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Jorr The Great

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Tch... you gotta stop making good points, it's making it very difficult for me to be right.
Certainly in the description it is a toy for children, which can carry tons of weight, but a toy for children in the end, I think it is time to add a professional version, I doubt that in the TiTs universe there are no versions for races
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Z-z

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Technically it's Mag with the Pneuma skin,I wouldn't know if it's the Prime
Besides, Hoverboards are fine, but this would be a times better
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sumgai

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Jet bikes a thing. Sera sold hers to get her dick, Anno and Kaede used to ride around in one during their dates...

I would like a jet bike plz.
 

Theron

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That'd be awesome, but whereas a hoverboard skirts the line of being a vehicle, that totally is and there's no way equippable vehicles are getting added.
Jet bikes a thing… I would like a jet bike plz.
Why would you want a jet bike when you could be riding a bear?


Seriously, though, since Riding Bears are a thing, I could see a Jet Bike being an upgrade to the Light Jetpack. Evasion + Flight + faster movement between rooms. Maybe fold in the Cargobot, too. Or would that be too good?
 
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...because you're riding around on a child's toy.
The best thing about this meme is that the Hoverboard is already a Back to the Future reference by itself! If you look at the item description, it matches perfectly with the movie!
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(and I believe that this image already explains why nobody was impressed when you were around!)
and following that line of thought, if they were to add other boards, they could use one of these models!
 

TiTSFan

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Look at it this way, jet packs have been a dream since the '50s and are usually cooler than the HoverBoard. The jetpack also doesn't get any comments. If a jetpack won't help Steele get laid, not that they need help, the HoverBoard hasn't got a shot in hell of it.
 
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TiTSFan

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Exactly. Serious thread=silly responses whereas silly threads=serious responses. It doesn't always work out like that, just look at this thread. It's a mix of the two. But it is fun to keep people guessing.
 

4rm4ld0

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I mean, if Steele can do some sick skate moves with the hoverboard he may get laid with that. A guitar probably would work better all things considered, unless it felt out of favor in the distant future
 
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Paradox01

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A guitar probably would work better all things considered, unless it felt out of favor in the distant future
AIR guitar will never go out of style.
 

Keet

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I'm just saying, tho I keep forgetting it even exists, I would keep it in my inventory if there was a chance for steele to do sick tricks or even better just fuckin bite it. In public. People take pictures of steele face down on the ground trying to will death.
 

TiTSFan

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That thing is invaluable if you have high libido, rapid milk production, or rapid cum production. Saves so much time on milking and masturbation. Plus, while it's kinda lame versus most other tech in TiTS, it's still a cool nod to a classic sci-fi movie.
 
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TiTSFan

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It increases your rate of travel. If your traveling speed increases from square to square, it effectively increases the amount of time you have between having to manage lust/milk/cum.
 

Emerald

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It increases your rate of travel. If your traveling speed increases from square to square, it effectively increases the amount of time you have between having to manage lust/milk/cum.
Doesn't it prevent you from getting stuck on your huge balls if you have Nuki Nuts too (And just overly huge balls in general) or was that changed while I was away from the game or something. I'm wondering how a skateboard can hold a pair of balls that big.
 

Rear Admiral Chimera

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There's a reason why no one is dropping their panties due to your Steele's hoverboard. All your Steele does is ride it; (skate/snow)boarders don't get positive attention for just riding the board (unless they are a dog). Get out there and do some tricks.
 
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Rear Admiral Chimera

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And there is the crux of the problem. A true skatehoverboarder doesn't wait to be allowed to pull off some kickass moves. Defy the system.
(Seriously though, it would be gnarly if there were scenes that involved the hoverboard. Even if those scenes were meant to mock the player for using a child's toy.)