Gather around members of the forum,
for I have a tale that is sure to be aurum.
It is a story I've told one previous time,
this a second rendition filled with greater repetition in style of rhyme.
T'was literally the night before christmas that I was filled with sorrow,
mostly because Flexible Survival might not update tomorrow.
While I was thankful for the free content which was all well and good,
I lusted after something with an atmosphere a little more... fun and lewd.
With a heavy heart I temporarily said goodbye to familiar faces,
for I sought to quest for smut in other places.
I searched high and low,
through many sites I'd rather not let others know.
On the eve of my choice to give up on e621 I saw
a flash file file with tags so many it gaped my maw.
T'was a text-based flash game well worth reading,
filled to the brim with fucking and breeding.
That night I played and became a champion with genitals galore,
always surprised that they could grow larger ever more.
The champion had debilitating sizes and were brimming with corruption,
for a more normal experience I sought to purify and use a potion of reduction.
With the customization, sex and world building I fell in love
and flocked to the creator's blog like a loyal messenger dove.
It was then and there I became a lifelong fan
following their progress and lurking through the forum they ran.
I do not regret my discovery of this community,
for it was quite a pleasurable serendipity.
To the newcomers who find us, even if it was random,
welcome one and all to this fandom.