom isn't an independent nation" according to the police.

 

[mdqp]

The march of progress in the smut industry cannot be stopped*! This new update to our best-selling product DOUBLED the excitment from all the scenes**! Get the game here or at itch.io. Check the changelog here, to confirm I am at least doing something other than raising the number for each release.


*It can be slowed down to a crawl, however.

**Clinical trials were not run to verify these absurd claims.

 

[mdqp]

Like a refreshing rain in the middle of summer, I am here to ruin your vacation make you truly happy with a great surprise*: It's a new Caliross release!. Get the public version here or at itch.io. Check the changelog here, marvel at the absolute thiccness** of it!

*As surprising as a monthly schedule can be, anyway.
**The changelog is thicc-er than the protagonist, clearly I am doing something wrong.

 

[mdqp]

The neverending development continues in a shocking twist* of events: we have another Caliross update!. Get the public version here or at itch.io. Read the changelog here, question your sanity* and then go back to playing the game!

*As much of a twist as a pet animal knocking shit off your furniture.

**Questioning my sanity isn't allowed, no matter how much the changelog makes you worry about me.