I must have offended the RNG Gods

lighterfluid

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See, I was enjoying a peaceful stroll in No Myr's Land when three landmines exploded in my face. This would have been no problem at all had an adult cockvine not heard the noise and come running.

I hope you got a kick out of my luck.

PS. Should I light candles, sacrifice an animal or just pray directly to Gedan?
 

Xeivous

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I've started a game, flown to the first planet, walked into the jungle and fucked a bee boy and instantly got sneezing tits. So that sort of RNG you've got hardly seems out of place to me.
 

Woider

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I've started a game, flown to the first planet, walked into the jungle and fucked a bee boy and instantly got sneezing tits. So that sort of RNG you've got hardly seems out of place to me.
How do you even cure SSTDs?
 

Freed85

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PRAISE RNGESUS!!! It's honestly just part of the adventure some times, I can't say I've managed to have outright terrible luck unless its in the Amara boss fight where 7/10 times i'll get stunned and dragged through to dirt like a bitch just starting the fight, unless I survive or manage to not be stunned then there's a good chance I come out on top, considering it's a boss fight though makes it fine to me at least.
 

Shambler

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PRAISE RNGESUS!!! It's honestly just part of the adventure some times, I can't say I've managed to have outright terrible luck unless its in the Amara boss fight where 7/10 times i'll get stunned and dragged through to dirt like a bitch just starting the fight, unless I survive or manage to not be stunned then there's a good chance I come out on top, considering it's a boss fight though makes it fine to me at least.
If you attempting to beat her down, which will provoke her stunlock of death when her shields go down, You are fighting her wrong. (You should tease her to victory)

The only class that can consistently bag her is a level 9 melee mercenary, or at least a merc with power strike and sunder.
 

Freed85

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If you attempting to beat her down, which will provoke her stunlock of death when her shields go down, You are fighting her wrong. (You should tease her to victory)

The only class that can consistently bag her is a level 9 melee mercenary, or at least a merc with power strike and sunder.

Oh I don't do that I throw everything and the kitchen sink at her after getting her shields down and sadly teasing isn't the best skill my ranged tech has, he's more of a fighter than a lover at least when the need arises, but I guess if I'm getting his physique up training with Mirrin I can go train against some wild life...
 

Shambler

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Oh I don't do that I throw everything and the kitchen sink at her after getting her shields down and sadly teasing isn't the best skill my ranged tech has, he's more of a fighter than a lover at least when the need arises, but I guess if I'm getting his physique up training with Mirrin I can go train against some wild life...
I recommend getting tease to 25-30 crotch before the fight starts, makes it a breeze.
 

Kesil

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I've started a game, flown to the first planet, walked into the jungle and fucked a bee boy and instantly got sneezing tits.
I started a new game a couple of days because of reasons and that was exactly what happened to me. And then I had to pay to Nurse JoyDroid...
 

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I started a new game a couple of days because of reasons and that was exactly what happened to me. And then I had to pay to Nurse JoyDroid...
SSTDs; The TiTS equivalent of Pokérus! :catte:
 

Evil

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I recommend getting tease to 25-30 crotch before the fight starts, makes it a breeze.

Oh yeah, Amara is easy if you have a moderate level of Tease. Just keep flashing your crotch and she drops in about three or four turns.
 

Shambler

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Oh yeah, Amara is easy if you have a moderate level of Tease. Just keep flashing your crotch and she drops in about three or four turns.
Yeah, this is due to her rampant Libido that people would know about if they actually read in a text based game. Here's for dreaming eh?:allears:
 

A79

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Carl's backyard
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I need to make a character named Reggie Steele. Not only can I make pokemon puns, but I can make "My body is Reggie" jokes too!
How did I not see this sooner?? Bless you Kesil, you beautiful person you.

If only the PCs surname were Oak, then we could get away with "You can't ignore my girth" jokes. lol
 

Freed85

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Yeah, this is due to her rampant Libido that people would know about if they actually read in a text based game. Here's for dreaming eh?:allears:

Yeah, it's good to remember things like that and hey at least now I know for my other 2 characters that have to play catch up to the tech that uses brute force!
 

Shambler

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If only the PCs surname were Oak, then we could get away with "You can't ignore my girth" jokes. lol
Ah but then we wouldn't have the joke of a company with Steele in the name specialising in Mining.
 

Kesil

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! Not only can I make pokemon puns, but I can make "My body is Reggie" jokes too!

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ScarletteKnight

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Amara is hard, but not that hard. As long as you can avoid stunlock you can beat her with 0 tease or a decent build. I got her as a melee Tech, before Charge Weapon was added.
 

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I swear it took me over an hour of save-scumming to get the floppy Huskar ears