Puppy Penis Parser Problems

[JDeko]

Not quite a bug, I don't think, but I usually keep my Steele's dongler between 8-11in and as of late I've been getting a ton of "cucumber" descriptions. Much like the old days of "your human tongue" it gets a bit distracting from the scene when my dick is being compared to a cucumber so much instead of the many varieties of "dog dick" and "puppy pecker".

Anyone else finding the parser system being a bit... uninspired[?] as of late?

 

[Fenoxo]

Might just be a spot of bad luck combined with that size range having one of the smallest adjective sets. That said cucumber might stand out after a while. I could tweak it so the other length adjectives are 3-4 more common than the veggie variety.

 

[Fenoxo]

On the off chance that it calls for statistic adjectives, i'm lowering the % chance of length being referenced by 10% around there, then ramping it up after.

Also throwing a wrench into the works - "wrench-length". Racking my brain for some more to toss in the pile.

 

[Noob Salad]

if(silly) "footlong"

 

[Lkynmbr24]

Lol @ throwing the literal wrench into it.

How bout sausage or hot dog length or... uh... bleh, I'm hungry now.

 

[Fenoxo]

Added "large" into that bracket and "beefy" to the next one up, whynot. Also threw a few other adjectives in other places.

 

[Fenoxo]

hot-dogs are smaller than 7". And footlong is the category above.

 

[Fenoxo]

Also made the "pant-ripping" change to "panty-destroying" for PC's with high femininity.

 

[JDeko]

Is there a way to get the type-specific references to come up more often along with size ones? It could be confirmation bias but I remember getting canine themed descripts a lot more in CoC and early TiTS whereas lately I got a lot more Cucumber ones. I'm really thankful for all your interest and work, I do have a soft spot in my heart for "Doggie Dong" from the old days and I'm guessing some other folk might like hearing about their Horse/Cat/Demon/Tanuki/etc dick.

 

[ayla_mao]

yo thats some dope ass alliteration