Jokes and pins for Silly Mode. Also, idea for an April fools writing contest

[XBoxMaster131]

Ok, first things first, my contest idea. Basically, in celebration of April fools, everyone has about 1 week to come up with a good pun or joke for silly mode. 1 submission per person.

And on April first, the devs pick their top 10 or so favorites, and implement them!

It would add a good amount of sill stuff to silly mode, and since its little snippets maybe a paragraph or two long each, it should be relatively easy to implement.

And the prize can be... free merch, or something? Idk.

Well, what do you guys think?

 

[XBoxMaster131]

Ok, now, to kick off the jokes, heres one i kinda stole from American Dad: context, asking anno her favorite music; "there was this awesome place on *insert planet name here* called "Hot Jazz in your Face". But then it suddenly shut down. People just... stopped coming.

 

[Gardeford]

You're a little late on this one... april fools was like 3 weeks ago.

 

[XBoxMaster131]

You're a little late on this one... april fools was like 3 weeks ago.

Hey, better late than never

 

[Savin]

Not... really.

 

[Evil]

April Fool's Day jokes are like fish, fresher is always better.

 

[XBoxMaster131]

Hey, I was just throwing the idea out there. What was I supposed to do, set an alarm on my phone for a whole damn year?

 

[Evil]

Yes.

 

[XBoxMaster131]

Yes.

 

[XBoxMaster131]

We need more emotes on here.

 

[Natetheman223]

Just forget about the Aprils Fools thing. You can be funny without needing a holiday or reward, y'know...

 

[XBoxMaster131]

Just forget about the Aprils Fools thing. You can be funny without needing a holiday or reward, y'know...

I'm not suggesting they be April fools exclusive events in game. Just have the contest itself be around April fools. Cuz, ya know, jokes!

 

[ScarletteKnight]

Not that I disagree with everyone, but I can't help it.

 

[SeriousBlueJewel]

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In adult for currently unknown reasons the disease will become active during early April and then suddenly go dormant again. It is known however that until vagina growth has happened in a male or neuter carrier the virus cannot infect others. Symptoms in adults include: arousal, itchy genital region, bitchiness, spontaneous vaginal growth, and queefing. Cooties usually runs its course in approximately three days.