Funny Character Bio's
- Thread starter Zuel
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Dunno if its humorous, but I started this char to edit it in a funny way with the CoCed. could be banned for posting it, but here you go for humor's sake...
You are a 8 foot 4 inch tall human, with a thin body and incredible muscle definition. You are currently wearing your barely-decent bondage straps and using your lust-enchanted dagger as a weapon. Your face is fairly human in shape, but is covered in smooth, orange and black striped scales. It has an androgynous set of features that would look normal on a male or female. Your eyes are solid spheres of inky, alien darkness. A pair of small, rounded ferret ears burst through the top of your floor-length, rubbery white and black feather-hair. Floppy antennae also grow from just behind your hairline, bouncing and swaying in the breeze. A snake-like tongue occasionally flits between your lips, tasting the air. Two pairs of horns, roughly a foot long, sprout from the sides of your head. They sweep back and give you a fearsome look, almost like the dragons from your village’s legends.
You have a humanoid shape with the usual torso, arms, hands, and fingers. A large shark-like fin has sprouted between your shoulder blades. With it you have far more control over swimming underwater. Shining black exoskeleton covers your arms from the biceps down, resembling a pair of long black gloves from a distance. You have flared hips that match your trim, lithe body, and your nice, toned bottom contracts with every motion, displaying the detailed curves of its lean musculature. A conical, furry, rubbery white and black, tail extends from your nice, toned backside, bouncing up and down as you move and helping to counterbalance you. Two digitigrade legs grow downwards from your waist, ending in soft, padded cat-paws.
A pair of feathery gills are growing out just below your neck, spreading out horizontally and draping down your chest. They allow you to stay in the water for quite a long time. You have two volleyball-sized tits, each supporting two 4-inch dribbling cherry-like nubs. You could easily fill a big EE-cup bra.
Where a penis would normally be located, you have instead grown a cluster of ready, mutated cocks!
—Your first bee prick is 20 inches long and three inches in diameter.
—Your next feline shaft is 20 inches long and three inches wide. It ends in a single point, much like a spike, and is covered in small, fleshy barbs. The barbs are larger at the base and shrink in size as they get closer to the tip. Each of the spines is soft and flexible, and shouldn’t be painful for any of your partners.
—One of your almost-canine dicks is 15 inches long and five inches thick.
—Another of your giant, tentacle-ringed dicks is 20 inches long and six inches thick. The crown is surrounded by tiny tentacles with a venomous, aphrodisiac payload. At its base a number of similar, longer tentacles have formed, guaranteeing that pleasure will be forced upon your partners.
Your ballsack clings tightly to your groin, holding cute balls squeezed together into a perky, rounded form snugly against you. You estimate each of them to be about one inch across.
You have a slavering twat, with a 6-inch clit and an intact hymen. Occasional beads of lubricant drip from the massive hole that is your pussy.
You have one slime-drooling virgin anus, placed between your butt-cheeks where it belongs.
Your pierced nipples are pierced with seamless black nipple-studs.
You are a 8 foot 4 inch tall human, with a thin body and incredible muscle definition. You are currently wearing your barely-decent bondage straps and using your lust-enchanted dagger as a weapon. Your face is fairly human in shape, but is covered in smooth, orange and black striped scales. It has an androgynous set of features that would look normal on a male or female. Your eyes are solid spheres of inky, alien darkness. A pair of small, rounded ferret ears burst through the top of your floor-length, rubbery white and black feather-hair. Floppy antennae also grow from just behind your hairline, bouncing and swaying in the breeze. A snake-like tongue occasionally flits between your lips, tasting the air. Two pairs of horns, roughly a foot long, sprout from the sides of your head. They sweep back and give you a fearsome look, almost like the dragons from your village’s legends.
You have a humanoid shape with the usual torso, arms, hands, and fingers. A large shark-like fin has sprouted between your shoulder blades. With it you have far more control over swimming underwater. Shining black exoskeleton covers your arms from the biceps down, resembling a pair of long black gloves from a distance. You have flared hips that match your trim, lithe body, and your nice, toned bottom contracts with every motion, displaying the detailed curves of its lean musculature. A conical, furry, rubbery white and black, tail extends from your nice, toned backside, bouncing up and down as you move and helping to counterbalance you. Two digitigrade legs grow downwards from your waist, ending in soft, padded cat-paws.
A pair of feathery gills are growing out just below your neck, spreading out horizontally and draping down your chest. They allow you to stay in the water for quite a long time. You have two volleyball-sized tits, each supporting two 4-inch dribbling cherry-like nubs. You could easily fill a big EE-cup bra.
Where a penis would normally be located, you have instead grown a cluster of ready, mutated cocks!
—Your first bee prick is 20 inches long and three inches in diameter.
—Your next feline shaft is 20 inches long and three inches wide. It ends in a single point, much like a spike, and is covered in small, fleshy barbs. The barbs are larger at the base and shrink in size as they get closer to the tip. Each of the spines is soft and flexible, and shouldn’t be painful for any of your partners.
—One of your almost-canine dicks is 15 inches long and five inches thick.
—Another of your giant, tentacle-ringed dicks is 20 inches long and six inches thick. The crown is surrounded by tiny tentacles with a venomous, aphrodisiac payload. At its base a number of similar, longer tentacles have formed, guaranteeing that pleasure will be forced upon your partners.
Your ballsack clings tightly to your groin, holding cute balls squeezed together into a perky, rounded form snugly against you. You estimate each of them to be about one inch across.
You have a slavering twat, with a 6-inch clit and an intact hymen. Occasional beads of lubricant drip from the massive hole that is your pussy.
You have one slime-drooling virgin anus, placed between your butt-cheeks where it belongs.
Your pierced nipples are pierced with seamless black nipple-studs.
Not surprising that it's a virgin anus, when you think about it.
Would YOU fuck someone's ass if it was leaking slime?