how to get dragon waifu ?

[Soap]

i just keep beating it up

 

[Xeivous]

You gotta beat her three times then lose twice.

 

[Crablord]

then lose twice

y tho

 

[Xeivous]

y tho

because fuck your perfect win streak apparently.

 

[Sifen]

because fuck your perfect win streak apparently.

Well, it is a porn game

 

[QuietCoyote]

it doesnt even count as a loss you fucking nerds
jeez

 

[Xeivous]

it doesnt even count as a loss you fucking nerds
jeez

I didn't know that.

 

[QuietCoyote]

I didn't know that.

the more you know

 

[ScarletteKnight]

Thank goodness, I'm way too anal about that perfect streak.

Once I stepped on a mine in Myrellion that brought my Lust to 100 and got into a fight without moving, losing instantly, so I reloaded like 2 hours of progress.

 

[B.Bill]

Oh thank fuck it doesn't count as a lost.

I was about to murder Vanilla Ice here and grab the armor and run, but after reading it doesn't count, I'm ready to GET IT ONNN!