[Patreon] Ninja Fuck (Awesome Adult Game)

Bokky

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Hi. I am creating Adult Game. You can download first version here and play it for free. I am interested in your feedback.

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Platform: Windows, Mac.
Language: English, Russian.

Description:
The hero of the game receives a flash drive, on which there is a program capable of monitoring any person on the planet Earth.
But there is one problem. Because of that flash drive, a hero is being hunted by a ninja.
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Fetishes (for now):
- spying
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Kesil

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"Internet fetishism comes in all sorts of stripes, after all, so you can't really say "DIS A PORN GAME" and have any tangible meaning from it."
-Magic Ted
 

ThatOneJester

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What is it about?
What fetishes are in the game?
What should I make for dinner?
All very good questions that need to be answered...
 

Jash

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Yeah, I think this is the point where we've reached critical mass. "I'm making a porn game!" Is that it? Well, why should we give a shit? So are literally THOUSANDS of people.
 
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Tinman

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The most interesting thing about the post is that the girl doesn't have ginormous boobs. Even on it's own I'm almost tempted to actually check out the Patreon for more info. "Almost" being the key word here.
 

Bronzechair

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Marketing-wise, I'm disappointed. You have one patron (who wasn't there a couple hours ago) and no history of accomplishment, so you very least you could do is provide details about your game. Lurking the forum for at least a few minutes before throwing down your generic, copy-pasted message would quickly clue you in on how posters here like things done. We know nothing about your game other than the platform, language, and that you really want to get paid for it.

I decided to humor you anyway, because something about this particular game irked me. First off, virus scans showed positive results from various no-name scanners, which seem to think it's a trojan. I'm going to assume these are false positives, but if you're doing anything weird that might set off antivirus programs, please stop. You will not be able to shake that reputation.

On to the game itself. The cursor keeps breaking because Unity is stupid and hates mouse controls, which is annoying when you only play the game with the mouse. The dialogue and story are complete nonsense, though I found the lousy writing unintentionally funny. I guess there are supposed to be a lot of anime and spy movie references, though I didn't quite get them, half as a matter of not being into anime and half because the writing didn't quite get it across. I would recommend you invest in a proofreader, since it's somewhat unpleasant to read at times. Speaking of reading... The gameplay is... not great, or really even what I'd call gameplay. You have inane conversations with people for way too long, have bizarre run-ins with people you really shouldn't, and kill a dozen low-quality ninja by clicking on them. I'm also wondering what the deal is with the images. They're very grainy for no apparent reason, and the ones that make this an adult "game" (which itself is questionable, since they're just a girl taking a shower) and not a silly super-spy visual novel are locked behind the paywall.

I didn't go all the way through because I thought it was boring, but my first impression is that it needs a lot of work in advertising, gameplay mechanics, and writing.

May 30th at 1:08am
Ninja Fuck Game v.1 for 5$ Patrons

May 30th at 1:59am
Ninja Fuck Game v.1 for 1$ Patrons

May 30th at 2.38am
Ninja Fuck Game v.1 free for public.

Excuse me for being blunt, but this is as obvious of an attempt at cash grab as it gets in my opinion.

The Patron tiers unlock the adult art and let you get the latest release sooner (which is insane, because the $1 version is still a month(!!) behind, the $5 is a fortnight behind, and the $20 is the latest), and $5 & $20 let you use the chapter select, which is such a basic feature it should be stock for everyone.

What is it about?
What fetishes are in the game?
What should I make for dinner?
All very good questions that need to be answered...

1. I'm not... entirely sure. Some people get murdered, a spy offers you a million bucks to do an errand for him, and some ninjas try to kill you, and some girl moves in with you because you want to watch her shower.
2. No fetishes. You're a guy, there's a girl, and sometimes she takes showers.
3. Boiled pure beef hot dogs on rye bread with mayonnaise and sea salt.
 

Evil

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I see workers in high-vis vests, holding flares and waving them.
There's a giant neon sign and it says "ANY OTHER GAME IN EXISTENCE!"

There's no screenshots, no summing up of the game or its story.
It looks like a blatant attempt to con money out of people.
 

Bokky

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Important Update!

The first version of the game was updated:

- The game can be now run on computers with 32-bit architecture.

- The game window can be adjusted to the resolution of the computer.

- The Russian version of the game is added.

- Fixed some bugs in the translation.

Special thanks to my first patrons!
 

Bokky

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Bronzechair, thank you for playing my game and your feedback.

This game does not have a virus.

I hope that after the last update the game is much better on your computer.

This is just the beginning of the game. Next versions will be even more interesting.

I want players to unlock the main functions for only 1$. 5$ and 20$ rewards are only for those who want to support me.
 
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redpenguin

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Bronzechair, thank you for playing my game and your feedback.

This game does not have a virus.

I hope that after the last update the game is much better on your computer.

This is just the beginning of the game. Next versions will be even more interesting.

I want players to unlock the main functions for only 1$. 5$ and 20$ tiers are only for those who want to support me.

So this game is just a phishing virus and/or scam with the laziest attempt at promotion in porn game history.
 
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Jash

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So this game is just a phishing virus and/or scam with the laziest attempt at promotion in porn game history.
Harsh, and probably unfair. If it was a phising virus I highly doubt he'd be trying to circulate it on PATREON of all places. Way too much of a chance of it being traced back to him. Of course, he could just be a really STUPID crook who thinks he's being clever, but I think it's more likely it's just generating false positives on the virus scanner (I've seen a lot of games do that; MONMUSU's legit release on Steam keeps getting its .exe confiscated by Avast, forcing me to go to the virus chest and force it to put it back).

Won't contest you about the lousy promotion, though.
 
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redpenguin

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It was a joke obviously the odds of it being a virus are very low however because he had posted that it wasn't a virus but nothing about the plot it seemed fishy (hence phishing virus gag).
 
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