You approach the helm, watching with interest as the dozens of glowing orange hardlight displays crackle to life at your touch... along with a pillar of simulated equine dick that materializes straight from the captain’s seat. These Jumpers sure have a handle on all the most modern tech... and toys, too. You smirk despite yourself as the holographic dong flops from side to side, like its eagerly awaiting somebody to come and take the stick, such as it is....
...You drop trou and mount the hardlight dildo, nestling onto the big shaft of hardlight meat as you take the controls. Oooh, that tingles! Your hymen is torn. (L: +10) The codes that the L.D.C. gave you seem to be working: a few moments later, and you have total access.