When scavenging the internet, looking for adult games that are worth playing, my only options are dlsite.com. Where most games are written in alien. Or Patreon, the nexus of unfinished and abandoned games.
Problems I have with Japanese games:
-I can't read it, and some games are text heavy. Excuse me for not giving up my psychology studies, in order to learn Japanese for the sake of porn.
There are fan translations, but seeing their "progress", it's faster to actually learn Japanese then to wait for those people.
-You need to change your pc region to Japanese. Which can cause problems like antivirus not updating anymore.
-You mostly play as a little girl in tentacle town.
What if I don't like that? They do have quite a good collection of femdom games, if I could actually read any of it.
Then we go to Patreon, because no other country besides Japan has figured out that porn games might actually sell well? Where's the English dlsite? Not to be confused with dlsite in English.
Anyway, I'm looking at some Patreon games which usually start something like this:
"We are a passionate two man army that want's to spread joy and orgasms through out the ages. Please check out are new game called "The Landscape Tilt-a-whirl Sonic Boom."
Pardon me citizen, but could you add a description of your game? Description. In words. Like I'm using right now. Your game title doesn't help either.
So after checking their pre-alpha-demo-broken-release version -0.3, I'm seeing what they are about. It's not exactly what I'm looking for, but it's a good start. Let's see their latest version. Maybe this will convince me to pay for a game that isn't finished.
"Release 0.5. Locked. Patrons only $10."
What did you release? What did you add? Why do I have to pay for something I can't even see? Is it too hard to copy/paste that description?
Lord Fenoxo posts every update. I can see progress and what they are doing.
Let's look at Patron reward tier levels. Shit.
Fenoxo Fenfen's ("Fenfen"? Really?) Patreon reads:
"Pledge $5 or more per month
Basic Backer: Get access to backer builds weeks before they go public."
Look how clear this description is. I know exactly what I'm getting here. The other tiers are clear as well.
Now let's look at how you should NOT give rewards:
"Pony Tier
$3 or more per Picture or Chapter, or Game Update"
What? I just want to play the game and I have money. I don't care about the pictures? What pictures are you even talking about? Chapters? This game doesn't have chapters. What do you mean? How many game updates are we talking about?
Look at Fenoxo's Patreon. Look. At. It. And that's coming from someone who isn't even pledged to TiTs.
After waiting for updates, they either add content that is the opposite of what's already in the game:
"Do you like women dominating you in a dungeon with lightsabers? Now you can transform in a werewolf and have sex with guys!"
That's not what I paid for, nor what I asked for. Please stop.
Or they come with an apology: "Sorry for not updating as frequently. A dragon attacked my city and infected us with X44 type B. We have to pay tribute to Wonder Woman or else we will all be cat food."
I'm not making fun of people having problems. I get sick all the time. But maybe start small. Make a short finished game. You won't be burned out as much.
CoC wasn't built in a day.
Problems I have with Japanese games:
-I can't read it, and some games are text heavy. Excuse me for not giving up my psychology studies, in order to learn Japanese for the sake of porn.
There are fan translations, but seeing their "progress", it's faster to actually learn Japanese then to wait for those people.
-You need to change your pc region to Japanese. Which can cause problems like antivirus not updating anymore.
-You mostly play as a little girl in tentacle town.
What if I don't like that? They do have quite a good collection of femdom games, if I could actually read any of it.
Then we go to Patreon, because no other country besides Japan has figured out that porn games might actually sell well? Where's the English dlsite? Not to be confused with dlsite in English.
Anyway, I'm looking at some Patreon games which usually start something like this:
"We are a passionate two man army that want's to spread joy and orgasms through out the ages. Please check out are new game called "The Landscape Tilt-a-whirl Sonic Boom."
Pardon me citizen, but could you add a description of your game? Description. In words. Like I'm using right now. Your game title doesn't help either.
So after checking their pre-alpha-demo-broken-release version -0.3, I'm seeing what they are about. It's not exactly what I'm looking for, but it's a good start. Let's see their latest version. Maybe this will convince me to pay for a game that isn't finished.
"Release 0.5. Locked. Patrons only $10."
What did you release? What did you add? Why do I have to pay for something I can't even see? Is it too hard to copy/paste that description?
Lord Fenoxo posts every update. I can see progress and what they are doing.
Let's look at Patron reward tier levels. Shit.
Fenoxo Fenfen's ("Fenfen"? Really?) Patreon reads:
"Pledge $5 or more per month
Basic Backer: Get access to backer builds weeks before they go public."
Look how clear this description is. I know exactly what I'm getting here. The other tiers are clear as well.
Now let's look at how you should NOT give rewards:
"Pony Tier
$3 or more per Picture or Chapter, or Game Update"
What? I just want to play the game and I have money. I don't care about the pictures? What pictures are you even talking about? Chapters? This game doesn't have chapters. What do you mean? How many game updates are we talking about?
Look at Fenoxo's Patreon. Look. At. It. And that's coming from someone who isn't even pledged to TiTs.
After waiting for updates, they either add content that is the opposite of what's already in the game:
"Do you like women dominating you in a dungeon with lightsabers? Now you can transform in a werewolf and have sex with guys!"
That's not what I paid for, nor what I asked for. Please stop.
Or they come with an apology: "Sorry for not updating as frequently. A dragon attacked my city and infected us with X44 type B. We have to pay tribute to Wonder Woman or else we will all be cat food."
I'm not making fun of people having problems. I get sick all the time. But maybe start small. Make a short finished game. You won't be burned out as much.
CoC wasn't built in a day.