If you got on your knees and begged Dr. Lash in your ditz-tastic speech patterns for him to fix you, and bobbed a oversized credit chip in his face, do you really think he would say no?
Yes, I want to shove oversized things in his face and... wait. Makes sense and all, so someone write it already! Geez!
Am kind of sad for Lingutrax, since it would ALSO be a way to obtain ditz-speech without cow or other (more or less weird) bimbo aesthetics and mind cripplin' stuff. I am weird is all.